Advice on quitting masterbation...?

[Greatgat]

Usually it's only the nutjobby fundamentalist Christians that think there is something wrong with masturbation.

Are you there, God? Its me, masturbating.

 

[The Brick]

Are you there, God? Its me, masturbating.

 

[Parlez]

LMFAO! That was funny.

 

[short recoil]

A method that will actually work:
Tie a rubber band around your cock so that whever you go to do the deed you think "oh" and then you remember not to do it, like you do with your finger when you are younger to remember things.
If you make it REALLY tight it should make it easier.

Edit: "lambs tails"

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

A method that will actually work:
Tie a rubber band around your cock so that whever you go to do the deed you think "oh" and then you remember not to do it, like you do with your finger when you are younger to remember things.
If you make it REALLY tight it should make it easier.

Edit: "lambs tails"

Uh not too tight now... wouldnt want the pecker to turn purple and fall off right.

 

[Parlez]

LMFAO! Can I use that in my signature?

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Use what?

 

[Parlez]

Uh not too tight now... wouldnt want the pecker to turn purple and fall off right.

What you said in this quote.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

Ofcourse as before Id be honored

 

[madog]

Usually it's only the nutjobby fundamentalist Christians that think there is something wrong with masturbation.

Im a nutjobby Christian. But im different than other Christians cuz im cool like that.

 

[Ome_Vince]

Awesome.

LOL that image is good!
Especially since it gets posted on a Half-Life 2 forum.....

 

[Hullu]

It's not unheard of that even married people *.

 

[Ravioli]

Stop masturbating? Thats like stop breathing!

MASTURBATING FOR TEH WIN!!!