Anyone ever been with someone of the same sex?

I **** the living shit out of guys often.

EDIT:

In truth, I'd totally bone Jeordie White.
 
I saw a man's penis the other day as he took a piss in the bushes in front of the car I was in. Does that make me gay?
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.

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Dear god, young incest.
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.

I bet you're lying!
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.

uh wat
 
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Hey you guysss
I laughed quite a bit.
I can never laugh seeing Sheepo's avatar. Do you guys remember what happened to that goomba? I do.

Goddamn. He just wanted to play the harmonica. ;(

Now I'm sad :(


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What the **** Seppo
 
Are there any videos out there where I can see that scene? I've never seen the movie. At least not anything beyond the terrible beginning.
 
Me and my friends have been watching through the movie in ten minute youtube segments for laughs, and it looks like it goes all the way to the end. I'll post the scene if we ever get to it.
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.
Thanks, now I don't need to download any porn for a week! :D
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.
Hahaha, that's awesome.

Reminds me of a friend and I when we were really young, we'd play "goalie" in the bath. Basically imagine slaps except instead of slapping you were whipping a washcloth and instead of pulling your hands away you were closing your legs. Yeah, we were disturbingly close... our mums have some pretty incriminating photos of us. D:
 
Nope, never. I'm 100% straight. When my and my brother were little, around 3-5 years old, we used to touch each others anuses with our dicks. But of course no actual penetration was involved, because we didn't want to be gay or anything. We just slightly inserted the tip between the ass cheeks, then pulled it out and it felt really funny. We laughed.

when I was in middle school and my brother a couple years younger than me our mom had us take showers together to save time. We'd always get in piss fights.
 
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