I love the way that Chi looks like he's caught a wiff of that chick's fart, or something.
Edit: "Grandad, grandaaaad, looooooOooOOOoook! It's a pirate!"
-Angry Lawyer
I wouldn't be surprised if they cockslapped the snake immediately afterwards. Like "Haha, your puny bite does NOTHING!" and then BAM, mushroom stamped.
-Angry Lawyer
I'm a pretty average-looking guy, not Johnny Depp. It just strikes me as weird that they'd pick a picture of me over a more attractive star.
Although, one of my ex-girlfriends had a huge Depp poster above her bed, staring down at us, watching our every move.
-Angry Lawyer