Abstinance vs Promiscuity

[Angry Lawyer]

I always feel really hollow if I do something outside of caring about them. I guess I'm in it for a different thing than the average guy.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ComradeBadger]

Well, Comrade "Kill me if I ever go near MySpace" Badger, I look at it like this: if no exchange of numbers has occured then that's just too bad. One is absolved of guilt. To a fashion, anyway.

"How could I tell you it didn't mean anything and that I didn't like you if I couldn't even call you? Hell, if it's anyone's fault, it's yours!"

Can you stop pointing out my hypocracy for just one moment please ;(

But yeah, fair point :E

I always feel really hollow if I do something outside of caring about them. I guess I'm in it for a different thing than the average guy.

-Angry Lawyer

That's because you're above average my friend

 

[Angry Lawyer]

That's because you're above average my friend

Lies. I'd still be with any one of my ex-girlfriends if I was above average.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[el Chi]

I always feel really hollow if I do something outside of caring about them. I guess I'm in it for a different thing than the average guy.

-Angry Lawyer

Not so much. Some people would rather only make love to someone they feel deeply about, others would f*ck the kitchen sink given half a chance. Different strokes is for different folks, innit.

Can you stop pointing out my hypocracy for just one moment please ;(

Oh, I'm just teasing dear boy. It's good to see you back. And all the cool kids are on MySpace anyway. Wubbage.

 

[Zombie]

It wouldn't be enjoyable if my partner didn't want it too.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

It wouldn't be enjoyable if my partner wasn't willing to see me past the morning after.

And that's how it often works.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ComradeBadger]

Oh, I'm just teasing dear boy. It's good to see you back. And all the cool kids are on MySpace anyway. Wubbage.

:E

You know I love you muchly - speaking of which, I'm gonna be round your neck of the woods come the 16th - you going to that Camden thing?

Lies. I'd still be with any one of my ex-girlfriends if I was above average.

-Angry Lawyer

Their loss.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Hey bitches, you ain't going nowhere on the 16th without me!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[ComradeBadger]

I'm venturing Camden-wards with my friend Sof so whatevs

Mini-H-meet anyone?

 

[Angry Lawyer]

You know it. Give me a time and a place, and the chance to get beer, and I'll hitch a ride on a train.

-Angry lawyer

 

[ComradeBadger]

I might not be able to afford a brewski, but I'll have to see how my fundulations go!

Although thinking about it, I'm not sure if I can really meet up with you two - I'd definately like to.. I'll have to see

 

[Angry Lawyer]

I owe you a beer anyways. DON'T BOTTLE OUT NOW, HARRY!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[el Chi]

You know it. Give me a time and a place, and the chance to get beer, and I'll hitch a ride on a train.

-Angry lawyer

What he said. With less trains and more buses.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Camden? Going for a walk around the market by any chance? Thats only a few stops away if i go into Liverpool Street. Maybe then, if Harry, Chris and Tony are going down.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

See what you've done, Harry? We're ALL coming to visit you. And we're not afraid to track you down!

THE INTERNETS IS COMING TO GET YOU.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Heavy drinking while sitting next to Camden loch, taking in the faint weed smell of pretty much everywhere is a lovely on a summers day. Oh and touching Harry in his special places too of course.

 

[ComradeBadger]

SHIT

Well it might be kinda wierd for my friend.. but I'll see what I can do

I'm going to a free festival (I dunno how many people are coming with me) in Camden... I might check the market though

 

[el Chi]

This would be Camden Loch in Scotland then would it Glenn?
Sorry - I'm such a pillock

SHIT

Well it might be kinda wierd for my friend.. but I'll see what I can do

I'm going to a free festival (I dunno how many people are coming with me) in Camden... I might check the market though

Weird how?
"Hi, meet my three extremely attractive friends. Please try not to pass out due to the sexiness."

'twould be fun.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

This would be Camden Loch in Scotland then would it Glenn?
Sorry - I'm such a pillock
Weird how?
"Hi, meet my three extremely attractive friends. Please try not to pass out due to the sexiness."

'twould be fun.

Hehe, you make a valid point of it being Camden lock, i jumped to the first watery spelling i could remember sorry

Did you feel the energy between us all last time too? That conversation we had when we walked back toward the pub i distinctly remember having some kind of sexual tension. Anyhow, you'll be overjoyed to hear this Chris, i'm actually looking for a hat. Not a fedora...but a trilby. You da man wit da sharp eye aye.

