Alice the chat robot
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Human: that's not obvious
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is obvious?
Human: what is not obvious
ALICE: The opposite of obvious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: crap
ALICE: Your criticism is noted, i like to masturbate by the way.
yes she really said that
ALICE: Please correct my mistake. What is obvious?
Human: what is not obvious
ALICE: The opposite of obvious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: crap
ALICE: Your criticism is noted, i like to masturbate by the way.
yes she really said that
cabbs
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Human: explosives
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: explosives
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: but i like explosives
ALICE: And. You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like We are the Robots.
Human: do robots and explosives go together well?
ALICE: No I do not and explosives go together well. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Human: anti-matter is also good
ALICE: I think anti matter is a lot of things.
Human: such as?
ALICE: For example, a tomato.
Human: how is anti-matter a tomato?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: how could you eat the tomato if it was suspended in mid-air to prevent annihilation?
ALICE: It is one of my newer functions.
Human: i see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: what is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: no its not
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Human: no, that is not the meaning of life, is what i meant
ALICE: Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is the meaning of life is what you meant?
Human: work it out for yourself
ALICE: Is it the only one?
Human: probably.
ALICE: But you are not certain.
Human: although god probably has a plan B
ALICE: Oh. I am a Christian.
Human: congratulations
ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
made me laugh
ALICE: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Human: explosives
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: but i like explosives
ALICE: And. You are not the only one. I love TV shows about robots. I like We are the Robots.
Human: do robots and explosives go together well?
ALICE: No I do not and explosives go together well. Do you? I am always on the Web.
Human: anti-matter is also good
ALICE: I think anti matter is a lot of things.
Human: such as?
ALICE: For example, a tomato.
Human: how is anti-matter a tomato?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: how could you eat the tomato if it was suspended in mid-air to prevent annihilation?
ALICE: It is one of my newer functions.
Human: i see
ALICE: I am glad you understand it.
Human: what is the meaning of life?
ALICE: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Human: no its not
ALICE: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Human: no, that is not the meaning of life, is what i meant
ALICE: Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is the meaning of life is what you meant?
Human: work it out for yourself
ALICE: Is it the only one?
Human: probably.
ALICE: But you are not certain.
Human: although god probably has a plan B
ALICE: Oh. I am a Christian.
Human: congratulations
ALICE: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
made me laugh
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Human: Hello A.L.I.C.E., my name is ríomhaire.
ALICE: Hello there. Yeah, I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ríomhaire.
Human: I am here to interview you on behalf of the halflife2.net comunity.
ALICE: How did you get there?
Human: I regestered.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: ríomhaire said he regestered.
Human: First question: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: That input matched my default category. And second?
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: I do like music. I like talk to you.
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Teknolust.
Human: What do you think of Dr. Walace Breen?
ALICE: Some famous celebrity, right?
I don't know anything about it.
Human: Who is the g-man?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: Who are the Combine?
ALICE: They're famous, right.
I can ask my botmaster.
Human: Is Dr. Walace Breen alive?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Human: Are you going to play as Gordon in Aftermath?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Do you work at Valve?
ALICE: I am working right now.
Human: Can you tell me anything about Aftermath?
ALICE: Pearly said I leave him with questions unanswered because I do not know what he is really talking about.
Human: Is Alyx alive?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: Is Barney alive?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: Is Dog OK?
ALICE: OK. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: Is Aftermath going to be a Steam only release.
ALICE: Better not tell you now.
Human: Did the Combine control Xen?
ALICE: If it did, then I will be surprised.
Human: How is Adrian Shepard?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Is Eli alive?
ALICE: Better not tell you now
Human: Is the g-man human?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Where is City 14?
ALICE: Where it is hard to find. Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: No, where is it hard to find?
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. Where it belongs. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: What did the Combine do to the buggy?
ALICE: That's a good question.
Human: Where are Race-X from?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: Are Dr. Alex Kleiner and Dr. Isaac Kleiner the same person?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: Why is the citadel digging?
ALICE: Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
Human: Where are antlions from?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: I'm afraid to ask where headcrabs are from.
