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And here's where the argument crescendos to melodramatic chants of freedum and amurka. "WE CAN CHOOSE! WE CAN SPEAK! WE ARRE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AMUUURRKAAA! FUKK YEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"turn the volume up on number 12. I played that on my 8 track while my junior prom date stole my virginity on the outskirts of the milky way. Such a good song"

"Dear humans, What the **** is this shit? There's like a billion of these flying probe things speeding through at least 8 different sectors of the gallaxy. What gall you worthless bipedal ****s have, thinking you can just shit space trash wherever you please. Do these ****ing things even do...

They're going to decode it, and it'll turn out to be a friendly alien greeting along with a codex on basic alien linguistics facilitating further communications. Soon after, the probe will drift out of transmission range.

Even though this was reported by "state media"?

These massacres have all been carefully premeditated by the state. This is China's answer to gross overpopulation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PsyxeKJruo&playnext_from=TL&videos=BVunAnu2ZjU Anybody know the name of this song? Sounds like MF Doom, but I can't find it.

Here's a more recent one

I wonder to myself sometimes if numbers is actually just some bored kid from the midwest who's managed to create the most elaborate forum troll of all time.

Your face when you realize toasted lay always looks like she's coming off of "the drugs from the previous night"

Sounds a lot like a derealization episode. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derealization http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depersonalization But I can definitely relate to some degree. I normally just sit there and space out when i'm with people, and don't really pay attention to what they're doing...

And so it begins...

Don't worry. That fishballs guy is just a faggit.

I honestly don't even know what you're trying to argue anymore. You're right, people **** up, no doubt about that. None at all. You're also right, SWAT officers are human beings, no doubt about that either, unless there's a canine unit in the mix. I don't think anybody has denied that at all...

"OH SHIT A ****ING DOG! SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! SHOOOOOOT IITTT!!!" *BLAM BLAM BLAM* "holy **** that was scary. What? Don't harp to me about leashes and shit, IT WAS A ****ING PITBULL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO???"

so, I need to write an applet for my Comp Sci class, but my computer has decided that it'd preffer not to run applets. Or, it'll run applets fine, and when I direct my browser to a java test page it'll run the test applet fine, but none of the applets for this class, including the one's I try to...

amuuurrrca

Lol'd so hard as soon as it tossed the banana peel to the ground.