Amazing Talents

[hellboy900]

Surley someone can like hammer a nail up there nose or something.

Dont get me wrong all you guys/girls that have posted here are good talents i could not do most of them if my life was on the line.

 

[CREMATOR666]

I can make people become depressed. True story. :|

 

[ne0_shiny]

I found the amazing talent this afternoon of being able to collapse after an hour-long intensive tye-kwan-doe session.

God damn i was seeing spots in my eyes at the end of that.

tai-kwon-do
SPELLING WHORE!

I can breathe
I can walk
I can sleep
I can do badly in school
I can drink water
I can listen to stuff
I can do math
I can spell
I can color inside the lines
I can create noises with my vocal chords+mouth
I can get pissed off at people
I can do this weird thing with my fingers
I can gain muscle by doing nothing
I can "breakdance"

 

[15357]

tai-kwon-do

its 태권도 idiots.....

(you may not be able to read that though.....)

Tae kwon do

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I can make people become depressed. True story. :|

lol

I have a similar effect on people. They start questioning the meaning of their own lives after chatting to me for about an hour.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Well, I can drink like there's no tomorrow, which is a talent. And I have an amazing ability to attract older women. And I can argue the lack of a connection between the Combine and Xen for ages. Oh, and I can identify 95% of Bon Jovi songs just by hearing a two second sample of it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Pogrom]

I can do a back somersault without a runoff or a roundoff before it - from a standing start, whilst drunk. Although it isn't a talent peculiar to me, it is still somewhat rare amongst my circle of friends.

Also: I'm a white boy who can speak, read and write Chinese as well as my Chinese girlfriend


And my best talent: I am a morning person!

 

[DieHard]

I can turn bolth of my feet all the way around and do almost that with my hands, I can disloge my thumbs, force adrenalin rush, remember everything that happend while I was playing a game around me, and lie VERY good (Or act in any way realy, I can keep micro exsprions undercontroll, I dont sweat when Im faced with something where i should sweat, i can change my cariter(sp I know) at any time ect.)