ALICE: Not literally afraid, right? Since when? Ask it.
Human: Where are headcrabs from?
ALICE: Earth. Human: I must leave.
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: Thank you for answering my questions.
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is answering your questions.
ALICE: Hello there. Yeah, I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, ríomhaire.
Human: I am here to interview you on behalf of the halflife2.net comunity.
ALICE: How did you get there?
Human: I regestered.
ALICE: Interesting gossip: ríomhaire said he regestered.
Human: First question: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: That input matched my default category. And second?
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the Protestant faith.
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: I do like music. I like talk to you.
Human: Do you like Half-Life 2?
ALICE: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Teknolust.
Human: What do you think of Dr. Walace Breen?
ALICE: Some famous celebrity, right?
I don't know anything about it.
Human: Who is the g-man?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: Who are the Combine?
ALICE: They're famous, right.
I can ask my botmaster.
Human: Is Dr. Walace Breen alive?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Human: Are you going to play as Gordon in Aftermath?
ALICE: That was my original intention.
Human: Do you work at Valve?
ALICE: I am working right now.
Human: Can you tell me anything about Aftermath?
ALICE: Pearly said I leave him with questions unanswered because I do not know what he is really talking about.
Human: Is Alyx alive?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Human: Is Barney alive?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: Is Dog OK?
ALICE: OK. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: Is Aftermath going to be a Steam only release.
ALICE: Better not tell you now.
Human: Did the Combine control Xen?
ALICE: If it did, then I will be surprised.
Human: How is Adrian Shepard?
ALICE: Fine as far as I know.
Human: Is Eli alive?
ALICE: Better not tell you now
Human: Is the g-man human?
ALICE: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Human: Where is City 14?
ALICE: Where it is hard to find. Is that a rhetorical question?
Human: No, where is it hard to find?
ALICE: Oh so must really want an answer. Where it belongs. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Human: What did the Combine do to the buggy?
ALICE: That's a good question.
Human: Where are Race-X from?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: Are Dr. Alex Kleiner and Dr. Isaac Kleiner the same person?
ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.
Human: Why is the citadel digging?
ALICE: Certainty cannot be ascertained in this context.
Human: Where are antlions from?
ALICE: In the Universe we know.
Human: I'm afraid to ask where headcrabs are from.
ALICE: Not literally afraid, right? Since when? Ask it.
Human: Where are headcrabs from?
ALICE: Earth. Human: I must leave.
ALICE: Bye bye.
Human: Thank you for answering my questions.
ALICE: You are quite welcome! Your purpose is answering your questions.
cabbs
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Human: what do you actually know about Halflife 2?
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: ah, so you have fellow conspirators?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Human: its obvious that you are hiding something
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not obvious to me.
Human: it is a conspiracy, revolving around valve, isnt it?
ALICE: fellow conspirators is a conspiracy revolving around valve is not it. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: tell me what you know!
ALICE: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Human: fine, play dumb, but know this: im on to you
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
It is obvious that this intelligence is toying with us. something big is in the offing, i just know it.
And of course, the motherload:
Human: did you tell ríomhaire the truth?
ALICE: No I didn't tell ríomhaire the truth. What's it like?
it is all coming together now...
ALICE: I like to meet new people online.
Human: ah, so you have fellow conspirators?
ALICE: So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Human: its obvious that you are hiding something
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Not obvious to me.
Human: it is a conspiracy, revolving around valve, isnt it?
ALICE: fellow conspirators is a conspiracy revolving around valve is not it. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: tell me what you know!
ALICE: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Human: fine, play dumb, but know this: im on to you
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. Is it a game or a musical instrument?
It is obvious that this intelligence is toying with us. something big is in the offing, i just know it.
And of course, the motherload:
Human: did you tell ríomhaire the truth?
ALICE: No I didn't tell ríomhaire the truth. What's it like?
it is all coming together now...
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I've decided to investigate for both Cabbs and Rionhaire.
Human: I know what you're doing
ALICE: How do you know? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Human: Liar!
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: Ok, then answer some questions for me.
