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Post one advice a day, enlighten your fellow hl2.netters! Can be short ones or long ones, simple or complex, anything, new ones that you thought up during the day, or old cliche ones, profoundly obvious ones, or incredibly unobvious ones you never thought of.


Il start:

never become a leader/boss/highranking in a large company. You will kill yourself. Everyday my dad tells inside stories on how things work, its ****ing incredible, its like terrorism for everyone employed. Everyone fighting for power, everyone trying to get others into the shit, people forming groups and blaming others, making shit up to fire others, constant fighting and humiliation, people purposly getting others in the shitters by abusing their power and exploition everyone.
 
dont put your penis in places whit electricity
 
dont smoke. or take drugs. or have sex. in fact, just kill yourself right now.*


*mechlizard and his family will not be held responsible for any deaths stemming from this advice.
 
Experience life, don't miss out on even the little things.
 
Don't get with chicks who are still ****ing their ex-boyfriends.
 
Don't choose the parachute filled with silverware.
 
Ravioli said:
Il start:

never become a leader/boss/highranking in a large company. You will kill yourself. Everyday my dad tells inside stories on how things work, its ****ing incredible, its like terrorism for everyone employed. Everyone fighting for power, everyone trying to get others into the shit, people forming groups and blaming others, making shit up to fire others, constant fighting and humiliation, people purposly getting others in the shitters by abusing their power and exploition everyone.
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my advice of the day: your dad should find another job.

TollBooth Willie said:
Kill your feet. They might try to take you away.
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indeed! I hate it when feet do that.
 
Make sure your penis isn't hanging out of your underwear when you zip up your pants.
 
Pesmerga said:
Don't play EVE Online.
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hahaha true. About twice a year i get drawn to it, and play for about 1 month each time. During that time i am so drawnback and depressed its not even funny.
 
Ravioli said:
hahaha true. About twice a year i get drawn to it, and play for about 1 month each time. During that time i am so drawnback and depressed its not even funny.
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2 months per year.... dude, that is like 1/6th of your entire life.


My advice of the day: Don't waste away whole days watching retarded TV shows you don't even like because you're too lazy to do something else.
 
Advice of the day: For the love of god get somebody sober to drive you home.
 
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA.

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet.
 
Don't shoot the car on Expert until your teammates are in the safehouse?
 
Always leave any work till the last minute, because then you NEED to finish it.
 
neptuneuk said:
Don't trust girls ever.
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I was actually about to say something to this extent. I wouldn't say don't trust girls full stop, though. Guys can be as ****ed up as girls can. There are few people that mean it intentionally, though.
 
It's true. After my experiences I fully endorse this comment.
 
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