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    Best Buy randomly calls and hires me... drug test in 48hrs HALP LIFE 2 DOT STNRS

    I know everybody's all "Well that's rediculous, it's not Nasa or the police academy!", but i'd imagine that at a job like best buy, there's a chance you'll be using the forklift/other random heavy machinery in the backroom. That, and like 90% of your job involves dealing with customers, and i'm...
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    Best Buy randomly calls and hires me... drug test in 48hrs HALP LIFE 2 DOT STNRS

    when i took the drug test to get in at Safeway, i ended up using somebody elses piss and taping it to my thigh. the facility was in a hospital, so my friend pissed in the little container in the lobby bathroom, i went in and equipped it, then we took the elevator four floors up and i took the...
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    Things You Lament Losing

    in b4 my mind
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    Therapeutic Hate Thread (THT)

    I hate how, on my days off, everybody is always either too busy, or just plain not down to go ride some bike, but that as soon as I clock into work, i'm almost guaranteed to get a call or two to go ride.
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    I've finally realized.... Government is the root of all Evil.

    I knew it all along. Numbers is the most elaborate and thought out internet troll of our time.
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    A you does a smoke?

    I know exactly what you mean dude, it seems like half the time when im high, its the normal awesome spaciness, and the other half im an equally spacy but completely anxious mess. It seems as if, for me at least, its dependant on the kind of weed were smoking, how much I smoke, how much energy I...
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    A you does a smoke?

    Lol, epic thread bump! I think it's kind of funny too, because since making this thread, my tobacco intake went back up to about two packs a day, till I got sick around september or so and started smoking only one or two a day, one in the morning and one before bed. After I exhausted that last...
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    Do you look thoroughly depressed ALL THE TIME?

    When i'm just walking around in public, minding my own business, I tend to look pissed off. Like i'm walking around looking for trouble. In social situations, regardless of my demeanor, I wear a bit of a generic smile, until I get bored, and then it's back to looking irritated. I feel like when...
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    tsunami immenent

    8.9 earthquake in japan a few hours ago, 8 foot tsunami reported in the midway islands, reported to hit Hawaiii. If I die folks, know that it was beside my bicycle, my car, an old english, and my good friends. I love youall, k shoots.
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    Streets of Madness

    Thanks guys. I had a blast filming for it, so im glad to see that people enjoyed watching. Hana, yups. No testicle protection though, but that sort of thing isn't really a problem unless you're doing a handrail, or your seat is set really high up.
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    Streets of Madness

    Me and some homies filmed for a video contest this past weekend called Streets of Madness. Basically, everybody met up at Kakaako park, broke off into their respective teams, and had 36 hours to film and edit a full bmx video. Met back up at hooters the next night, and we all judged our videos...
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    Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

    Should I see a dermatologist about this?
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    Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

    I know you're not talking about me, with my fairly pronounced chin, large italian nose, and quarter missing eyebrow. So only one of your friends actually smiles in photos? Bizarre...
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    Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

    Recently shaved for the first time in at least a month.
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    Calling In Sick

    I've only done it twice, but it was really a pretty hard thing to do, just because of the guilt factor. Thing is, at my work, they run us on the most bone dry skeleton staff possible, so really if anybody doesn't show, everybody else gets ****ed in the ass hardcore. I've had my fair share of...
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    What material wealth was donated to you this 25th of December?

    Got: monay, two t-shirts, and a watch Gave: headphone/mic combo for cellphone, 9 hour shift Yeah, my Christmas was fairly uneventful. Hopefully I can get stoned before midnight and make it a little more worthwhile.
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    Happy Xmas

    The main thing that irked me about that video, was that the parents just thought it was so damned adorable.
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    Happy Xmas

    I have work on Christmas. But I get paid double time and a dollar, so **** it!
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    Whitelist Names and Associations

    I can has whitelist? :( "sinkoman"
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    Forgot to mention, my username is sinkoman

    Forgot to mention, my username is sinkoman
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