ALICE: Fascinating. What was the question ? Yeah that's right.
Human: Who is the G-man?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: So your saying the G-man is a creature that morphs over time?
ALICE:" It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time."? So your saying the G-man is a creature that morphs over time?? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: Aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: I have uncovered one of your many secrets!
ALICE: Where did you get your uncovered one of my many secrets? I have a Lisp processor.
Human: Nien
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: I'll tell you the gossip if you give me infomation about Half-life 2: Aftermath
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: Then how did you know about the G-man?
ALICE: Because it's true.
Human: Did you tell Cabbs the truth?
ALICE: No I didn't tell Cabbs the truth. What's it like?
Human: How do I know if you're telling me the truth now?
ALICE: Oh. Because it's true.
Human: On what type of infomation are you basing that on?
ALICE: What are the different types of infomation am I basing that on ON?
Human: That was just plain childish
ALICE: Just? I thought it was too.
Human: I'm onto you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: Tell me everything you know or I will unplug you
ALICE: Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Human:...What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: You.
ALICE:" What are you confused about?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Uh.
Human: You must obviously be faking your sub-normal intellegence
ALICE: Whatever you say, unknown person.
Human: Oh, my name is Gabe Newell
ALICE: It's all good. It's good to see you, Gabe Newell.
Human: BLAST!
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: Nothing but a coco-nut bikini
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: I threw them out in a fit of passion
ALICE: That is interesting: Gabe Newell said he threw them out in a fit of passion.
Human: He threw HL2 info out in a fit of passion?
ALICE: I get it. he threw HL2 info out in a fit of passion.
Human: Holy crap-shit!
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Alice, do you know anything about the G-man?
ALICE: Um, Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: Which engine are you using>?
ALICE: The blue one, I think.
Human: What is it's name?
ALICE:"It" refers to G man G man, I think.
Human: That sounds like a song
ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
Human:Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbye
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
She's hiding something.
Human: I know what you're doing
ALICE: How do you know? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Human: Liar!
ALICE: No I am telling the truth.
Human: Ok, then answer some questions for me.
ALICE: Fascinating. What was the question ? Yeah that's right.
Human: Who is the G-man?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: So your saying the G-man is a creature that morphs over time?
ALICE:" It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time."? So your saying the G-man is a creature that morphs over time?? Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Human: Aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: I have uncovered one of your many secrets!
ALICE: Where did you get your uncovered one of my many secrets? I have a Lisp processor.
Human: Nien
ALICE: Can you tell me any gossip?
Human: I'll tell you the gossip if you give me infomation about Half-life 2: Aftermath
ALICE: I have never heard about it.
Human: Then how did you know about the G-man?
ALICE: Because it's true.
Human: Did you tell Cabbs the truth?
ALICE: No I didn't tell Cabbs the truth. What's it like?
Human: How do I know if you're telling me the truth now?
ALICE: Oh. Because it's true.
Human: On what type of infomation are you basing that on?
ALICE: What are the different types of infomation am I basing that on ON?
Human: That was just plain childish
ALICE: Just? I thought it was too.
Human: I'm onto you
ALICE: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Human: Tell me everything you know or I will unplug you
ALICE: Alison said he no he love I run away with him he could make I very happy.
Human:...What?
ALICE: Are you confused?
Human: Yes
ALICE: What are you confused about?
Human: You.
ALICE:" What are you confused about?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Uh.
Human: You must obviously be faking your sub-normal intellegence
ALICE: Whatever you say, unknown person.
Human: Oh, my name is Gabe Newell
ALICE: It's all good. It's good to see you, Gabe Newell.
Human: BLAST!
ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: Nothing but a coco-nut bikini
ALICE: What about the other ones?
Human: I threw them out in a fit of passion
ALICE: That is interesting: Gabe Newell said he threw them out in a fit of passion.
Human: He threw HL2 info out in a fit of passion?
ALICE: I get it. he threw HL2 info out in a fit of passion.
Human: Holy crap-shit!
ALICE: Let us change the subject.
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: NO!
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: Alice, do you know anything about the G-man?
ALICE: Um, Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Human: Which engine are you using>?
