Artistic Nudes?

[lefty]

Man hands.

s'all I'm sayin.

 

[Viperidae]

So the first post is of a corpse. Great.

 

[Krynn72]

And also there was nothing artistic about it.

 

[jimbo118]

Everytime I got to the pic section on Deviant and click 'sort by popularity' or w/e, the results are always dominated by nudes.

 

[Dog--]

So the first post is of a corpse. Great.

Am I REALLY the only person who enjoys necrophilia? C'mon now.

 

[Crushenator 500]

 

[Hurricane]

This thread should actually be a good thing since it gives people somewhere besides the Image Dump to post this sort of thing.

 

[jverne]

Wait... a girl on hl2.net posting nudes?

Why am I the only one who noticed this post.

What the **** is going on.

yeah...i had my penis half way out before finishing reading that post.

selizabeth...never heard of her. will keep on a lookout


thank god i managed to download the pics Dog posted, before they got removed...if they ever would be.

and yes...this thread is concentrated win...i haven't fapped in a week, so i'm really enjoying it.

 

[Dog--]

For the record, who's pics are more enjoyable, my 2 hot ass chick pics or ZT's like 15-20 ugly skank pics?

EDIT: And also for the record ZT, her pics aren't really photoshopped at all (they probably are a bit), I'll show you some of her other casual-esque pics later. And your pics are also photoshopped to so go wai wit dat.

 

[Emporius]

"Artistic Nudes"

*Dog posts generic photoshopped bitch*

*ZT posts generic 'artsy'/make no sense photos*

 

[Emporius]

Hey Emporetard, post some good "Artistic Nudes" then, I dare anyone to do better than my post.

Bring it on, losers.

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=156458

 

[MJ12]

Well, there's no photos in that thread.

I win.

 

[Sheepo]

Zombieturtle posted a picture of a penis and I am therefore confident in my assumption that he is a blatant homosexual.

 

[jverne]

For the record, who's pics are more enjoyable, my 2 hot ass chick pics or ZT's like 15-20 ugly skank pics?

EDIT: And also for the record ZT, her pics aren't really photoshopped at all (they probably are a bit), I'll show you some of her other casual-esque pics later. And your pics are also photoshopped to so go wai wit dat.

i'm a mindless whore...so i choose you.

to like ZTs photos i'd have to be a snobby douche


no insult meant...to both of you


here's my pick

i like dark sensual acts (it's called an act right?)...girl must be dark-haired, the more the better.
oh god...i'm sitting in my room with only a table light lit at 3 am, looking at really erotic pics after not jerking off for a long time...it's such an awesome feeling inside...all i need now is some dark ambient music

 

[Emporius]

He buds.

 

[jverne]

Her left knee is ****ed up.


Corp Sheepo posted a picture of nothing and I am therefore confident in my assumption that he is a blatant Asexual.

did i mention i have fetishes for mutants :O


edit: off topic
this is what i'm listening right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQAq...videos/+1-qQAqjB0e1CY&feature=player_embedded

i love this type of music

 

[Crushenator 500]

My post blatantly wins :arms:

 

[Sheepo]

Her left knee is ****ed up.


Corp Sheepo posted a picture of nothing and I am therefore confident in my assumption that he is a blatant Asexual.

IT'S A ****ING DISABILITY YOU PRICK.

 

[Emporius]

I love this one:

 

[Vegeta897]

Jesus christ ZT.

 

[Krynn72]

ZTs post was definitely more in line with what an "artistic nude" means. Dog--'s post was just porn.

Here are a couple contributions with a hefty helping of page streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch.

Spoiler

Last one is artistic because the shoop is awesome.


EDIT: That was even more page stretch than I anticipated so i put em in spoilers.

 

[Dog--]

Are you kidding me? What was different about your last pic and my 2?

Anyways..

Spoiler

You can't tell me this one isn't sexy, ZT

As for the casual-esque not-very-photoshopped-pics I promised ZT..

Spoiler

 

[jverne]

Oh?

i shall be cutting my dick off...right...about....NOW!

 

[selizabeth]

Wait... a girl on hl2.net posting nudes?

Why am I the only one who noticed this post.

What the **** is going on.

I think it means the end is near

 

[Krynn72]

Are you kidding me? What was different about your last pic and my 2?

I said what right in my post. Its a celeb fake thats really good. Its a work of art.


And selezebeth... they said its ok so... you know...

 

[Dog--]

Yes let's get this thing going, sel. This ain't no tea party, THIS THREAD IS ABOUT SOMETHING SO YOU NEED TO CONTRIBUTE, EVERYONE ELSE DID.

 

[selizabeth]

ah fine at least no one can say "tits or gtfo" LOL

 

[Vegeta897]

I can, still, sort of.

Also this is a first for hl2.net.

HISTORY

 

[selizabeth]

sweet, I feel all special and sh*t now!

 

[Acepilotf14]

nipple or gtfo

 

[MJ12]

She's a bragger selizabeth, much more like 6 foot 9.

 

[selizabeth]

it's good, it means that my face will be right at boob level for optimal viewing.

 

[Krynn72]

Oh god... this thread... im having a heart attack.... in my pants...


cant... even stop...using...ellipses...


please continue.

 

[Viperidae]

There is no proof that is really her! I demand evidence! Like faces, and full-frontals!

 

[Captain M4d]

I can tell this is going to be a fun thread.

 

[Krynn72]

Wait a minute!

It'll just turn into a fap fest and arguing over what beauty is.

And then toaster showing up and saying something that indicates she's a lesbian.

This was all a ploy to play with my emotions. I'd bite your feet if I knew where you guys lived.


Anyways, you'll probably have to save the higher res pics and open them in a viewer in order to actually see them because they're too high res:

Spoiler

 

[Naudian]

I can tell this is going to be a fun thread.

From my experience I would say that the fun has been had and that some [strike]jerk[/strike] respectable staff [strike]penis[/strike] member is going to come and close the thread soon.

 

[Captain M4d]

From my experience I would say that the fun has been had and that some [strike]jerk[/strike] respectable staff [strike]penis[/strike] member is going to come and close the thread soon.

Everything I've seen so far is pretty tasteful. Maybe tack NSFW to the thread title and we're golden. Lets make a rule right now though: no erect penii.

 

[Krynn72]

From my experience I would say that the fun has been had and that some [strike]jerk[/strike] respectable staff [strike]penis[/strike] member is going to come and close the thread soon.

Probably Glenn. And then he is going to infraction the shit out of me and i'll be banned again. Hes a jerk.

@ Captain: Not sure if thats fair tbh. Though I doubt many such pictures will be posted since the majority of the community are straight dudes, and i doubt many artistic photographs would include erections. But i still dont think that it could fairly be denied if someone were to find and post such an image, as long as it held some artistic merit.

 

[Viperidae]

Everything I've seen so far is pretty tasteful. Maybe tack NSFW to the thread title and we're golden. Lets make a rule right now though: no erect penii.

How can you live with yourself? Do you avert your eyes every time you take a piss?

I find it hard to believe someone can have a complete aversion to seeing a part of the human anatomy so strongly. The thread is called artistic nudes, not artistic nude women.