Sulkdodds

Could you possibly weigh in on the superbowl ban thread?

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=151459

You might not ban anyone or give anyone titles, but at the very least you could tell us if anyone ever will.

Only now that our friendship is solidified on electronic paper do I feel confident in it. This is like when I was a kid and I never believed I wasn't adopted/kidnapped until my parents showed me my birth certificate. Story may or may not be true.

Thanks you stupid skank

lyxox

I don't know, I thought we were but then it was all "befriend this sillybean" and I was all "K".

Spare some change?

I like the ;

Ohh tricky

I copped out. It looks pretty good though.

Good god I should really just bookmark your gallery or something.

Ban me i have finals no other mod will do eet

JAYSUS CHRIST IT'S A SULKDODDS GET IN THE CAR



Caps :3

Hey, why was Gray Fox banned?

Also **** the filter, no really this book explains clearly why.

Read The stuff of thought by Steven Pinker. It's practically made for you, though a lot of it
should be familiar. in any case it's much more interesting the regular f-aggotry you read.

http://www.amazon.com/Stuff-Thought-Language-Window-Nature/dp/0670063274

http://video.google.com/videosearch?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&q=stuff+of+thought&lr=lang_hr|lang_nl|lang_en|lang_sr&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&resnum=4&ct=title#

How the mind works is also fantastic but meh whatever.

You OP.

Dudds! What happen, haven't seen you use your banhammer in aaaaages!

God damn it Dodds, make a new Short Story Competition for Christmas or I'll be forced to do it myself, and you have no idea how much pathetic fallacy I can bring down upon this forum!

Kay

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=149557

I think this was one of the only thread closes that made me spit my drink out.

"Please donut make threads like this"
That was brilliant. Oh gosh i love you man

"Please donut make threads like this"


COMIC JEENY-US!

I have found your secret society.
To think you would try to take me down behind my back.
*Unleashes HL2.net Deathsquad on Sulks*

Evolution is just an experiment!

Ofcourse i joke, it be real i believe

Evolution is just a hypothesis

HEY DOOD
Evolution is just a theory!
*Awaits kick in the balls*

Heya Dodds, KA managed to dig this up


In the words of a late busty blonde female porn star... "FREAKIN' GENIUS!"

Sulks, you don't know an Ian Bell by any chance, do you? Reason I ask is that your saying Phantom looks like a fish really reminds me of Ian, as he said I looked like a fish on some of my ride photos at Blackpool. And for the record, I didn't. He was just being mean!

I need some friends in high places, approve me please.

Indeed there is. Yet I do not have the time, bandwidth or moral fortitude to recreate The Horror. Did my dream about you distress you as much as it did me?

I no aristocrat

HEY SULKDODDS. IT'S ME, SULKDODDS.

Are you furious?

Well so am I.

That's probably alright. But politics is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

I was under the impression it was also fine if you were doing it while listening to the rolling stones?

I was talking about the week ban for "Making aspersions about people's personal sexual habits".

The one small enjoyment I still got from this place is getting away with spam and cursing while people
around me got banned.
Not that it's unwarranted unless you happen to be a retarted sock monkey incapable of
viewing my attitude in the proper context.

Even me? Because you're generally a ****, plus this makes you just awful.

edit: also how interested are you in world poverty, globalization etc... and how much money
are you willing to spend?

Oh, it was Angry Lawyer, thanks for telling me!

Hey, I was just wondering the other day, who was that one moderator that hasn't posted in quite a while, he was a fairly handsome guy, had blondish hair of normal length. Pretty sure he inhabits the same regions as you...

He often told me that I looked like his younger brother, and I am almost positive he had a picture posted where he was with you and several other members.

lolspinningoldman

*whispers* Fav admin ftw.
Well, most easy going

You might want to delete Baby HeadCrab's entry from the story contest. On the same note, have you read over my story?

So.
I had a dream that you, ('Sulkdodds'), were this really pathetic thirty-something guy who was overweight and unfit and unhappy. As a result you'd been put on a reality tv show with all these kids, the basic premise being 'is Sulkdodds more better than some kids'. You'd have endurance tests and races and stuff against these children, and you'd always get completely dominated, especially by this little Maori kid. At one point the challenge was to climb a big sheet of stiff fabric suspended from a wire that had the 'rocks' from rock-climbing walls all over it. All of the kids made it and you just repeatedly tried to jump over it, eventually either breaking your nose or being knocked unconscious.

Anyway later on you had to go to my Primary school for the next stage of challenges, and you were sitting in a prefab classroom eating peanuts and rice crackers that the organisers of the show had given to you because they were 'good for you'. While you were eating you picked up the paper and saw an article about you and the show, and there was a box-out claiming to have unveiled this secret society you were part of called Hetairia. It had a drawn picture of all the 'members' sitting on/standing by a couch. However they were all either furries, disney characters, or shoddily drawn anthropomorphic versions of their avatars. They were also all named, like their usernames, but most of the names were complete rubbish. Then when you looked closer you realised they were all having sex. At that point either DEATHMASTER or DEATH eVADER came in and started spewing acidic semen on everyone in the picture (which, it had been accepted, could move). This was in order to wake them up so they could get back to rowing. However the semen got all over a tv at the school and so you had to run across the field to another class room to get some paper towels and clean the television. And as you were running across the field one of the kids from the tv show (a small red-headed girl, slightly chubby) saw you and raced you and you beat her and you were happy.
Here's where it gets interesting. At first, my dream was from a third person perspective, but as the dream progressed I became you.

As a result, when I woke up, I was hungry as shit for peanuts.

I asked Ennui but he hasn't responded. Rather than make a thread, may I ask if Adrik Senturu get a permaban? I didn't feel he was deserving of a severe punishment and have been wondering why he isn't back yet.