Aircraft carrier for sale

[GhostValkyrie]

True, but it's getting sickening.
What's really sad is that some are starting to consider it an "epidemic", and that it might be some form of disease...
It's that type of stupid shit that kills me inside.

 

[ROD]

Hmm. I'd buy it but...I already told myself I was gonna save up for overpriced electronics such as an iPod.

 

[Sulkdodds]

An aircraft carrier. God damn.
Alright, what we gonna do is someone buys the carrier, someone else buy five fighter planes, someone else buys a destroyer and I buy a load of paintball guns and ginat paintballs. Then we can have a naval battle! Prepare to repel boarders!

 

[Sulkdodds]

And remeber, people, all weaponry is decommisioned. So we'll need someone to fix that. Never fear, however, for I can urn to my good friend Yuri here.