mchammer75040
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Alright so the other day I was walking out of class when I noticed an ad for Anonymous. I didnt know what the hell it was about so I dialed the # given on the ad to see what it was. At first noone picked up and I figured it was some sort of prank, maybe a transexual hotline or something. But no someone has actually started up a 4chan club at my school, after talking with him he sent me this email:
Alright. I got an idea to represent anonymous as a club. One cool part about the club is obviously to remain anonymous. So in order to be anonymous, they need to wear a full face mask to cover their identity. The club members will talk one at a time about a certiain topic they want to talk about. The neat thing about the club is that you can say what you want to without the fear of criticism.
I have part of the structure of the club on paper. I am going to transcribe it to you in this email. Please feel free to give advice on what you think about the club and if so, make any changes to it if necessary.
Anonymous Club Rules:
1. Always remain Anonymous.
2. Never reveal your name or face.
3. Always wear a full face mask to cover your face.
Rank Structure and rank responsibilities: (from highest to lowest member ranks)
Elites > Gold Members > Silver Members > Bronze Members > Newfags
Within the elites there are 5 ranks in order from highest to lowest. Their responsibilities are also listed. They are:
1. Master Chief Preside council and order 2 Anonymous.
2. Vice Master Chief- Presides council over Anonymous when Master Chief is not present. Has the powah to veto a decision made by the Master Chief.
3. New Master Chief- Gives out gold internetz and epic badges.
4. Editor in Chief- Takes roll of all members. He also has the responsibility to go to websites for the club via projector.
5. Epic Note Chief- Records Epic conversations of the group.
All Gold, Silver, Bronze members have to do is provide topics to discuss about, and help lower members if they have any questions.
Newfags are the newest members. Their job is to learn about the club and provide topics as well.
Gold internetz and EPIC badges:
Badges are a symbol of rank in the club. The more you achieve the higher the rank. Gold internetz badges are awarded for providing a good discussion topic. An EPIC badge is awarded for creating a memorable and unforgettable topic.
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Ok those are the main club rules. Please feel free to add sugestions for the club. Also since you are the first to contact me about this club, I will give you the 2nd highest rank if you join. (Vice Master Chief)
It wouldnt be as funny until I realized that his full name came up on his email, so therefore he has broken his rules already. I cant stop laughing, honestly. I was thinking of making an ad for gay sex or something and putting his number up, just to **** with him. Suggestions? Come on helplife2.net I need ideas.
Alright. I got an idea to represent anonymous as a club. One cool part about the club is obviously to remain anonymous. So in order to be anonymous, they need to wear a full face mask to cover their identity. The club members will talk one at a time about a certiain topic they want to talk about. The neat thing about the club is that you can say what you want to without the fear of criticism.
I have part of the structure of the club on paper. I am going to transcribe it to you in this email. Please feel free to give advice on what you think about the club and if so, make any changes to it if necessary.
Anonymous Club Rules:
1. Always remain Anonymous.
2. Never reveal your name or face.
3. Always wear a full face mask to cover your face.
Rank Structure and rank responsibilities: (from highest to lowest member ranks)
Elites > Gold Members > Silver Members > Bronze Members > Newfags
Within the elites there are 5 ranks in order from highest to lowest. Their responsibilities are also listed. They are:
1. Master Chief Preside council and order 2 Anonymous.
2. Vice Master Chief- Presides council over Anonymous when Master Chief is not present. Has the powah to veto a decision made by the Master Chief.
3. New Master Chief- Gives out gold internetz and epic badges.
4. Editor in Chief- Takes roll of all members. He also has the responsibility to go to websites for the club via projector.
5. Epic Note Chief- Records Epic conversations of the group.
All Gold, Silver, Bronze members have to do is provide topics to discuss about, and help lower members if they have any questions.
Newfags are the newest members. Their job is to learn about the club and provide topics as well.
Gold internetz and EPIC badges:
Badges are a symbol of rank in the club. The more you achieve the higher the rank. Gold internetz badges are awarded for providing a good discussion topic. An EPIC badge is awarded for creating a memorable and unforgettable topic.
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Ok those are the main club rules. Please feel free to add sugestions for the club. Also since you are the first to contact me about this club, I will give you the 2nd highest rank if you join. (Vice Master Chief)
It wouldnt be as funny until I realized that his full name came up on his email, so therefore he has broken his rules already. I cant stop laughing, honestly. I was thinking of making an ad for gay sex or something and putting his number up, just to **** with him. Suggestions? Come on helplife2.net I need ideas.
