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...You poor thing... Someone broke your heart, didn't they? :(

Say you're a gay man.

Tell him you'd rather be friends... With benefits. He will jump at it.

Throw shit at them. Then they'll keep the toilet paper. And if they throw eggs, throw chickens. Get it? EDIT: Well, actually, if you throw chickens then that'll give them more eggs... Just throw more shit at them. Stupid hoolligans. That'll teach them to TP and also not to TP.

I think you should give it a shot. Everyone has a dirty little secret. You're not going to find someone ideal in your life. You have to go with what you're presented with. Don't wait. Life's too short. Then again, don't stick around with someone that's no good for you. You're the one that went...

Damn right, man. If I lived near you, I'd invite you to a tittybar, but I don't think i live near you. lol

ur kool dewd. I get that he made it up, I just don't see why it was so funny it required so many ha's.

I don't know who you're talking about, but if it's me, quite frankly, I'm bad enough off as it is, and i can't send her money. If I could I would, but the point of posting it on here, like this, is to bring attention to the story so that the people who DO HAVE THE MONEY WILL SEND IT TO HER. Is...

I don't what is this how do I

Money transactions through the internet are risky enough, but when you can only access your entire savings through the internet, you're asking for trouble. My bank has online banking services, but they're also a county bank, so I know that my money is secure. You can't interact with your cash...

Oh **** off. If anything this drama brought a lot more attention to her condition, and got more people to send her money. She's doing great now, and **** those weirdos that were attacking her. If you've ever actually met people like that, you know how much they deserved what they got. i live in...

I think they're men wearing masks, and have eating disorders.

The building was coming down... There's no use in everybody dying... I don't care what you guys think, I'm hyped for this. I think it looks cool. And from what they said it may be a bit more Fallout 3 style sandbox? I think that would be awesome to play with in the nanosuit.

Man, if i was taking something and found that I couldn't sleep, I would have been on the phone with my doctor the next morning. I can't function without sleep. I get grumpy, get sad easy, depressed... More than normal, and can't focus. Take some nighttime medicine, and hit the hay, if you...

OP, turn your lights off, lay down on some nice, cold sheets, pull the covers over you, warm yourself up, and you just try not to dose off. It's not healthy to miss out on sleep. It's one of the only times of the day where you really get some time to yourself. Cherish it, I say!

Two words: Natural Selection. Except for the pilot. that sucks.

thx 4 the vomit.

My reaction.

I read the title as "Seven inches is long enough for RIM Jobs." EDIT: Oh, yeah, iPads are just great big iPhones. My brother got one, he's an apple fanboy, and he hates it. Makes me laugh.

At my school, a kid got his long hair caught in a lathe, and it tore his scalp off. Also, a kid that was a year younger than me sliced the top knuckle of his pointer finger almost all the way off with a power miter. Gnarly. He got it put back on, though, and it works fine, but he has a really...