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  1. nurizeko

    Just got caught in the act

    Since we are on the subject, when I was over in Tokyo with my Japanese ex we were in the back of a car in a carpark, when my nice girlfriend makes a very not nice horny bid for my junk...and someone was in the front passenger seat. I eventually managed to pry her hungry hands from my manhood...
  2. nurizeko

    Black Mesa: Source Delayed

    I can't read the OP for all the foggy VAPOUR obscuring it.
  3. nurizeko

    Just got caught in the act

    Never been caught massaging the salami, but one time many years ago my ma walked in on me while I was in bed. With my girlfriend. I especially love how she stood there oblivious as to why I was telling her to get the **** out. Then she got the hint and buggered off and I went back to...
  4. nurizeko

    Soldier or Demo

    SCREAMIN' EAGLE!!!! (BTW a demo was right below that 'splosion.)
  5. nurizeko

    Kim Swift Leaves Valve for Airtight

    Brain Training 3 for the Nintendo DS. Going up in the world then. :laugh:
  6. nurizeko

    The War Update: Soldier & Demoman Update Confirmed!

    Soldier for me.
  7. nurizeko

    Traditional war for land in Africa (lol)

    Screw that, strafe with an Apache Longbow...modern warfare bitches! Its really amazing to remind oneself in such a way how primitively many people still live. We waltz around with our mobile phones and our hybrid cars and perhaps a cutting edge bit of medical kit or whatever, communicate...
  8. nurizeko

    Norway's weird lights in the sky. prelude to invasion by spiral loving aliens?

    OMG this, the first video looked like something spiralling and ejecting some gas but the second one looked too much like maybe a micro-singularity. ****ing hadron collider has doomed us all... O _ O
  9. nurizeko

    It's finally snowing here

    This, just love a snowy landscape, its like the whole world has changed, the strange light that reflects off the snow through windows, the contrast with the dark grey skies above...the greyscale nature of things. Just nice. I like rain to but only in short bursts or when I don't have to go...
  10. nurizeko

    Man throws tomato at Sarah Palin

    Wish he had hit her, it would have fuelled the internet for a month. Also Palin has **** all to offer civilization but its sudden demise.
  11. nurizeko

    Traditional war for land in Africa (lol)

    Lawl, all I can think of is that it reminds me of the start of a round of Savage: Battle for Newerth with all the nomads with hunting bows charging the beasts.
  12. nurizeko

    Fat zombified queers will conquer the earth

    Fools, you all know that your going to kill each other and what remains will come crawling back to Europe begging for colonialism.
  13. nurizeko

    Half-life tattoo

    Was thinking of getting a star of Chaos on my right shoulder but that combine one looks pretty suave.
  14. nurizeko

    HOLY tits...i'm unbanned, hey what happened to this forum? it's different

    I took you off my ignore list, apparently. :) Congrats. Edit: I have been gone a whiley to because basically this place was a complete shithole for a little while and I had other things to do like live. Now I'm kinda back. Was just gonna lurk but oh well, posting takes no effort.
  15. nurizeko

    My cranium is a temple of pain

    Since its a hangover drink water like a sponge, close all your curtains, turn off any light/noise making contrapulations, get a wet hand towel and slap it onto your forehead. Edit: also if you can, just go to sleep, no point being concious with that sort of head pain. ...Hit yourself on the...
  16. nurizeko

    Pictures of Yourself the "Jintor demands it happen" version

    +10 demerits for having a non-standard haircut. The SKDF does not tolerate wild spikes, mr.
  17. nurizeko

    The fastest you've beat hl2?

    I dunno, discounting playing an odd level here or an episode there? I've only played through HL2 twice, and I was never rushing either. HL2 is like a fine wine, it must be savoured and its full spectrum of flavour and aroma experienced and appreciated. :imu:
  18. nurizeko

    It's finally snowing here

    No snow. Just rain. Gloomy grey skies and constant rain.
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