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:( not nice people!!! I posted the same idea in another thread a long while back, and everyone agreed that (ehrm) "I WAS STUPID BECAUSE THAT DIDN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!" and now someone else thinks he invented the wheel and now the opinions are more devided? :| oh well it's nice to see at...

ah... so no more pointless pointing? ;) j/k

(First read my post half-way the 4th page) Chatlog with alyx: Alyx: you're so cute! :) Interl@ce: You're kind of a cutey yourself ;) Alyx: you make me laugh, stop it! :D Interl@ce: Hey i don't mean to barge in on your personal life, but since we know eachother so well i thought i'd...

Q: Why did the strider cross the road? A: To blow a 30 story skyscraper away with it's huge energy-light-deforming-blast-thingy!!!

Gordon and Alyx are getting it on in bed: Gordon: "...." Alyx: "Gordon?! Snap out of it! you're staring at me again!" *Gordon grins* =) Alyx: "This isn't working! We should've listened to my father and done it his way!!" Gordon: ".... :("

You know what's funny? Everyone in this forum is so sick and tired of waiting for new media and all those delay threads, that they're not in the mood for jokes. PS: i am :P Barney and the professor are playing hide and seek. Barney is counting down, and the professor is hiding...

So you're in your regular 'period' ?

Q: What does a strider do when he gets an itch on his foot? A: He impales somebody.

Yeah it has an inflatable crotch mechanism! *BEEP BEEP!!!!* *WARNING!!!!* *REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN ENLARGING!*

Q: What happens when gordon farts in his HEV? A: *DANGER!* BIO-HARZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTAL CONDITIONS DETECTED! *BEEP BEEP*

Q: Why doesn't gordon speak? A: Because..*Interl@ce get's hit with a crowbar on his head before he could finish his answer*

What does the sophisticated AI of a combine soldier do when facing 10 zombies, 5 headcrabs, and Gordon Freeman? Answer: Try to point at them all.

Gordon walks into a bar. Barney is there. Five minutes later gordon walks out of the bar with a bloody crowbar, mumbling: "....you owed me a beer"

Congratulations, may "100th post!!!" posts be finally history.

yeah i find libraries to be pretty boring too ;)

The all-in-wonder cards are ViVo cards, Not just tv tuners. You have video input and output possibilities on the card as well as video editing software bundled

they were playtesting over a month ago, to 'fix the final few bugs' that could be still in the game. I won't believe any delay stories until Erik or Gabe tells me when it'll be released and why they'd announce the sept. 30th shipping date

Damn.... well let's all just wait and see what happens sept. 30th. No use getting all freaked out over who says what, if Gabe Himself sent an e-mail in which he talks about a delay, i'll believe it. PS Marksman... then you shouldn't complain 'cuz you could get HL2 for free (ask it for your...

Thanks everyone for flaming and thanking me :D i like this forum, it never get's boring.

Re: Re: Half-life 2 Physics Engine Preview Ok, sorry about that :( Ok i have another physics demo... it's better then that skeleton-thing and a lot more fun: you can interact with virtual rigid bodies in real time, by dragging your mouse within the window...