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  1. Danimal

    Researchers Succeed in Quantum Teleportation of Light Waves

    There's apparently been cases of people getting organ transplants, such as lungs, hearts, etc. and suddenly taking on personality traits of the doner, too. Here's a bunch of anecdotes, which we all know is the ultimate evidence!
  2. Danimal

    Dog-- is 20 today.

    God I hate him.
  3. Danimal

    America's Education System Is Fine

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
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    Want keyrings containing live animals? Go to China!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqbjDbnBWgo
  5. Danimal

    Want keyrings containing live animals? Go to China!

    But meat's wrapped in plastic at the supermarket. If I put your dead uncle in a plastic sack, is it okay because he's dead?
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    Want keyrings containing live animals? Go to China!

    We should shun people who give pets up at animal shelters and eat meat, too. In fact, that time you decided to keep a bug in a jar 'cause it looked cool is all the evidence I need to exile you from our perfect society. BURN THE HEATHENS
  7. Danimal

    Dead Alien found in Siberia is finger lickin good

    Suuuuuuuuuure it's just chicken and bread.
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    Airport Security on the look out for people who complain about ..airport security

    "Keep your opinions to yourself or we're going to grope you."?
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    Want keyrings containing live animals? Go to China!

    Makes no ****ing sense.
  10. Danimal

    Airport Security on the look out for people who complain about ..airport security

    TSA is ****ing ridiculous.
  11. Danimal

    Christian protestors destroy Piss Christ

    This is probably the only semi-valid contribution I can make to this thread without sounding like a useless echo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWv9nFLl_s
  12. Danimal

    Buying Cardboard Boxes?!

    I figured the average peasant-citizen of America would be too intimidated to ask for something like that at a store without getting arrested for something.
  13. Danimal

    Episode 3: Want / Do not want

    This. Matter of fact, I just want Darkside to make Episode 3.
  14. Danimal

    Leonardo doesnt give a ****

    I'm sure it'd make a best-selling novel, so far fictional.
  15. Danimal

    "Robocop" Facial Recognition Glasses

    God damn ****ing New World Order Police State ****ing Globalist scum-****-****s ****
  16. Danimal

    Leonardo doesnt give a ****

    Use the ****ing dumps, Stern. You need a temp-banning imo.
  17. Danimal

    Fantastic HL2 Linkin Park Video

    The guy who created it was you.
  18. Danimal

    Best Buy randomly calls and hires me... drug test in 48hrs HALP LIFE 2 DOT STNRS

    Use your Straight Edge friend's pee, otherwise just don't get the job for now. Nothing I really know of that can help (Though it would be awesome to know.)
  19. Danimal

    So I was just thinking "I wish I could tase 18 people at once with just one device"

    Coming to a peaceful protest near you!
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    Just no (Mass Effect anime being made)

    It'll end up being one of those things I'll hear about but never get around to actually watching and thus I don't give a shit.
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