Angry Lawyer
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...I'm 22.
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-Angry Lawyer
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-Angry Lawyer
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...I'm 22.
:|
;(
-Angry Lawyer
I move that from this day forward, on important dates Angry Lawyer has the first word of his name changed to a day-appropriate word.
Happy Lawyer on his birthday.
Black Lawyer on MLK day.
Exploding Lawyer on Independence Day.
Lovely Lawyer on Valentine's Day.
Jesus's Lawyer on Christmas.
etc. etc.
I move no.
His title reflects the irony in the world. You wouldn't understand with your simplified english and bagged milk, but we cynical, enlightened few amongst the masses can seek out poetry in the depressed. The bleak outlook we possess also affords us a greater understanding of the world and how it works, and you mortals know not of what ye speak.
GTFO.
I move that from this day forward, on important dates Angry Lawyer has the first word of his name changed to a day-appropriate word.
Happy Lawyer on his birthday.
Black Lawyer on MLK day.
Exploding Lawyer on Independence Day.
Lovely Lawyer on Valentine's Day.
Jesus's Lawyer on Christmas.
etc. etc.
Hm, what, then, do we use on Halloween? Trick or Lawyer? Because that one scares me :|
"Lawyer of the Damned" should be his halloween name.
"Your honour, Freddy should not be put on death row for all the crimes he commited. Instead it should be clear that he is mentally unstable, and so he should be sent to a minimum security mental facility, where there are many knives and unfortunate women with big, perky breasts"
"The Jury are all in favour of Freddy Kruger being moved to a minimum security mental facility. Also the Jury is in favour of women with big, perky breasts."
COURT ADJURNED!