Americans dirty dirty secret...

Wash my hands after toilet, before food, before/after I have to handle any hygeine dependent things.

But I'm not American.
 
I wash my hands with urine while im at the toilet. Does that count as washing?
 
I wash my hands a lot (as mentioned above, after the loo, before eating, when I need to do something with clean hands).

But the thing is, what's the point in doing it in toilets if one person isn't going to do it. What I mean by this is, although I wash my hands everytime, one person doesn't. Then they leave the toilet by way of a door handle, which isn't going to be very clean after they touch it.

So you leave by the same door handle and get you hands nice and dirty again. I always try and open the door to a toilet (on the way out) by the most un-ergonomic way, as fewer people would have put their hand there :p /OCD

I was thinking about inventing a disinfectant that you can put on toilet door handles so everyone gets their hands clean.
 
im american and I wash my hands a lot (definitly after #2 ahem ahem)
 
How is washing you hands after taking a shite better than after a piss? It's not like you're mashing about your feces. Or atleast I don't...
 
Murray_H said:
I wash my hands a lot (as mentioned above, after the loo, before eating, when I need to do something with clean hands).

But the thing is, what's the point in doing it in toilets if one person isn't going to do it. What I mean by this is, although I wash my hands everytime, one person doesn't. Then they leave the toilet by way of a door handle, which isn't going to be very clean after they touch it.

So you leave by the same door handle and get you hands nice and dirty again. I always try and open the door to a toilet (on the way out) by the most un-ergonomic way, as fewer people would have put their hand there :p /OCD

I was thinking about inventing a disinfectant that you can put on toilet door handles so everyone gets their hands clean.

I am paranoid about this, I have to kick open the door, or find some other means of opening it, its sad, but I can't help it.
 
Haha me too, I'll do a picture of my various methods

Sometimes if I'm feeling really obsessive, I'll get some toilet paper and put that over the handle :LOL:
 

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Yep, the top left is usually it, although I try elbows or kicking the door really hard, so it bounces and I can catch it with my foot.



Oh dear. :|
 
I dont use public restrooms. I hold it until I get home. It can cause for a very uncomfertable day though.
 
I flush with my foot, and I wash my hands always unless its a really scuzzy bathroom, then I don't touch ANYTHING
 
MrWhite said:
I flush with my foot, and I wash my hands always unless its a really scuzzy bathroom, then I don't touch ANYTHING

That's another thing, taps; turn it on with a dirty hand, wash, turn it off. Then your hands have now touched the dirty tap again. :LOL:

I very rarely touch the toilet handle with anything, usually a piece of toilet paper.

If only people would wash their hands, I wouldn't feel like such a freak :p
 
Why wash your hands after petting a dog? My doggie isnt full of germs :( *tear*
 
atomicspark85 said:
Why wash your hands after petting a dog? My doggie isnt full of germs :( *tear*

Might have some grease in their hair. Grease, dirt. Imigine yourself eating something, while smelling wet dog.
 
i wash my hands after and during work because its ****ign gross imagining what is on my hands. i wash my hands before jacking off, so i wash them at least 30 times a day.
 
i think you guys are a lil bit crazy over the hand washing. i understand after using the bathroom and b4 eatting and after and what not but its not like a few germs are gunna kill ya, unless its like hepatitis or some crazy disease lol
 
i wash my hands every time before coming out of the washroom...even if i wasn't quite there to answer nature's call..its a habit, a good one i think :)

oh, im also paranoid in that i end up having to kick doors open or find other creative ways to open them (grab a paper towel and open door while holding it...etc.)
i just find it very nasty when people don't wash hands.

i always wash my hands before eating regardless of what i was doing previously.
 
I wash my hands before coming out of the restroom. I flush public toilets with my foot, I never use the urinal. Had a bad experience once, where I caught some dude trying to take a sneak peak at my big buddy. He didn't know that I saw him trying to peak though.

I don't really wash my hands before eating out though. But, after eating I do, in public places. At home it's wash before and after.

I wash my face and take a shower in the morning, brush teeth. Get back from school wash my face and brush my teeth. At night after working out, I brush my teeth and shower.

Oh yeah, I have acne... so, I hate it when anybody touches my face, except for my girlfriend(she's like germaphobic, so she washes all the time), she pops blackheads and like does my eyebrows and shit. I got to keep my face clean... my acne is clearing up though!
 
I tend to do use toilet paper to open the door too. :| I also cover the bog seat with toilet paper or try to hover over it. There's nothing worse than sitting on sticky urine.

The toilets where I work can be bad. Someome whiped some shit on the wall with "Poo -->" written beside it. I also got a nasty suprise when I pulled the toilet reel as someone had wiped there arse and put it back in.

At home I'm not like this since I know what's clean etc.
 
I wash my hands...after #2......
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and after touching something that I deam necessary to wash after touching. Other than that...I try to avoid it. I got some skin condition on my right hand *seriousness needed here folks, it's not from beatin the meat....that I know of...* and when I wash my hands to many times a day, the irritated skin *dry, itchy, red, bubbly, puss comes out...* it will spread up my finger. Started on my pinky, now it covered my pinky, is on my middle finger, up to the knuckle. I need to go see a doctor!
 
i pretty much wash my hands whenever i feel dirty, but that's about it. About 4-5 times a day maybe.
 
I too wash my hands whenever they feel/are dirty...bout 5 times a day also
:O
We must be twins evil^milk!
 
DeusExMachinia said:
I wash my hands every hour at least. No joke.

I wash my hands evrytime I go to the toilet, so yeah it would roughly equate to an hour
 
My bladder sucks and I normally have a bit of a runny nose so im always needing to go to the toilet and I always wash hands after so meh :D
 
I wash my hands if I get something on them while I'm on the toilet... or if I handle uncooked meat. Apart from that, I just wait until I take a shower. That's often enough for me... unless I get really dirty, for some reason. I haven't had more than a common cold in years. So, that system seems to work.
 
Kinda brings new meaning to 'cleanse the infidels.'

I kid, I kid.
 
SixThree said:
How is washing you hands after taking a shite better than after a piss? It's not like you're mashing about your feces. Or atleast I don't...


Because, you will get bacteria on your hands when you wipe, it falls straight through the tissue onto your hand!

And that's the same hand you pick your nose with and put in your mouth, and the same hands you use to prepare people's food with?

So, if you aren't going to wash your hands after you take a dump, remind me never to shake hands with you.

That is why you are supposed to wash your hands after the toilet, and it's disgusting when people don't. This is how dysentry and typhoid get spread.
 
They should have handles that detect whether the hand has been washed or not, if it is not washed it gets removed
 
Haha, like door handles with impaling spikes?

Sounds sexy.
 
I thought it he meant the door handle disappeared.

You're going nowhere, smelly boy! [/Backstrokeofthewest]
 
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