100 things Aftermath dosn't nead

[ríomhaire]

1. Race-X
2. Proof of the Combine being on or off Xen
3. Playing as Shepard

 

[Dynasty]

1 thing hl2.net needs:

less threads of assumptions, hopes or rumors....:E

assumption is the mother of a **** ups

 

[bvasgm]

4. Horribly inaccurate guns like in HL2.
5. No improvement in the AI.
6. A final boss. (HL2 did NOT need a final boss, neither does Aftermath.)

 

[Wilsonator]

7) Flashbacks
8) Killable Stalkers
9) Invincible NPC's (because they're so fun to kill.)

 

[Mechagodzilla]

I protest! It needs Race X very, very muchly.

 

[Laivasse]

10) Gordon Freeman

 

[Jandor]

It needs killable Stalkers.

It dosn't need Adrian Shepard.

nor does it need to be completely lacking in Cremators.

 

[Spectre01]

A big mutherfcuking enemy to fight, whether alien, combine, or mechanical. I really wan't to take down something big.

 

[Ezmartini]

11) Fights against stalkers. Those things scare me.

 

[Marx! II]

Amen, creepy organless shamblers.

 

[special-ed]

hope we see more striders, those creatures seemed mysterious..

 

[special-ed]

erm 12) more striders

 

[bvasgm]

Just thought:
13. Zombies
14. Fast Zombies
15. Posion Zombies
16. Headcrabs
17. Manhacks
18. Ant Lions

 

[Alix Mcdean]

19: Gman naked.


-Alix

 

[CyberPitz]

20. Nude Eli....:x
21. More Weapons I like the weapons now

EDIT fixed numbers, and OMFG you beat me to the punch of a nekkid male character, Sued.

 

[OCybrManO]

19: Gman naked.

Wouldn't that be quite the boss fight? I mean, half of the guys would probably quit without beating the game, run through it blindly, or wait until an unofficial censorship patch is made to put a black bar over it.

 

[CyberPitz]

Wouldn't that be quite the boss fight? I mean, half of the guys would probably quit without beating the game, run through it blindly, or wait until an unofficial censorship patch is made to put a black bar over it.

what if his caq is huge, you would just stop to wonder "WTF??...wow.." and then get killed. It's linda like looking at Goatse...you are utterly disgusted, then you just kinda keep staring in awe....well, I just skipped the Disgusted part, and straight to awe....D=

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Dude, Gordon wouldnt need glasses after seeing Gman naked.

He'd be legaly blind.

-Alix

 

[Op For Guy]

HATE... MANHACKS... MUST... KILL SOMETHING!!! :flame:

BTW: did you know i dont like manhacks?

 

[Asknoone]

22. Adrian shepard.
23. Race X
24. Barnacle gun
25. Oddessa Cubbage
26. Or his services

 

[Dodo]

27. a chapter without alex climbing up a ladder !
28. stupid blocking npc's
29. uhh.. well aftermath needs gordon freeman, so.. no gordon freeman ?!

 

[Jintor]

30) Stupidly Overpowered thingies.

31) Instant Death-traps.

32) JUMPING PUZZLES.

 

[Warbie]

33. Aimless wondering around with little sense of purpose.

34. Too easy difficulty settings.

35. Weapons that feel weak and a little clumsy.

 

[Kouler]

36. An ending with a final decisive battle with a final boss. (Nihilanth was great for HL)

 

[Asknoone]

37. Oops

 

[nutcrackr]

38. A COD like battle in the streets
39. Themes from other games
40. Love story
41. Snipers

 

[Noobulon]

42. A lack of ____________ (insert anything from "100 things Aftermath needs" thread)

 

[Danimal]

43. Hydras.

 

[ríomhaire]

37. No final bosses

that means it needs a final boss as the thread is what it dosn't nead.

 

[Asknoone]

that means it needs a final boss as the thread is what it dosn't nead.

I realized, chill

 

[ríomhaire]

44. n00bs

 

[Asknoone]

45: riomhaire and his revolution

 

[bvasgm]

46: To have the release date pushed back.

 

[MikeL15]

47: newbs
48: nobs
49: nubs
50: noobies
51: 'beginners'
52: little kids
53: big kids that act like little kids
54: 55
56: without not no Shephard (that means hes in... I think :?)
57: liek pplz wh0 tlkorz leik3rz th1s 3vn th0 175 fu|\|

 

[BlazeME]

58. Less Aliens
59. No revieling of the story
60. Alyx with that many clothes on
61. Less Jump puzzles (I like them from HL1)

 

[Ezmartini]

May have been said already, but

62. No big videos that show all the best parts of the game, leaving you in an anticlimactic depression when you beat the game. (Didn't happen to me, but it did to a friend of mine)

 

[Styloid]

63. increased system requirements.

 

[Alix Mcdean]

64: The crowbar replaced with a Crawbar.

65: The crowbar replaced with a long vibrating peice of plastic, prefered by females.(Unless you play as Alyx ...what?)

-Alix

 

[cabbs]

66: any Gordon Freeman voiceovers by Chris Evans
67: it turning out that G-man is Gordon from the future. If that is in any part of aftermath, then the sky will fall, the four horseman will ride, and civilisation as we know it will end. As punishment for screwing up the hl2: Aftermath story in such a horrifying fashion, God will make all human survivors look like g-man for ever more. I would say "Valve, you have been warned", but that would be flogging the dead "g-man is not gordon" horse a bit too much.

 

[MikeL15]

Kinda off topic but to #67, if Gordon Freeman were to be G-man, he would have to get some surgery and become a... well... pothead I guess.

68: no fish thingy(cant 'member name)
69: hehe
70: <-that to be our age when it comes out
71: to be short