My cranium is a temple of pain

[Ravioli]

Ive had a blazing headache for almost 12 hours now and it has no sign of going away. I dont have any headache pills at my disposal. So i need helplife to give me all you got when it comes to fighting headaches with normal everyday household products that every european has. What should i eat and drink? What should i do/not do? Looking into my computer monitor is like staring into the sun, so il check back in 30 minutes for life saving tips.

TLDR, massive hangover that have lasted all day and will last for over 9000 years, what do?

 

[Eejit]

Go die.


Or eat berries, they contain a bunch of salicylic acid, just like aspirin does.

 

[Sheepo]

The thread title, paragraph explanation, and sentence summary are all too long for me to read so I'm afraid I can't help.

 

[<RJMC>]

grab a hammer and beat your cranium

it allways work

 

[Ravioli]

back, with good news. I have not been able to retrieve a headache pill, but in my distressed battle for this headache to end, i stumbled upon some mystical powder that you mix with liquid water. Lets just hope this works.

Why the hell didnt i find this 12 hours ago when i was looking? This pain could of been gone a long time ago. ****ing shit, i might even take RJMCs advice in anger.

 

[lefty]

Put a chainsaw on the floor and thrust your neck onto it. Wait, headache gone? do it anyway.

 

[Ravioli]

Put a chainsaw on the floor and thrust your neck onto it. Wait, headache gone? do it anyway.

I recall reading the news a long time ago and some guy actually managed to successfully cut his own head off with a chainsaw. He had made some weird contraption with a rope or something.

I like how everyone in this thread is recommending deadly things. You would be excellent doctors.

 

[nurizeko]

Ive had a blazing headache for almost 12 hours now and it has no sign of going away. I dont have any headache pills at my disposal. So i need helplife to give me all you got when it comes to fighting headaches with normal everyday household products that every european has. What should i eat and drink? What should i do/not do? Looking into my computer monitor is like staring into the sun, so il check back in 30 minutes for life saving tips.

TLDR, massive hangover that have lasted all day and will last for over 9000 years, what do?

Since its a hangover drink water like a sponge, close all your curtains, turn off any light/noise making contrapulations, get a wet hand towel and slap it onto your forehead.

Edit: also if you can, just go to sleep, no point being concious with that sort of head pain.

...Hit yourself on the head with a hammer.

 

[Raziaar]

Drink lots and lots of water. Get your body re-hydrated.

I used to get headaches all the time... granted, not hangover headaches, but now I realized that they're typically a result of dehydration.

 

[AtomicSpark]

Caffeine.

 

[Maestro]

Caffeine.

A diuretic seems like a bad thing to be using when you're already dehydrated.

 

[Kadayi]

Best hangover cure I know is a pint of Coke or Pepsi as well as pint of water. One for caffeine & sugar, the other for hydration. Works a treat, and gets you back into a functional mode in about 20 minutes.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Go to sleep for about 3 hours

 

[<RJMC>]

I recall reading the news a long time ago and some guy actually managed to successfully cut his own head off with a chainsaw. He had made some weird contraption with a rope or something.

I like how everyone in this thread is recommending deadly things. You would be excellent doctors.

why I have mexican hat?

 

[Tagaziel]

There are evil ghosts inside your skull.

You need to make a hole and get them out.

 

[VirusType2]

Eat, drink; take your ass to sleep. Not tired? CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LAY THERE ANYWAY.

 

[Unfocused]

why I have mexican hat?

Cause you're from Venezuela(south america), duh.

 

[Warped]

if you were drinking too much i find that just one more beer lowers the pain to like 0. alcohol is a drug and when you get a headache your body is reacting to you not having alcohol in your body. also if you are dehydrated you'll get a headache no matter what. bottom line is this: alcohol dehydrates you. thats why people mix drinks and slowly lead up to a drunken stupor

 

[sinkoman]

your ballsack is a temple of cum

 

[Warped]

also its best to eat a big meal before you start drinking. your body will absorb more of the alcohol and i personally believe you'll feel better too. also turn off all your metal music and have nothing playing. eat some toast with cinnamon and you'll feel better. sugar and grease sometimes helps

 

[Shyam]

your ballsack is a temple of cum

Wut ?

 

[Saturos]

If you feel pain, that means your still alive. That's a good thing right?

Here's a solution, smash your toes with a pipe wrench (or any other hard blunt object at your disposal) and I guarantee your headache will soon be forgotten.

 

[Shyam]

Take a nap and stay hydrated. When I get a headache, I usually go to sleep.

 

[KiplingsCat]

Drink a cup of peppermint tea. And take deep breaths through your nose. I always find that helps when I have a headache. When I'm hungover I like to eat lots of toast as well.

 

[ríomhaire]

Turn your computer screen brightness way down.