600 Pound Woman Surgically Removed From Her Couch

of ALL people to find and post this... nw909, ladies and gentlemen

EDIT: and this article also teaches us to get off the damn couch and do something! :p
 
Wow... I knew some people were pathetic.... but to actually have her skin join with the couch. I'm going to go cry because the world is to pathetic for me to handle.
 
thehunter1320 said:
of ALL people to find and post this... nw909, ladies and gentlemen

EDIT: and this article also teaches us to get off the damn couch and do something! :p
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:naughty:
 
She had to have gone to the toilet somehow. All that shit would have built up under her and created a huge pile many times the size of the couch!
 
DarkStar said:
She had to have gone to the toilet somehow. All that shit would have built up under her and created a huge pile many times the size of the couch!
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maybe she... no... what about her goi... no...

beats me :p
 
She obviously went to the bathroom in her chair, (READ: OMG STENCH)
 
serves her right for not taking care of herself
 
I somehow want to associate this thing with the US, but I am going to.

Anyway, these people are in a way narc addicts. Only what the have in common with junkies is escapism. Most likely because of too much stress they lock in side of themselves and start to eat as much as they can(as well as junkies prick themselves).
 
I bet she had bedsores so deep they ambulance sound would echo within the bowels of her carcass.
 
okay she couldnt have been there for more than six months. The crap buildup would force her body to part with the couch. Obiously her own fat caused the sores to open and heal with the couch.

Someone post a pic or vid!
 
Varg|Hund said:
I'm drinking my tea. Do I want to see that picture?
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I'm dreaking tea too! :O

And no, you don't really... I didn't splatter my keyboard, though...
 
Thats seriously bad, she hasnt moved from that position in years, imagine what kinda shape her bones and joints are in.
Something has to be seriously screwed up with her, i wonder why the family didnt try to help.
 
ROFLMAO! "Her skin was one with the couch..." AHAHAHA OMFG PATHETIC.
 
NSPIRE said:
ROFLMAO! "Her skin was one with the couch..." AHAHAHA OMFG PATHETIC.
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LOL whenever some types ROFLMAO it makes me crack up, and under this content ROFLMFAO!
 
You notice how it doesn't say she's dead anywhere in the article? Well, my mom just saw this on the news, and apparently she isn't dead. Heh.

So if y'all wanna know how she pooped, maybe you can go ask her :)
 
Adidajs said:
i think the larger question is how that guy stayed married. i mean, how did his wife stay happy? <---- don't answer that.
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When you marry someone, it's because (Or, supposed to be, as seems to be this case, and would be with any decent person) you dearly love them with all your heart.
 
RakuraiTenjin said:
When you marry someone, it's because (Or, supposed to be, as seems to be this case, and would be with any decent person) you dearly love them with all your heart.
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but if you love em you don't let them become one with a couch :| or since this is about a different guy, allow them to weigh half a ton.
 
CyberSh33p said:
but if you love em you don't let them become one with a couch :| or since this is about a different guy, allow them to weigh half a ton.
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Half a ton would be 1000 pounds, noob
 
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