Another chinese girl at work wants to me badly

[Asuka]

the only way to be sure is to grab her crotch and ask her if it's available

LMFAO! I imagined how that will probably turn out.

 

[CptStern]

or at least a few fingers ..well worth it

 

[Remus]

YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND. She was walking up some steps while wearing a low-cut top and happened to pass him. She's practically begging for his cock.

Key word, happened to. What if it wasn't him and some other dude was on the staris, what then? Would she have gone like: uh sorry I'm not flashing my boobs for you!

 

[Muffin Man]

"...wants to me badly"

wat

 

[Vegeta897]

No words can describe what she wants to do to him.

 

[Dan]

Key word, happened to. What if it wasn't him and some other dude was on the staris, what then? Would she have gone like: uh sorry I'm not flashing my boobs for you!

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is just populated by robots.

 

[Sheepo]

And that's exactly what a robot would say!

 

[Remus]

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is just populated by robots.

 

[Stigmata]

Get back to the kitchen, toaster.

 

[Tarkus]

Gosh I know what you mean! Just the other day I was locking the door to my house, and my neighboor went past me and said "Hi"!! She so wants me in her pohaa

 

[Shift]

I lol'd many times during the progress of this thread.

 

[Lucid]

Everyone in this thread just won the game.

 

[TimoJay]

I think all this "wants to me badly" stuff is all in your head. Furthermore, I think it's you that in fact wants her, or at least wants her to want you.

And because I can...

Gosh I know what you mean! Just the other day I was locking the door to my house, and my neighboor went past me and said "Hi"!! She so wants me in her pohaa

I think she was just being neighboorly, which seems to be a dying cause these days. Somebody actually does something kind, and you automatically assume she's flirting with you! What has the world come to? We're all gonna die. We're all going to Heck.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

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Yeah, I think my presence here is no long needed. Good day to you fags and and babies.

 

[Shift]

Since when would a girl need to pay for a dildo when you get have a big, healthy banana like that.

Wait, ill shut up..

/flees

 

[Eejit]

I'm losing faith in this forum.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

I think you should stab her. With a knife.

Thanks for all the advice guys. I don't know how i'd get through the trials and tribulations of these damn sexy asian girls without you.

God they're sexy. ****ing hell. Man just want to rape at a glance. For crying out loud. Help..

 

[Emporius]

Get them fired for sexual harassment :thumbs:

 

[Dodo]

Thanks for all the advice guys. I don't know how i'd get through the trials and tribulations of these damn sexy asian girls without you.

God they're sexy. ****ing hell. Man just want to rape at a glance. For crying out loud. Help..

-dodo

 

[Stormy]

 

[Dodo]

LAWL : >

-dodo

 

[Remus]

Get them fired for sexual harassment :thumbs:

Fusion - I'm being abused by the female coworkers...
Boss - So, what are you complaining about?
Fusion - But, I'm a married man!
Boss - So?
Fusion - /facepalm

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I'm losing faith in this forum.

Wait... You have/had faith until now?

 

[Pesmerga]

Today I was at a restaurant, and this cute asian waitress looked at me, and she asked me what I wanted to drink, and I didn't even tell her that I was thirsty. I'm not making this shit up.

I ****in lawled.

 

[lame-o]

Different one to the previous thread.

I was walking down the stairs (she's a receptionist) and she was positioned so that when you (ME) come down the stairs you can see down her top, clevage etc.

As i was walking out to lunch she said "going to lunch?" to which i answered "indeed"

...then i just walked out.

When i came back from lunch she asked if i live in a suburb (which i used to live in). HOW THE HELL DID SHE KNOW I LIVED THERE. I've never spoken to her in my life. Wtf.

Is this another case of male misinterpretation of female actions or is she on the verge of tearing her clothes off for me.

Your thoughts guys?

HOLY SHIT DUDE. I USED TO LIVE IN A SUBURB TOO. Maybe she knows that and she was trying to get closer to me telepathicly through you?

 

[nurizeko]

Sometimes I wonder if this forum is just populated by robots.

The correct term is Sapient androids, robots indeed *snort*.






I saw a girl checking me out on the bus home, as in proper checking me out, which I guess, in comparison to the OP, is actually worth mentioning.

 

[Sheepo]

An asian girl blinked at me today!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Omg like my best friend she is asian!

 

[Eejit]

I once fantasised about a chinese girl and in the fantasy she totally wanted my cock!