Advice on quitting masterbation...?

[jerkasaur]

Don't get me wrong, but i've got this friend who says he just can't quit it, so he asked me to ask whoever i could... i know this is stupid, but i promised him. any advice for him...? :dork:

 

[WhiteZero]

Chop is hands off...

 

[Insano]

Don't surf for porn.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Get a girlfriend.

 

[HunterSeeker]

Ask your "friend" why he wants to quit.

 

[Feath]

Ha... "A friend".

Why does your "Friend" want to quit?

Edit: JINX!

 

[Asknoone]

Yeah...your friend...I'm sure....

 

[Ome_Vince]

your erm "friend" should fill his day up with stuff to do. And get some kind of a hobby + Gf.

 

[jerkasaur]

Yeah...your friend...I'm sure....

if it was me samon, i'd just go like "i want to quit masterbation, give me some ****ing advice NOW!", but hell no, i won't quit!
he asked and i want to help him.

 

[The Mullinator]

"Think unsexy thoughts Think unsexy thoughts Think unsexy thoughts Think unsexy thoughts"

Seriously though, tell him to take cold showers whenever he feels... In heat.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Erm.

Stop?

edit: tbh cold showers just turn me on. :/

 

[Glirk Dient]

Uhh stopping entirely might be unhealthy. However doing it rarely is always nice because it makes sex more enjoyable!

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Eighter teach him how to BJ himself (and teach me too!), you could buy him a lolita doll, one of those human sized blowup dolls with holes in cool places. Otherwise Im afraid the only way out is if he gets someone else to help him unload his stuff, preferably a girl but hey your his best friend right? What else is best friends for...

But hey whats wrong with peeling ur big banana? It beats going insane.

PS: Have him go to a hypnotist (spelling?)!
EDIT: Show him a few pages from the "post ur mug" thread, would work for me if I didnt quit it after the first 3 posts, maybe even hang some of the pics up on his wall

 

[jerkasaur]

Think unsexy thoughts
take cold showers
fill his day up with stuff to do.
get some kind of a hobby
(nvm the gf )
Don't surf for porn

anything more?

but hey your his best friend right?

SHUT UP!

 

[Snowden]

Simple: Don't stop, it's healthy.

 

[Uriel]

Work out, always keep busy, make yourself too tired to wank it.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

He he.. Sorry... But what if you where stuck in a rain forest miles away from help, and he got a sting in his penis and you would have to suck out the poison for him to survive, would you do it?

 

[CptStern]

why not just quit eating or breathing? it's a natural bodily function that is NOT harmful

 

[jerkasaur]

it's a natural bodily function that is NOT harmful

stern, you're welcome to argue with me on political matters, but when it comes to health issues.... i mean ofcourse it is, it's natural when it happens itself, but if you make it come(hehe), it's harmful.

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

tell him to ensure that he rubs chili sauce into his hands frequently. After the first time, the urge will stop.

 

[jondy]

tell him to ensure that he rubs chili sauce into his hands frequently. After the first time, the urge will stop.

But the burning will continue

 

[Crushenator 500]

He he.. Sorry... But what if you where stuck in a rain forest miles away from help, and he got a sting in his penis and you would have to suck out the poison for him to survive, would you do it?

LOL

stern, you're welcome to argue with me on political matters, but when it comes to health issues.... i mean ofcourse it is, it's natural when it happens itself, but if you make it come(hehe), it's harmful.

No it isn't... infact, it actually helps reduce the risk of testicular cancer

 

[Llama]

Thats now, officially, in my sig :E

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Haha


Just read your name. "Jerkasaur"


Thats too perfect.

 

[Beerdude26]

stern, you're welcome to argue with me on political matters, but when it comes to health issues.... i mean ofcourse it is, it's natural when it happens itself, but if you make it come(hehe), it's harmful.

No, it isn't harmful
More even, if you masturbate often and do your Kegel exercises daily, you'll be a sex god!

EDIT: Oh wait, you still need a gf for that too

 

[Some_God]

My friend could also use this advice.

 

[rambler]

lol. i ca't beleive that guy thought masturbating was fine unless you cum. which is harmful! lol! w00t w00t!

 

[The Brick]

Take a picture of him, print it out really big, and hang it on his wall behind his desk. I dunno, but that would probably work for me :|

 

[CrazyHarij]

why should you quit?

trying to abstain while you're working out regularly is really fcking hard i've noticed. you're horny pretty much all the time.. it rules

but mybe it's best to keep it regulated, not too much, not too little (your testosterone levels drop on the 8th day of no ejaculation, there's a slight spike on the 7th day however )

but i dunno.. if you really enjoy it there should be no reason to quit should it?

 

[The Brick]

TOO MUCH MASTURBATION MAKES YOU READ BIG TEXT

 

[Ome_Vince]

No, it isn't harmful
More even, if you masturbate often and do your Kegel exercises daily, you'll be a sex god!

EDIT: Oh wait, you still need a gf for that too

lol! You will also have an immensely muscular right/left arm and a puny other arm
Ah well you can always tell the ladies its from lifting pints

 

[Beerdude26]

lol! You will also have an immensely muscular right/left arm and a puny other arm
Ah well you can always tell the ladies its from lifting pints

Meh I'm left handed so people don't notice anyway

 

[bvasgm]

Whenever your "friend" feels like wanking off, tell him to look at this:

 

[Yuri]

Your name is "Jerkasaur" and you have a "friend" who wants to stop wankin it? Hahahaha. Woo.

Why would he want to? There's no reason not to...

Edit: Wow, you're actually convinced that it is harmful? That's sad, who taught you that?

 

[Solaris]

Unless he does it to much its perfectly healhy and almost impossible to give up. Too much means it gets in the way of socialising and work, and ruins dinner partys.

 

[ríomhaire]

Almost impossible to give up, really?

 

[Beerdude26]

Unless he does it to much its perfectly healhy and almost impossible to give up. Too much means it gets in the way of socialising and work, and ruins dinner partys.

LOL

 

[Ome_Vince]

Whenever your "friend" feels like wanking off, tell him to look at this:

wtf AAAHHH
My my that doggy op top is looking mighty happy considering where "he is located" :cheese:

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Erm.

Stop?

edit: tbh cold showers just turn me on. :/

wow...your a walking viagara pill eh? :naughty:

 

[ZeeM]

Whenever your "friend" feels like wanking off, tell him to look at this:

What is he doing to that puppy