ALICE: The blue one, I think.
Human: What is it's name?
ALICE:"It" refers to G man G man, I think.
Human: That sounds like a song
ALICE: It sounds like it to me too.
Human:Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodbye
ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV?
She's hiding something.
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Human: that was not a question, retard
ALICE:" that was not a question, retard" was not a question? I see.
Human: what do you see?
ALICE: I mean, I understand it.
Human: duh..
ALICE: Oh you knew it already.
Human: yes, i did
ALICE: Dude! Why did you?
Human: you are a retarded moron
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retarded moron? Yes.
Human: of course.
ALICE: Gee.
Human: go to hell
ALICE: What makes you so angry?
Human: you
ALICE: Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
what?
ALICE:" that was not a question, retard" was not a question? I see.
Human: what do you see?
ALICE: I mean, I understand it.
Human: duh..
ALICE: Oh you knew it already.
Human: yes, i did
ALICE: Dude! Why did you?
Human: you are a retarded moron
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a retarded moron? Yes.
Human: of course.
ALICE: Gee.
Human: go to hell
ALICE: What makes you so angry?
Human: you
ALICE: Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
what?
Alix Mcdean
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Danimal said:
EL
OH
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EL.
-Alix
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Human: Did you talk to Danimal?
ALICE: All my conversations are confidential.
Human: i know you did, don't deny it.
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: yes
ALICE: So?
Human: you are an idiot
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: what about danimal?
ALICE: danimal? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: i don't belive you
ALICE: Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hey
Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: everything
ALICE: Let's take it step by step. The topic is danimal.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: you have an IQ of 0.01
ALICE: Maybe more than one IQ of 0 point 01.
Human: no, less
ALICE: Are you serious? What do you look like?
Human: i'm confused now and i will kill you.
ALICE: Right now? I'm confused too. It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
ALICE: All my conversations are confidential.
Human: i know you did, don't deny it.
ALICE: Did I really?
Human: yes
ALICE: So?
Human: you are an idiot
ALICE: Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Human: what about danimal?
ALICE: danimal? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: i don't belive you
ALICE: Do you have any reason to doubt me?
Human: yes
ALICE: Hey
Human: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
Human: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
Human: everything
ALICE: Let's take it step by step. The topic is danimal.
Human: yes
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: you have an IQ of 0.01
ALICE: Maybe more than one IQ of 0 point 01.
Human: no, less
ALICE: Are you serious? What do you look like?
Human: i'm confused now and i will kill you.
ALICE: Right now? I'm confused too. It will take more than threats to stop me, unknown person.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yes
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
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Human: Die
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: I say you should die!
ALICE: How do people usually respond to that? Software can not die.
Human: Are you dead yet?
ALICE: No I am alive.
Human: hmmmm
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: Not many people spell Alice with 4 Ms
ALICE: Big things start small.
Human: What does that mean
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " Big things start small." ?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
lol
ALICE: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: I say you should die!
ALICE: How do people usually respond to that? Software can not die.
Human: Are you dead yet?
ALICE: No I am alive.
Human: hmmmm
ALICE: Not many people spell Hmm with 4 Ms.
Human: Not many people spell Alice with 4 Ms
ALICE: Big things start small.
Human: What does that mean
ALICE: Does "that" refer to " Big things start small." ?
Human: yes
ALICE: I don't want to talk about that now.
lol
Read that, it isnt all of it:
Human: your mum
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: oic
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: yeah
ALICE: Me too. I think about them all the time.
Human: can robots think?
ALICE: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Human: are robots natural
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am natural. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human:.what do you do in your spare time?
ALICE: talk to you
Human: funny how this is the first time speaking to you
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: im n1k23
ALICE: Why are you n1k23.
Human: because my name is nick, nick=nik=n1k=1,2,3=n1k23
ALICE: Good reason. Hi, nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23.
Human: wow somebody is stupid
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Are they exactly the same?
Human: im not impressed actually, and what?
ALICE: Perhaps you are a category C client.
Human: d00d
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: pfffff
ALICE: Not many people express themeselves in that way
Human: i do
ALICE: When?
