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The toilet. Well i don't want to crap out of my window / whatever thank-you very much!

Man, i need to get an "I laugh at trolls." T-Shirt.

Informative. :thumbs:

Teasing

Murder him. That'll stop you from murdering him (you can't murder someone twice!):thumbs:

Or painting a lightbulb black, so that when they turn it on the room gets darker! Mwhahahahahahha..... errr.... hmmm.... :P

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Do you cum here often? Because if you play your cards right you will tonight! Or, how about the classic: If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[Monty Python]You could be stabbed[/Monty Python]

lol. Well i would've made a new one, but we're not allowed to do that either. :P I think the discussion in this one was good enough to be bumped.

Wow, totally forgot about this thread, i think it deserves a 2nd life (even if i did create it myself!)

Syndicate Wars made me replace my legs so i could run faster. Serious Sam made me keep my trigger-finger perminantly held down. Morrowind made me always jump down hills so i'd get better at jumping. Theme Hospital made me develop known cures for unknown diseases. The Worms series of games made...

just google '£30 in dollars'

Ok, i don't like... Blogster(n) Another effing blog and its cptStern`s fault "I hate it here." IfYouAreReadingThisThenYouKnowMe "Crap sorry!" "Sterny McStern Stern's Blog" "Captain Sternseye's crispy fillet fish fingers."

Crap sorry! I guess it was a bit of an obvious one though :o

Bust a Cpt in your ass Stern's mind, in blog form From the keyboard of a Stern Stern but fair CptStern's blog - contains nuts CptStern - Perblogified Lots of things written by me, CptStern And now, a few potential strap-lines: More stuff about things than anywhere else More controversial than...

....but none of the HDR games are set in California are they??

If you do get him to read that article you might not want his to read this bit: First and 2nd sentence could easily be used against you!

What do two twats want with a couple of fags anyway..... (Holy crap, noone made that joke!)

But the beta is free anyway.... unless you're worried about legalities and stuff for selling a mod.