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tl;dr ...sooo, If you draw it yourself... can you get busted for that aswell?

Im with VT2 on this one, I'd rather have pedo's fapping at hentai involving children then looking up RL child pornography... Banning it will put it in the same court as real child porno making it a mouse click closer. Much like how by making weed illigal you make it a borderline drug, while if...

Source 2?

turn the lights out, sensually harass your friend, make her suck your neck, then turn the lights on and show her your suck wound... done.

lol, I picture No Limit, looking like his avatar, rubbing his hickey while reading this thread cursing out loud. It does really sound like you posted it just so you could say you finally got a hickey... we gave you all the possible way's out, choose one or tell us how it went.

you want to live off the grid and use 165 liters of water a day!? are you mad? You drink 5 liters a day in a warm climate at most... and you're going to take a bath, make yourself a brand new one... everyday!? u__u off the grid fail. [/spoiler]

I live in Amsterdam and have been biking all my life. I can honestly tell you: you're all a bunch of girly fags. I've never ever fallen in a way that a helmet would "save my life" and if I get hit by a taxi doing 60 a helmet wouldn't save my legs, ribs, spine or neck. Only my skull, which in...

Damn you! you're right u__u Yeah in that case I'd probably try and get my hands on a MP5 or a PSG1. (I'm not doing my background research here, but if I recall correctly its dutch standard issue stuff for the navy, and I live close to a navy base in amsterdam, woot.)

A big fat heavy bomb vest full of those metal marbles and a loudspeaker. I'd simply walk around shouting "if you shoot me ill **** you up!" On a more serious note: MP7 and a FMG-9 (glock in a box). both use 9mm ammo, and are very durable and accurate. I'd carry the fmg-9 as a flashlight...

Oh man i lolled you terrible person : D

No, it makes you look like you're buying them a drink so that you can talk to them, which in turn makes you look like a loser that has to buy a drink to get there attention... My personal favorite opener would be the... "hey can i ask you something?" yes "A friend of mine just broke up with...

I think girls naturally want 1 man (with the best genes to make them pregnant and give them pretty babies, guard them while she nurtures them etc etc), men however want an infinite amount of woman (to make babies with to spread their seed/genes.) We are made to cheat. No, even better, nature...

Dude, read a book called "The Game" written by Neil Strauss. Im sure you can get it at your local bookstore or order it. ISBN number of the book is: 9781847672377 You'll thank me later once you're covered in pussy...

Most pretty ones are being hit on day after day after day... cant really blame them for acting like bitches, but once they see that you are "worth more" (being intelligent and funny etc) they'll lower their bitch shield and turn out to be pretty insecure girls... most of the times. There are...

one way is to "open" the group by asking the group as a whole something... while ignoring her (maybe even making some jokes about her, bassicly acting cocky) then once the group likes you, approuch her (which she'll love because you are now giving her attention) and asking if she would like to...

whats the resolution? Also how do you look or focus on the digits being projected under your focus spot in your eye? this smells like fail and a few blind testers...

I stole sooooo much 40k at my games workshop (started with blister packs, ended up stealing multiple boxes at a time using a suitcase lolol)... never played a single game, won 2 painting competitions woot woot /runs from nerds with torches and pitchforks : D

I'm back. The best weapon against hangovers is water. Fat 'n food will help but water is the answer. Also girls don't have to be drunk to be able to kiss them. The trick is to separate them from their friends (there are a lot of ways of doing this, kidnapping is illegal)... once you're talking...

*pulls out raptor claw*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8kS7atmTis