America unveils Microwave weapons!!!

[Jintor]

meanwhile somewhere in the pentagon

"OMG the enemy might get cancer! cancel the program immediately .....not!!! hahahahahahah!"

"sir the term "not" hasnt been used in years, in fact it was back in 1997 when .."

"hahah ....shut up, maybe you'd like to "develop" cancer? huh? huh?"

"yes sir, I mean no sir ..I'll pack my bags sir, when does my plane leave for guantanamo?"

Well, no cases yet, but... it's not like it takes effect immediately...

 

[Geogaddi]

Look out terrorists...it's the giant ray of temputature related discomfort!

 

[Core407]

I'll just wait until someone figures out a $5 solution to this.

 

[Pauly]

bah, next thing you'll see is the police getting mini-versions to control protests.

this is horrible...


"burning sensation" lol, okay your skin feels like its on fire - just wait till the doctor says your organs have been melted.

 

[Remus]

I'll just wait until someone figures out a $5 solution to this.

Umm... heat resistant gel, like that which stunt men use?

 

[theotherguy]

oooooooooooooooold news.

 

[Terminator]

It's no match for my tin foil armour.

By the way, this technology is actually used in fish farming during cold winters, it's a lot more efficient to keep the fish warm from the inside out than keeping the whole lake warmer.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

What if we turn the potential hostiles into mutant zombies and they become even more dangerous? oh noooooooooooes D:

 

[Stigmata]

Umm... heat resistant gel, like that which stunt men use?

Doesn't that only prevent against thermal energy?

 

[Core407]

Well aluminum and stainless steel can reflect microwaves, but I'm guessing they already know that and compensated for it in some way.

 

[Stigmata]

With more microwaves!!!

 

[<RJMC>]

Well aluminum and stainless steel can reflect microwaves, but I'm guessing they already know that and compensated for it in some way.

thats what the rocket launchers are for

 

[MiccyNarc]

thats what the rocket launchers are for

How does this kid know how to be funny every time?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

so old!

 

[Darkwolf]

I think "heat ray" sounds better than all those names.

Now let's haul it over to Horsell Common and start ripping shit up

*sings war of the worlds music in head*

 

[ríomhaire]

This is such a C&C generals weapon.

I'm just waiting for Russia or China to make an overpowered version which actually sets people on fire.

I didn't really like the microwave tank TBH.

 

[kirovman]

I started using it, and noticed you can prevent quite a bit of damage because it diverts incoming missles, especially from American planes and RPG troops.

 

[Ome_Vince]

Yeah, its one of those units in Generals you wouldn't expect to be handy, but it actually is.

 

[ríomhaire]

I started using it, and noticed you can prevent quite a bit of damage because it diverts incoming missles, especially from American planes and RPG troops.

Are you thinking of the EMC tanks? I hate those. They make my poor rocket buggies cry.

 

[kirovman]

Could be.