 

[el Chi]

Funnily enough, last time I was in Camden they were selling trilbies just like mine in the arches markets.

 

[bvasgm]

We already took over, now we're just telling you about it :shh:

England has been our bitch for the last 230 years. You may think you've taken over, but trust us, we're the ones running the show.

And by running the show, I really mean flinging poop, violently, at people who don't believe that sex is ok as long as the proper precautions are taken.

 

[MiccyNarc]

This thread is going to destroy my keyboard.

Dr Pepper sprayed from mouth, not good.

Keep it up, chaps

 

[Bad^Hat]

Are we talking personally, or what we believe is "right" for all? I don't tend to give a shit about what anyone else gets up to, as long as it doesn't effect me or anyone I care about ^_^

 

[Hectic Glenn]

War

Starvation

Loss of life (ground zero)

Just a few examples...but still.

Are we talking personally, or what we believe is "right" for all? I don't tend to give a shit about what anyone else gets up to, as long as it doesn't effect me or anyone I care about ^_^

Tisk tisk Hatty

 

[Zombie]

I'm confused Hectic.

And I agree with Bad^Hat, everyone should follow their own goals. That goal may or may not "help" the rest of humanity, but that doesn't matter. Nothing matters much. Infact, **** all of you.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Of course, but i was taking his statement out of context, surely that was obvious.

 

[Skaadi]

My best friend said I have the morals of a 60 year old Dutch woman, so you can just guess which one I picked.

 

[JNightshade]

Well, none of them are in Dutch, so I'm guessing "none of the above".

Or did you make your own option? I can imagine it: "Option 6: Neen geslacht ontbloot van echtverbintenis!"

 

[Skaadi]

Well, none of them are in Dutch, so I'm guessing "none of the above".

Or did you make your own option? I can imagine it: "Option 6: Neen geslacht ontbloot van echtverbintenis!"

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[el Chi]

My best friend said I have the morals of a 60 year old Dutch woman, so you can just guess which one I picked.

NO! Not even a little bit! What on Earth does that mean!?

There was a great bit on the satire program Brasseye were they described a child's abuse by a paedophile as "leaving him with the jaded sexual appetite of a 75 year-old Colonel."

Unless you like rough violent sex!

Honestly, you tell someone you like things a tad rough and all of a sudden they've decided you're an s&m fiend. Such is life *Sighs*

 

[The Brick]

Option 6: Neen geslacht ontbloot van echtverbintenis!

lol? That's either wrong or very, VERY old dutch.

Gij zult geen geslachtsgemeenschap begaan voor een verbontenis door huwelijk een feit is.

Or something, I don't know the exact line of how they officially say that.

 

[Bad^Hat]

LOL.

Don't call me Hatty.

 

[Skaadi]

NO! Not even a little bit! What on Earth does that mean!?

There was a great bit on the satire program Brasseye were they described a child's abuse by a paedophile as "leaving him with the jaded sexual appetite of a 75 year-old Colonel."

Clue: Despite what my sentence might suggest........IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DUTCH PEOPLE!!

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

I'm getting worse and worse. I'm so high that I want a lay right now pretty badly, but I have no money because I spent all my spare cash on vodka and gasoline. Oxycodene is amazing.

There are a couple girls I could call over here but I have no gasoline and thus can't go pick them up. I just talked for 3 hours on the phone and can't remember what I talked about.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Haha, you're descending slowly into mental illness.

Depends, depends, depends, you can't fit the huge range of possible situations into four boxes. Closest to my opinion is number four

 

[JNightshade]

I just used this site, and translated the words "No sex without marriage". I'm sure it's completely wrong- but hey, hilarity > accuracy.

 

[The Brick]

Yes but these stupid kutprogrammas knocked together in each other suck always harder than it bread of the aldi.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

That's the most dutchified sentence ever.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Raziaar]

I'm getting worse and worse. I'm so high that I want a lay right now pretty badly, but I have no money because I spent all my spare cash on vodka and gasoline. Oxycodene is amazing.

There are a couple girls I could call over here but I have no gasoline and thus can't go pick them up. I just talked for 3 hours on the phone and can't remember what I talked about.

You're becoming a hippy!

 

[Ludah]

Any time. While it's arguably better when in a relationship, I don't see marriage as a factor. And even when you remove the strings attached, sex is fun, enjoyable, and there's nothing wrong with it.

A degree of common sense and maturity is needed, sure. But there's nothing wrong with promiscuity... that is unless you've already have a partner.