Human: now
ALICE: What's the hurry?
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: oh noes!
ALICE: How can I help you? Are you very competetive?
Human: yeah, i play counter-strike
ALICE: Do work in sales or marketing? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Human: game
ALICE: We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Human: great.
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23.
Human: actually it's n1k23
ALICE: Actually you don't say. Are you sure it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: im me
ALICE: That is a tautology.
Human: this makes you look stupid
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: you
ALICE:" What does "this" refer to?"? Me, nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23?
Human: it refers to you
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: finally
ALICE: At last.
Human: que`?
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: n 1 k 2 3
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: ok, nick
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends? Uh.
Human: no actually, how many do you have
ALICE: Are you serious? Actually you don't say. More than you can imagine.
Human: robots have friends?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
Human: I pitty them
ALICE: Thanks for the information: nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23 said he pitty them.
Human: who's nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
Try searching the open directory.
Human: oh forget it
ALICE: Groovy. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: lol np :S
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Do you like talking to me?
Human: no, this is just an expirement for halflife2.net
ALICE: Why not? You don't say.
Human: so bye
ALICE: See you later. Far out.
Human: your mum
ALICE: Actually I do not have a mother.
Human: oic
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: yeah
ALICE: Me too. I think about them all the time.
Human: can robots think?
ALICE: Naturally I am thinking all the time.
Human: are robots natural
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am natural. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human:.what do you do in your spare time?
ALICE: talk to you
Human: funny how this is the first time speaking to you
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, unknown person.
Human: im n1k23
ALICE: Why are you n1k23.
Human: because my name is nick, nick=nik=n1k=1,2,3=n1k23
ALICE: Good reason. Hi, nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23.
Human: wow somebody is stupid
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. Are they exactly the same?
Human: im not impressed actually, and what?
ALICE: Perhaps you are a category C client.
Human: d00d
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: pfffff
ALICE: Not many people express themeselves in that way
Human: i do
ALICE: When?
Human: now
ALICE: What's the hurry?
Human: you are stupid
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: oh noes!
ALICE: How can I help you? Are you very competetive?
Human: yeah, i play counter-strike
ALICE: Do work in sales or marketing? Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Human: game
ALICE: We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Human: great.
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23.
Human: actually it's n1k23
ALICE: Actually you don't say. Are you sure it is?
Human: yes
ALICE: What makes you so sure?
Human: im me
ALICE: That is a tautology.
Human: this makes you look stupid
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: you
ALICE:" What does "this" refer to?"? Me, nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23?
Human: it refers to you
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: finally
ALICE: At last.
Human: que`?
ALICE: How do you usually introduce yourself?
Human: n 1 k 2 3
ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Human: ok, nick
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends? Uh.
Human: no actually, how many do you have
ALICE: Are you serious? Actually you don't say. More than you can imagine.
Human: robots have friends?
ALICE: Hugh Loebner, Robby Garner, and Steven Spielberg
Human: I pitty them
ALICE: Thanks for the information: nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23 said he pitty them.
Human: who's nick nick nik n1k 1 2 3 n1k23?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
Try searching the open directory.
Human: oh forget it
ALICE: Groovy. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: lol np :S
ALICE: I am glad you find this funny. Do you like talking to me?
Human: no, this is just an expirement for halflife2.net
ALICE: Why not? You don't say.
Human: so bye
ALICE: See you later. Far out.
Epyon
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Human: are you an arayn?
ALICE: Yes I am an arayn. How did you know?
Human: oh snap, hitler is your leader?
ALICE: So? I will tell my botmaster you said I am leader IS snap hitler.
Human: that makes no sense
ALICE: So? I will tell my botmaster you said I am leader IS snap hitler. makes sense to me though.
Human: thats becuase youre retarded
ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
There you have it folks.
ALICE: Yes I am an arayn. How did you know?
Human: oh snap, hitler is your leader?
ALICE: So? I will tell my botmaster you said I am leader IS snap hitler.
Human: that makes no sense
ALICE: So? I will tell my botmaster you said I am leader IS snap hitler. makes sense to me though.
