A Poll About Circumcision.

[DEATHMASTER]

very very siggable. Who wants to have the honours.

And to KA, what the hell. Who would do such a thing?

Why not? I didn't know this had a name though.

 

[Que-Ever]

I often wish I had a penis

You can use mine, if you want.

 

[xcellerate]

This.

This... this could very well be me someday.

PEENS ARE SCARY AND I DO NOT WANT TO INFLICT PAIN :<

just grab and pull!

 

[ríomhaire]

THE KAMEHAMEHA IS INFERIOR TO THE BIG BANG ATTACK

Unless it's over 9000.

I prefer gallet gun myself.

 

[Solaris]

I was circumcised when I was 5/6 so theres a bit of scarring lol.

 

[VirusType2]

Some of you guys start up the most awkward topics ever concieved. This is probably more awkward than talking about a vagina with your grandmother.


I went through my whole life, and little did I know that behind the scenes, there was an epic penis battle.

never thought about this kind of thing, and I don't see any reason to care.

My penis looks awesome, and I care about my penis, but why care about other penii?

As long as your penis can do it's job, there is no reason to be jealous, envious, or disappointed.


The four things you penis should be able to do are as follows

Mandatory (without the aid of a coloscopy bag installation):
1) Urinate

Preferable (or not, depending on your opinion):
2) Get a woman pregnant

Optional:
3) Become erect (this can assist with #2 and #4, but can be a nuisance for #1)
4) Stress relief/pleasure


You should give yourself 25% for each duty, for a maximum of 100% penis usefulness.

If you scored a 100%, congratulations, you have a fully working penis.

If you scored 75%, this can be fixed with drugs or surgery.

50%, hey, at least it can be used for something.

25% or lower - Unless it's #4, kill yourself

0% are you sure you aren't a war veteran, or a female?

 

[MJ12]

The four things you penis should be able to do are as follows

Mandatory (without the aid of a coloscopy bag installation):
1) Urinate

Preferable (or not, depending on your opinion):
2) Get a woman pregnant

Optional:
3) Become erect (this can assist with #2 and #4, but can be a nuisance for #1)
4) Stress relief/pleasure
5.) Impale

fixed.

 

[Geogaddi]

I'm circumcised, and longing for smegma.

 

[Baal]

I am not and I am pretty sure I have this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

I don't know if it's going to be a problem yet. Aside from the "dripping," which is a bit of a problem

 

[Pesmerga]

Get into a shower, pull your foreskin back non-erect, and concentrate on getting a boner. It'll feel tight but just go with it.

Of course if it starts bleeding, run for the hills.

 

[Baal]

But...it won't...

 

[Pesmerga]

It probably will. You just aren't used to it. The foreskin is very elastic and will stretch to accommodate change. Just pull it back very gently very frequently... eventually you'll get to the point where it will completely unsheathe and roll back under the gland.

Of course, consult a medical practitioner if you aren't sure or want... consult.

 

[Vegeta897]

It probably will. You just aren't used to it. The foreskin is very elastic and will stretch to accommodate change.

Ah...

Just pull it back very gently very frequently... .

Aaaah...

eventually you'll get to the point where it will completely unsheathe and roll back under the gland.

I came.

 

[MJ12]

this thread is getting gayer by the minute.


I approve.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Circumsized. My penis is quite pretty.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I was circumcised when I was 5/6 so theres a bit of scarring lol.

D:

I am not and I am pretty sure I have this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

I don't know if it's going to be a problem yet. Aside from the "dripping," which is a bit of a problem

D:

Do what Pesh said.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Circumsized. My penis is quite pretty.

Bot now after watchign Bullshit I am somewhat angry and thinking about sending the video to my parents.

 

[highlander]

Pesh made me go D:

But in a good way.

 

[Vegeta897]

He made you go D:?

He made me go B========D

 

[Azner]

D:
Veggies, i didnt know your left testes was smaller that the right one :O

 

[Vegeta897]

You obviously have no depth perception.

 

[Azner]

I am looking from the top view.

 

[Vegeta897]

Bitch, get on your knees.

 

[Qonfused]

Lol'd.

 

[Polaris]

Honestly, penises aren't very attractive under any circumstances. I'm not sure how much difference it makes either way.

Strange to heard that from someone with face of Sigmund Freud.

 

[Slug Advisor]

Strange to heard that from someone with face of Sigmund Freud.

Dude, those things are like snakes... Never liked snakes.