Advice of the day thread

[AmishSlayer]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

Thiiiiiiiiiiis.

You guys have shitty friends.

 

[Kamikazie]

I do. My best friend for 3 years just stabbed me in the back because I started talking to a girl that was a friend of his. He started telling her that I'm fickle and a lousy boyfriend. I didn't know what to think, it blew my mind really.

 

[VoXQuA]

Sounds to me like your friend is having the fancy for this woman.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Or just a jackass.

Advice now: If you're having cold feet about something, just tell yourself "There's yes or no. The worst that could happen is they'll say no. You're not going to die. You're not going to walk away with a pipe in your ass and rebar in your face. As kinky as that would be..."

 

[Gemma]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

Just don't trust girls

 

[Kamikazie]

Or just a jackass.

Advice now: If you're having cold feet about something, just tell yourself "There's yes or no. The worst that could happen is they'll say no. You're not going to die. You're not going to walk away with a pipe in your ass and rebar in your face. As kinky as that would be..."

You see? I posted the other post without reading this post. You already have the right idea, now just GO ASK HER! mapelapdadhf.

 

[Sheepo]

Don't forget your keys and lock every single door to yourself on the day your ass nearly explodes. I had to dive through a window.

 

[lefty]

I'd rather shit in a bush than break a window.

 

[Sheepo]

I opened the window first.

 

[lefty]

Oh, that's different then.

 

[Ravioli]

Sheepo and Lefty, give back my ****ing lulz that just escaped from my lungs and throat

 

[lefty]

Sheepo, gear up. We're going lulz wranglin'.

 

[Iron Kat]

Don't waste your life on halflife2.net.
Actually, I should start thinking about taking my own advice!

 

[Druckles]

Don't waste your life on halflife2.net.
Actually, I should start thinking about taking my own advice!

It's not just HL2.net which causes that virus. It's probably already too late for you.

 

[Dog--]

I should be reading up on music theory right now and practicing guitar for audition that will come for college in 5 months...

But I'm on HL2.net.

****.

 

[Iron Kat]

It's not just HL2.net which causes that virus. It's probably already too late for you.

Well, if it's too late for me it's definitely too late for you!! I haven't even reached 2000 posts yet!

 

[Kamikazie]

Don't waste your life on halflife2.net.
Actually, I should start thinking about taking my own advice!

I gave HL2.net up for almost a year. Then I got Rick Rolled and missed my internet buddies.

 

[Druckles]

Well, if it's too late for me it's definitely too late for you!! I haven't even reached 2000 posts yet!

You think I don't know that? It's set its fangs in already. I can feel it preparing to tear. I won't last much longer.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Kill yourself.

 

[Iron Kat]

You think I don't know that? It's set its fangs in already. I can feel it preparing to tear. I won't last much longer.

Get out while you still can, if you still can. And before you say it, I know, I should really do the same!

 

[Druckles]

Get out while you still can, if you still can. And before you say it, I know, I should really do the same!

I told you. I can't. I'm held in its grip. There's no easy going back, now. I must just wait in terror for its mouth to rip back, tearing a chunk out of me.

 

[Sheepo]

Sheepo, gear up. We're going lulz wranglin'.

Come back! There are pipebombs over here.

On a related note, am I the only person who doesn't have to make an incredible show of grunting when taking a shit?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Come back! There are pipebombs over here.

On a related note, am I the only person who doesn't have to make an incredible show of grunting when taking a shit?

I'm with you bro. Grunting makes it worse.

 

[sinkoman]

Don't trust friends with girls that you like. Not even best friends.

You like girls?

suxtobeyou

 

[G(ordon)-man]

D-D-Don't drink the water.



it has girls in it

 

[Ravioli]

We are stuck here forever, atleast i am. There is no hope for me, SAVE YOURSELF WHILE YOU CAN, DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT!!!

but first do one last check through all forums and post a lil bit, THEN DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT, but remember to check once more for new posts before you delete, dont want to miss anything...then go ahead and delete, after one last check after that one (and this is how it continues for the rest of your life)

 

[nipples]

D-D-Don't drink the water.



it has girls in it

O_O

Girls are the birth place of many airborne stds!!!

 

[Calhoun]

Don't follow any of the advice you're given in this thread.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Kill yourself. With pickles.

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Eat some baloney.

 

[99.vikram]

When in doubt, masturbate furiously.

 

[sinkoman]

Stick my penis in a girl I didn't even get pregnant and attempt to smash the fetus.

 

[Kamikazie]

Or stick my penis in a girl and attempt to smash the fetus.

 

[Sheepo]

Smash the fetus?
Smash the penis?
Taze the penis?
Taze the fetus

 

[Pulse]

MDMA is bad
Breaking up with someone after 3 years sucks

I discovered both of these this week. Life is wonderful.

 

[Iron Kat]

Don't follow any of the advice you're given in this thread.

Probably the best piece of advice anyone's given on here!

 

[Ravioli]

Stick my penis in a girl I didn't even get pregnant and attempt to smash the fetus.

Im considering sigging this, but theres not enough space

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Taze the penis.

 

[jondy]

Don't follow any of the advice you're given in this thread.

Paradox!

 

[Iron Kat]

Im considering sigging this, but theres not enough space

Put your quotes in spoiler tags. that's my advice of the day.