America is better!

[Stone]

and you become really, bloated, and your cells start to burst, due to them being bloated from the water, and you die... (taking Badger with you, so someone else can reach 1000 posts first )

 

[ComradeBadger]

/me quicky builds an anti-EVIL-bursting shield

hah!

 

[EVIL]

rofl.. i have super cells that breakdown the water really fast into bouls of pudding so i can feed the world!

 

[Stone]

What type of pudding?!? Chocolate

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Hahahahah. OH my spleen! No really i think ive ruptured it.

/me Keels over onto the floor laughing all the way to his death. Although conveniently not a permanent death.

EDIT: England rules! We are quite a diverse nation, being as we have been invaded so many times, although half the time it was the same people under a different name. A brief history of England......Romans come, "AHHH kill kill kill. Run away." Romans come again, "AHHH kill kill kill. Settle down and take over....***n away!" anglo-saxons come "Ahhh kill kill kill take over settle down" Vikings come "AHHHH kill kill kill, and after many years of killing kill some more until finnaly spilt the country in two." Some time later.....The normans come (Who by the way are decended from norsemen explaining my "half the time" comment) "AHHH kill kill kill I came I saw I conquered! Kill kill" Many many years later. The Germans come "AHHH kill bomb kill bomb, Run away!"
Now instead of invasion by war we get invasion by immigration.

There you have it.

 

[Cleric]

That is the most accurate account of britans history i have ever seen!!! We just have to hope the immagrents run away like everyone else did...

 

[Stone]

Immigrants :dozey:

hmmm, well personally I blame the Prime-ministers Parents (for having him )....

Anywho, Britain is the greatest, look at all the main sports played all other the world....hmm wonder where most of them come from