Are you circumcised?

[Mr-Fusion]

Don't you mean the skin was too big for the penis? IF the penis is too big for the skin, getting it circumsized would make it even worse wouldn't it?

OUCH MOTHER****ERS.

 

[Steven]

circumcised penis' are for n00bs.

 

[gick]

Don't you mean the skin was too big for the penis? IF the penis is too big for the skin, getting it circumsized would make it even worse wouldn't it?

OUCH MOTHER****ERS.

I think his rationale was that his penis was so big, the skin could not contain it and it had to be released!

He was lying anyway - it was an infection.

 

[bliink]

circumcision is more popular in the US than Europe I would assume... perhaps a country demographic should have been put in the poll too

 

[Ren.182]

Still got my skin here

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Why, do you stick it in dirt every day or something?

ever heard of smegma? (I love that word btw)? That stuff comes out of your dick 24/7 so you can't clean it often enough.

edit: I'm not circumcised. But I do not object to it. It is said that is is cleaner/more hygienic, smegma (that word again lol) is made to rub the foreskin more smoothly over your dickhead. When there's no more foreskin the smegma production goes on strike, so yay a lot cleaner!

And there are womans (intentional spelling mistake ftw) who like the look of circumcised dicks

 

[Beerdude26]

Smegma is incredibly sick. Never saw it tho lol (not circumcised though ). It's just the meaning of the word that sickens me :|

Also, women produce it too, but I like it there :O

 

[Terminator]

No, i'm not.

The doctor tried to when i was a baby but the knife broke on my steel penis.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I think it should be illegal, until the child is old enough to make the decision for themselves.

(before you give me any crap about the Jewish procedures, we wouldn't tolerate some cult that required a child's back to be cut up. At least that would heal)

 

[bliink]

ever heard of smegma? (I love that word btw)? That stuff comes out of your dick 24/7 so you can't clean it often enough.

edit: I'm not circumcised. But I do not object to it. It is said that is is cleaner/more hygienic, smegma (that word again lol) is made to rub the foreskin more smoothly over your dickhead. When there's no more foreskin the smegma production goes on strike, so yay a lot cleaner!

And there are womans (intentional spelling mistake ftw) who like the look of circumcised dicks

I dont understand how it would be dirty if it were the normal function of the... mechanism.

I mean, if its meant to be there... ??

I don't understand these things- surely its not all this complicated

 

[spookymooky]

I dont understand how it would be dirty if it were the normal function of the... mechanism.

I mean, if its meant to be there... ??

I don't understand these things- surely its not all this complicated

Think eye-crud. It's not really meant to be there, it's just there.

 

[Warbie]

All this talk of smeg reminds me something I saw on the tele a few years back. This guy goes into hospital complaing of terrible pain at the end of his knob. It turns out he'd never ever washed under his foreskin and had what only can be described as fossilised smegma all around his bellend. Pretty nasty, but made me

I'm suprised to hear that circumcision is that common in the US. I don't know one person who isn't jewish who is in the UK.

 

[AiM]

Think eye-crud. It's not really meant to be there, it's just there.

Kind of like the appendix.

 

[Danimal]

Nein!

 

[Beerdude26]

Nein!

Yes you are. We circumcised you after we tranquilized you. :O

 

[Danimal]

Well it explains the blood in my pants, the pain and the fact that I am circumcised.

HOWEVER! It does not explain the roast-beef tattoo on the side of my neck. D:

 

[CrazyHarij]

nope, all natural baby. you won't have any problem with smegma, which by the way is quite healthy for the lil' guy, if you shower regularly like a normal person

 

[pomegranate]

ever heard of smegma? That stuff comes out of your dick 24/7 so you can't clean it often enough.

Your dick maybe. Yes of course I've heard of it, but I don't suffer it to that level of grossness. Guess I'm just natually cleaner

 

[Beerdude26]

I so want to create a "Are you going to be circumcised?" thread now.

 

[Rizzo]

I never shower, bath, brush my teeth or anything else that has anything to do with Hygine.

Edit: Gh0st, whats better?

 

[Mutley]

Woah, a new low for these forums. :|

And I thought the "How do you wipe your ass" thread was bad.

 

[Rizzo]

There was a how do you wipe your ass thread?

 

[Beerdude26]

There was a how do you wipe your ass thread?

Yes. There has also been a "WHITE SHOE = 3" thread. Now that was screwed up.

