Amazing Talents

[short recoil]

All your talents bow down to mine, I can perform a no handed push up. The rest of you people are all freaks.

Meh, i used to be able to do them last year.
All it would take is a months training and i'd be able to do them again.
EDIT: oh crap, i didn't read properly.
I meant ONE handed push ups.

 

[Tr0n]

I give the best hawt passionate lovin ever...


Well I consider it a talent!

 

[Foxtrot]

I can belly dance...

 

[Steve]

I have the coolest radio announcer voice.

 

[Griz]

Amazing talents of mine.
-Ultra sensory perception (no not ESP)
-Excellent at drawing and designing.
-Ability to learn things increadibly quickly.
-Photographic memory.
-Excellent shot with a firearm (marksman standard)
-Can use throwing knives properly.
-Above average I.Q of 165 (not that i think I.Q shows you are intelligent)
-I have the ability to make my body "sleep" with my mind still active.
-I have the ability to be really cocky about my skills.
And lots of other things.

You forgot to mention that you're also INCREDIBLY modest.......

 

[Ames]

I can Shens.

 

[SimonomiS]

Yeah, but what songs do you play?


If its anything shorter than 'while my guitar gently weeps' I am not going to be impressed. :|

:O:O:O Noes!! You got a Beatles title wrong!!
*ahem*
and short recoil you forgot to mention your eye thing, plus no-handed pushups sound cool.

 

[bvasgm]

I have the ability to put off a 15 page history paper for two months, then gather all the information and write the whole thing in four hours...and still get an A.

 

[The Monkey]

I can stick a broomstick up your... hmm never mind.

 

[Ennui]

You rather favor that line, eh?

 

[SimonomiS]

I can stick a broomstick up your... hmm never mind.

My nose? :O

 

[The Monkey]

My nose? :O

no, your ear.

 

[Foxtrot]

no, your ear.

How do you stick somthing up someone ear?

 

[bvasgm]

Very carefully.

 

[The Monkey]

How do you stick somthing up someone ear?

Watch me. *Sticks a broomstick up Foxtrot's ear*

 

[Foxtrot]

Watch me. *Sticks a broomstick up Foxtrot's ear*

That felt more in than it did up.

 

[The Monkey]

That felt more in than it did up.

But you're lying down.... on the side.

 

[AntiAnto]

Hmmm... well not on purpose, I can read people's minds. Well, not exactly what they are thinking but just the idea. Like someone goes to talk to me and generaly, I already know what he wants to say. Or I always feel like I know when the phone gonna ring and it does.

Also, I have the ability of recovering quickly, very quickly.

 

[Unfocused]

I can flip the Desert Eagle like in CS:S (well a replica, actually)

 

[Foxtrot]

But you're lying down.... on the side.

No I'm not.

 

[bvasgm]

The_Monkey and Foxtrot's conversation...

 

[Foxtrot]

The_Monkey and Foxtrot's conversation...

......

 

[specialmax]

I can use my nose and belly as a stomach as a cannon.

 

[evil^milk]

i'm alright in music.

but I cannot Shens.

 

[ktimekiller]

I seem to be quite good at computer understanding and code understanding for my age, and i seen to be incredibly good at fps games, and melee combat games, especially NS

 

[hellboy900]

It seems alot of people can throw knives.

 

[Kouler]

Playing electric guitar

Drawing

I'm pretty good at owning in NS.. but I don't think that counts :|

Football ("Soccer" for you Americans)

Figuring stuff out

 

[CREMATOR666]

I can spam without feeling guilty about it :|

 

[Tr0n]

I can spam without feeling guilty about it :|

Same here.

 

[15357]

i feel guilty but still, i spam because of cremator and tr0n.

 

[CREMATOR666]

i feel guilty but still, i spam because of cremator and tr0n.

Back on topic, pls, or Danimal will kill me ;(

Back on topic : I can make a farting sound with my palms. True story :|

 

[hellboy900]

All fear the great Danimal.

Well its good to see that one of my Threads is actually catching on.

Keep them Talents comming remeber it can be anything at all your good or maybe even fantastic at.

 

[venturon]

I can click all my fingers at once and crack my knuckles with the same hand they're on.

 

[Jintor]

I found the amazing talent this afternoon of being able to collapse after an hour-long intensive tye-kwan-doe session.

God damn i was seeing spots in my eyes at the end of that.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I can crash any programs, even Paint

 

[el Chi]

I can turn from solid to liquid at will, like Alex Mack.

 

[Harryz]

I was born without a bone in my penis. I guess thats a talent.

I can turn from solid to liquid at will, like Alex Mack.

Ah, memories!

 

[CREMATOR666]

I was born without a bone in my penis. I guess thats a talent.

You know what's weird?

You are not the only one :O

 

[Harryz]

Really? Looks like I've been deprived of my only talent. I'm talentless.

 

[Doppelgofer]

- i can say YES, LAY OFF THE DUBEY and GUIERILLA UNIT in stewie from family guy's voice

- i have my own definition on urbandictionary which i consider a ....talent....somehow. here it is:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brindle&r=f

- i can 'dance' quite flexibly...i look like a twat but still all the same, brilliant

- i can do a weird thing with my voice that only a few can

- i can masturbate

- i can run

- i'm better than you