A Sad Day...

[Dog--]

I was walking through the grocery store, and I decided I'd buy a brick of ice-cream, and I wanted just plain ol' vanilla, so I go to the freezers and then I don't see vanilla. Anywhere.
Ok, ok, so I'll get plain chocolate. It's not there either!

WTF!

THE CLOSEST THING TO A NORMAL FLAVOUR IS NEOPOLITAN WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS!!!

GOD DAMMIT I DO NOT WANT BANANNA ICE-CREAM OR BUBBLE GUM FLAVOUR!! GOD DAMN YOU I WANT VANILLA!! MAKE A DAMN NORMAL FLAVOUR OF ICE-CREAM YOU RETARDS!!

 

[xombine]

What store?

 

[Dog--]

Iga

 

[Raziaar]

You walked through the wrong grocery store apparently.

Plain vanilla is inferior to plain chocolate though.

 

[Dog--]

Plain vanilla is inferior to plain chocolate though.

gtfo

 

[Hectic Glenn]

There's plenty to go round here, the cornish kind

 

[ailevation]

Life sucks.

 

[xombine]

rofl "Independent Grocers Alliance". I've never heard of it before but think it's pretty funneh.

But Raziaar is right, plain chocolate is teh pwncream.

 

[Que-Ever]

You walked through the wrong grocery store apparently.

Plain vanilla is inferior to plain chocolate though.

GET the **** OUT.

 

[lePobz]

Yeah, plenty here too. Haagen Dazs Strawberry Cheesecake icecream, anyone?

Seems to me like the consequences of your war on terror run deeper than you first thought. You'll be on rations soon enough.

 

[DannyC.]

I like cookie dough or cookies and cream.

 

[Darkwolf]

^^At least his flavour still has a vanilla base.

 

[ailevation]

Yum. Strawberry Mochi is bomb.

 

[Asus]

Vanilla>Chocolate
What kind of store doesn't carry such a necessity as vanilla ice cream?

 

[Darkwolf]

IGA obviously.

 

[99.vikram]

butterscotch FTW.

 

[Lucid]

Orange Sherbert ftw.

Frozen Yogurt ftw.

 

[Jintor]

Lol, Strawberries.

 

[Raziaar]

I think what this forum needs is a good old fashioned battle to the death thread of regular vanilla icecream, vs regular chocolate icecream.

 

[Cormeh]

Irn-Bru sorbet - legendary.