 

[evil^milk]

Yes. There has also been a "WHITE SHOE = 3" thread. Now that was screwed up.

I remember that one. Twas funny

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

Your dick maybe. Yes of course I've heard of it, but I don't suffer it to that level of grossness. Guess I'm just natually cleaner

Okay try this: wash it like you always do. Wait for 15 minutes then touch you lala with your finger. If it feels sticky.... SMEGMA! You don't see it right away, but it's there. Of course if you wait long enough you will see it and you will smell it. Or so they tell me :O

Oh, and bliink: I'm not saying it is dirty like in "not meant to be there" . Of course if it has a function, by all means let it do it's job. But it still does an amazing job if you clean it twice a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

The subpreputial moisture keeps the glans moist and may lubricate the movement of the foreskin. However, if allowed to accumulate and decay in the foreskin cavity, it can combine with shed skin cells, providing an ideal medium for potentially pathogenic bacteria to colonise[2]; current medical opinion is that allowing smegma to accumulate freely is unhealthy.

 

[Ikerous]

Woah, a new low for these forums. :|

And I thought the "How do you wipe your ass" thread was bad.

We've had at least 2 or 3 other "Are you circumcised?" Polls, so it's not exactly a new low

 

[DreamThrall]

circumcised penis' are for jews.

corrected.

...one of which I am, so I am.

 

[Que-Ever]

Okay try this: wash it like you always do. Wait for 15 minutes then touch you lala with your finger. If it feels sticky.... SMEGMA! You don't see it right away, but it's there. Of course if you wait long enough you will see it and you will smell it. Or so they tell me :O

Oh, and bliink: I'm not saying it is dirty like in "not meant to be there" . Of course if it has a function, by all means let it do it's job. But it still does an amazing job if you clean it twice a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma

The subpreputial moisture keeps the glans moist and may lubricate the movement of the foreskin. However, if allowed to accumulate and decay in the foreskin cavity, it can combine with shed skin cells, providing an ideal medium for potentially pathogenic bacteria to colonise[2]; current medical opinion is that allowing smegma to accumulate freely is unhealthy.

Oh jeez, thanks for that link *sick*

Your name seems oddly appropriate after seeing that picture.

corrected.

...one of which I am, so I am.

I'm not jewish, and I'm circumcised.

At least my cock doesn't look like some foul bald alien pushing its way out of a leathery egg.

 

[Qonfused]

Yes. There has also been a "WHITE SHOE = 3" thread. Now that was screwed up.

That thread of mine had all the mathmatical evidence to back up my theory.

And I am, btw. Lots of people here who aren't.

 

[The Monkey]

Okay try this: wash it like you always do. Wait for 15 minutes then touch you lala with your finger. If it feels sticky.... SMEGMA! You don't see it right away, but it's there. Of course if you wait long enough you will see it and you will smell it. Or so they tell me :O

I thought that was dried semen!

 

[$kelet0r]

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[99.vikram]

At least my cock doesn't look like some foul bald alien pushing its way out of a leathery egg.

Yes, at least it looks like a fully hatched one

 

[JNightshade]

Meh, I don't have to deal with Smegma, so YAY ME! \o/

 

[Raziaar]

Meh, I don't have to deal with Smegma, so YAY ME! \o/

WOO! /o\

 

[Razor]

There was a how do you wipe your ass thread?

Wasn't it also me who posted that thread or am i thinking of the "what do you use to wipe your arse" thread?

It is far healthier to keep the little hat on your tinkly winkly than to steal it from him. There are medical reasons to be circumcised though, one of them being where the foreskin is too tight around the penis which means you can't draw it back when you're fully erect.

 

[Razor]

I'm told by European ladies that they prefer the top off
is this true?

I've never come across a woman who preferred circumcised penises over non-circumcised, perhaps Bliink could share with us what sort of penis women prefer.

 

[Terminator]

I've never come across a woman who preferred circumcised penises over non-circumcised, perhaps Bliink could share with us what sort of penis women prefer.

They like a monster like mine.

Apparently most women like one of average size, not cigar cut and without many veins.

 

[JNightshade]

lawl

 

[Raziaar]

It was hl2.net slut or whatever that guys name was who posted them. He posted all sorts of crap gross threads.

 

[ktimekiller]

lawl

Lawl, freaking hillarious