Advice on quitting masterbation...?

I believe family guy had a cure for this. Get a ceiling fan down really low over a bed. Have him get on the bed, lay face up naked, put the fan only a few inches above him, and show him some porn. He will either learn control.... or never have to worry about it again.
 
I went 55 days without spanking it and I felt really bad toward the end, there really isn't a reason to stop unless he shoots out little daggers.
 
Crushenator 500 said:
OMG STOP QUOTING THAT IMAGE, PLEASE!!! :eek: ;(

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hehe, allright sorry.
I got another one that might help him stop jerking off.

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LOL this threas is funyhhhhhhhh. :laugh:

advice: get a gf......
 
Don't use porn. Ever. That makes it more difficult and enjoyable, and you're not tempted to do it so often.
imagination ftw :D
 
jerkasaur said:
:eek: Don't get me wrong, but i've got this friend who says he just can't quit it, so he asked me to ask whoever i could... i know this is stupid, but i promised him. any advice for him...? :dork:
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tell him/yourself to get an inflatable doll
 
OvA said:
imagination ftw :D
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Quoted for sex.

Why the bollocks does your "friend" (yer right lol gertcha) want to stop anyway? What the hell's the point? Oh by the way:

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This is stupid. You have yet to explain why he wants to stop. Heres how you can stop.
Attatch tons of little metal spikes to your palms and think really disgustingly gross thoughts if you get an erection.
 
Tnx man for that article! Now i can take mr pr0n and put it on my desktop for all to see!
And claim its all for good health! Thank you again Sulkdodds :)

/me switches windows background to a naked woman.
 
that pic of david haslehoff traumatized me:(
 
LiquidToast said:
Ikerous can ^_^
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BUT BUT BUT HHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!?!?!?!!1111 :imu: :dork:
Awww first time ever someone quotes me in his sig in here Im honored. However I should come clean and mention I stole it from a danish stand up comedian, the rest goes something like: "Ofcourse I would do it, his my best friend Ive known him since preschool! Hell, I would finish him off too. I would even suck - someone famous - if he got a mosquito bite." :D

We have the best stand up comedians here in Denmark. And the most hated newspaper at the moment :eek:

Remember support Denmarks newspapers fight for democracy and free speech! Buy danish goods!
 
Unless "your friend" is having difficulty leading a normal life without spanking getting in the way of his day-to-day tasks and interactions, then there is no good reason to stop such behavior. After all, you're only be able to do it for so long, so do it while you can! :thumbs:
 
I'll agree with what most people have said. There is no reason to quit unless you're a nymph and need to jerk it 30 times a day, if that were the case cutting your balls off or using some anti-boner drug would be best.

Otherwise whack on! Whack on.
 
Or if you rip off the metal spikes on your hands to do it and still cant stop. Just chop off your hands and or penis or kill yourself so you cant.
 
Tell him you'll sex his mom up if he doesn't quit. Then do it regardless, 'cause it's the manly thing to do. Plus it shows him (and his mom!) you mean business.
 
Chop it off.

Never thought I'd see a thread like this anywhere but a Christian forum.
 
MiccyNarc said:
Chop it off.

Never thought I'd see a thread like this anywhere but a Christian forum.
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Whys that?
 
hey stop though quptation mark with the friend, i told you, if it was me, i'd say i want to stop masturbating. i have no idea why he wants to stop though.
and by the way, jerkasaur is jerk + asaur (like dinosaur) and it means a jerk dinosaur.
 
jerkasaur said:
hey stop though quptation mark with the friend, i told you, if it was me, i'd say i want to stop masturbating. i have no idea why he wants to stop though.
and by the way, jerkasaur is jerk + asaur (like dinosaur) and it means a jerk dinosaur.
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Shhhhuuuuure. :P
 
_-_-SELAS-_-_ said:
BUT BUT BUT HHHHHHHHOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!?!?!?!!1111 :imu: :dork:
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Ikerous is very flexible, he can put his legs behind his head. I've seen him do it on several occasions.
 
how lucky he is...

actually, it's not that hard after an hour of gym.
 
ask ur "friend" to keep himself engaged. Remember the proverb "AN IDLE MIND IS A DEVILS WORKSHOP", and tell him not to stop it at once.It will take some time to quit THAT!!!
 
LiquidToast said:
Ikerous is very flexible, he can put his legs behind his head. I've seen him do it on several occasions.
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My teachers always thought it was weird when i did it durring class :/
 
Just put up some of those David Hasselhof pictures. That'll keep you from ever getting horny.
Although when you bring home a lady make sure to get em all off :P
 
jerkasaur said:
by the way, jerkasaur is jerk + asaur (like dinosaur) and it means a jerk dinosaur.
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yeah, because that makes a hellova lot more sense.

my advice: tell all his friends (preferably girls) that he wanks like 8 times a day and you walked in one him going at it to some bizarre fetish (like scat or something). Embarrass the hell out of him. He'll remember that everytime he's got his unit in hand.

btw: i had a friend who was seen going at it with his hand reaching around his leg. He didn't know he had been seen. For years (yeah, years) we would randomly bring up the phrase "reach around" and we'd all start laughing.
 
madog said:
Whys that?
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Usually it's only the nutjobby fundamentalist Christians that think there is something wrong with masturbation.
 
Why he want to quit? Unless he is one of those people that are doing it every day. Then simple get a life. I know I dont have time to do it plus I have a wife so I dont need to.
 
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