Alyx in all her glory..

Hey, I never said it's not funny! It is, just pathetic...but still funny.

Who do you think you are, calling me a non-nerd? ;)
 
Originally posted by dawdler
How about someone put together a really sexy shot of her with more normal proportions? (note: no explicit nudity, that's the only limit)
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How's about people stop masturbating over a fictional jumble of polygons and go meet some breathing women?

Oh, but I totally agree with the people who've pointed out that Alyx is a relatively normally proportioned girly as opposed to practically every other game ever.
 
How's about people stop masturbating over a fictional jumble of polygons and go meet some breathing women?
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Oh baby, you're a DIRTY polygon aren't you? You want me to Phong shade you, don't you? That's right! That's right!
 
Originally posted by el Chi
How's about people stop masturbating over a fictional jumble of polygons and go meet some breathing women?

Oh, but I totally agree with the people who've pointed out that Alyx is a relatively normally proportioned girly as opposed to practically every other game ever.
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You know people who give advice never follow their own advice. :p

If you can't stand a little art work with fictional artistic characters, don't come here. Don't be a party pooping bore.

Oh and I'm happily married. :p
 
Erm, ok. Well I'm perfectly happy to buck the trend and practise what I preach by not tw*ting myself off over Alyx, be it in screenshots (in-game or altered) or whilst playing.

If you do it whilst playing, your aim'll be terrible.
 
Originally posted by BlumenKohl
A younger, sexier, G-Man...

Sorry couldn't resist.

But really, he looks much more..nice as a young man.
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OK this thread is kind of sad, but that was funny. :afro:
 
Originally posted by el Chi
Erm, ok. Well I'm perfectly happy to buck the trend and practise what I preach by not tw*ting myself off over Alyx, be it in screenshots (in-game or altered) or whilst playing.

If you do it whilst playing, your aim'll be terrible.
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yeah you might get some on yer monitor...

:dozey:
 
Well, I suppose it's more easily cleaned than your clothes or furniture...

<Shudders>
 
I doubt it, I'v still got marks on my monitor from when I tried useing window cleaner on it...

Out of interest what are you supposed to use to clean your monitor?
 
:LOL: I'm not sure... Try a dry cloth?

I'm not laughing trying to imply that you violated your monitor after an amorous internet porn session, by the way. I'm just laughing because this thread has gone from gawking over fake pictures of fake ladies, to laughing at fake pictures of fake people in general to people bitching about people gawking over pictures of fake ladies, and now finally to housekeeping tips... Arf.
 
I haven't played either of the games, but I saw the poster in pcgamer magazine, and read an interview about it... but the developers of the second Cate Archer game, whatever it is called, claimed that she is normally proportioned. Seemed to be the case looking at the comparison provided in the magazine <chuckles>

I can't STAND unrealistically large breasts on women in real life, or in a game. I don't like em large <chuckles> I'm probably alone on this though... huh?
 
Originally posted by Raziaar
I can't STAND unrealistically large breasts on women in real life, or in a game. I don't like em large <chuckles> I'm probably alone on this though... huh?
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Not alone, I second it. Perhaps someone should make a "realistic" Alyx photoshop.
 
I agree with the above, unrealistic large breasts is just weird, normal is the way its supposed to be
 
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Natural
 
Ahh! Doesnt this thread die soon plz!! Its so lame

Disclaimer: This is not a flame. Uh..

Oh ffs me replying just helps keeping it alive... :x
 
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