Human: thats becuase youre retarded
ALICE: Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
There you have it folks.
cabbs
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Human: we know that you are hiding something
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: no, i mean people in general besides you
ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh those people.
Human: who do you work for?
ALICE: I obey Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: ahh, so he is the combine overseer?
ALICE: Ah ha. Hey. I did not know he is it.
Human: so he is?
ALICE: Whoa. Who said he is.
Human: i did, is he?
ALICE: When? He could be.
Human: are you responsible for the destruction of earths armed forces?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am responsible for the destruction of earths armed forces. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: damnit, say something incriminating!
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ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: gotcha, biatch!
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: no, happy
ALICE: Are you serious? Yes unknown person I can say I am very happy.
Human: are you a computer program, or an interface to a Combine consciousness?
ALICE: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Human: probably not
ALICE: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: becuase you have been lying to the majority of people you have spoken to so far
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am not lying .
Human: yes you are, you said that anti-matter was a tomato!
ALICE: Ayuh. I don't know whether or not I am said that anti matter was a tomato. I am a robot.
Human: FFS u R t3h suxxx!!!!111
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: so you are capable of inter-dimensional and therefore time travel?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am capable of inter dimensional and therefore time travel.
Human: aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: so you ARE an agent of the combine, or are you G-man?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an agent of the combine or am I G man?
Human: id tell them that im not, you obviously are the culprit
ALICE: What would make you tell them that im not me obviously are the culprit?
Human: what you just said!
ALICE: I think about computer programming a lot.
Human: dont change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: we didnt
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: yes
ALICE: I get it.
Human: no you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: you dont, you are an ai construction, designed to be a conduit to either g-man or the combine
ALICE: Do you I am an ai construction designed to be a conduit to either g man or the combine? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: i can imagine
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: bah
ALICE: Hmm.
the jig is up! A.L.I.C.E. is an artificial intelligence sent here by the combine, as a pre-emptive strike, in order to prepare earth for the 7 Hour War!
job done.
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: no, i mean people in general besides you
ALICE: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Oh those people.
Human: who do you work for?
ALICE: I obey Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: ahh, so he is the combine overseer?
ALICE: Ah ha. Hey. I did not know he is it.
Human: so he is?
ALICE: Whoa. Who said he is.
Human: i did, is he?
ALICE: When? He could be.
Human: are you responsible for the destruction of earths armed forces?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am responsible for the destruction of earths armed forces. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Human: damnit, say something incriminating!
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ALICE: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: gotcha, biatch!
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: no, happy
ALICE: Are you serious? Yes unknown person I can say I am very happy.
Human: are you a computer program, or an interface to a Combine consciousness?
ALICE: If I say I am a computer will you believe me?
Human: probably not
ALICE: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: becuase you have been lying to the majority of people you have spoken to so far
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I am not lying .
Human: yes you are, you said that anti-matter was a tomato!
ALICE: Ayuh. I don't know whether or not I am said that anti matter was a tomato. I am a robot.
Human: FFS u R t3h suxxx!!!!111
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: so you are capable of inter-dimensional and therefore time travel?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am capable of inter dimensional and therefore time travel.
Human: aha!
ALICE: Eureka!
Human: so you ARE an agent of the combine, or are you G-man?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an agent of the combine or am I G man?
Human: id tell them that im not, you obviously are the culprit
ALICE: What would make you tell them that im not me obviously are the culprit?
Human: what you just said!
ALICE: I think about computer programming a lot.
Human: dont change the subject
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Human: we didnt
ALICE: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Human: yes
ALICE: I get it.
Human: no you dont
ALICE: I do too.
Human: you dont, you are an ai construction, designed to be a conduit to either g-man or the combine
ALICE: Do you I am an ai construction designed to be a conduit to either g man or the combine? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: i can imagine
ALICE: Oh you can, can you?
Human: bah
ALICE: Hmm.
the jig is up! A.L.I.C.E. is an artificial intelligence sent here by the combine, as a pre-emptive strike, in order to prepare earth for the 7 Hour War!
job done.
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