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Why is it that whenever I get nekkid, people swoon, but you all bitch as Pes when he takes his top off? -Angry Lawyer

My dad had to pick through the pieces of a carbomb once, when he served in Ireland as a peacekeeper. Finding pieces of kids is something that haunts you forever, you know. And watching your best friends get sent home in boxes because of IRA snipers. -Angry Lawyer

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I've ALWAYS just woken up. -Angry Lawyer

That's pretty damn badass. I bow to your sagelike computergaming experience. -Angry Lawyer

It's supposed to be deliberately pretentious :P -Angry Lawyer

Hot damn, that's older than my first computer! -Angry Lawyer

I don't, trust me. It makes my forehead look huge (it is, to store my immense brain). -Angry Lawyer

Yes, it's wisniowka. I made it myself. My shirt has no back text. -Angry Lawyer

My t-shirt actually reads "trust me im a lawyer" - seriously. -Angry Lawyer

I didn't mean you :P -Angry Lawyer

Three. Cereal, sandwich, dinner. Sometimes, I'll eat two breakfasts, though, if I feel extra skinny. -Angry Lawyer

You love it <3 And the drink wins. -Angry Lawyer

You faaahkiiin slaaags. Yuu fflllfllin slllghghhhssss. -Angry Lawyer

The most terrible, yet awesome Pokemon is Dunsparce. It's a goddamn blind snake. With wings. And a drill for a tail. Rock on. -Angry Lawyer

Here's to you guys. -Angry Lawyer

You're all computer-game noobs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SunDog:_Frozen_Legacy Now THAT is a proper game. First game I remember ever playing, on the Atari ST. -Angry Lawyer

www.badscience.net is my favourite science-related site, but it's more about stamping on the heads of Alt-Health people and the meeeeja. -Angry Lawyer

Cheers for all the well-wishes, dudes. Less than three. I didn't kill Heath Ledger while I was drunk yesterday. TGB made the best thing ever: -Angry Lawyer

Hell yes. -Angry Lawyer