Artistic Nudes?

[lefty]

Thread needs more cock.

 

[Krynn72]

The last 3 posters above me are gay for obviously wanting cocks.

 

[Viperidae]

I tend to spring forward on such occasions.

 

[Dog--]

This thread is 6 pages and only like 4 people posted pics.

Get on this you freeloader jackoffs.

 

[mechanicallizard]

bloody freeloaders.

 

[Captain M4d]

How can you live with yourself? Do you avert your eyes every time you take a piss?

I find it hard to believe someone can have a complete aversion to seeing a part of the human anatomy so strongly. The thread is called artistic nudes, not artistic nude women.

Yes, I never look at my pee-pee. It's true. This is why I have vowed to never engage in any sexual activity. The idea of zipping down my pants and looking down is too much to bear.

...

Basically I just proposed a rule that is instated at DeviantArt. I have been lead to believe there is nothing really artistic about an erection, because it is way too much of a sexual object; it's sexual in nature, but I welcome the challenge if you truly believe erected penises can be artistic. Regardless, I invite all the flaccid penises to the party.

And I'm guessing you missed it at the beginning of the thread, but I implied that I have done nude modeling before.

 

[Unfocused]

I love this one:

Ooh, is that a hamburger?

 

[selizabeth]

I gotta say, I agree about the penis thing to some extent. If dA was allowing erect cocks to be posted everywhere that's ALL the site would be full of it. and boobies look nicer than dicks.

lmao.. the only photos that show my face are glamour ones and some other random stuff I've done for photography classes, but since this is for art nudes I'm not posting them

 

[Vegeta897]

Who asked for your face.

 

[Eejit]

Viper did fool.

Krynn no nudes from you pls, don't like knots.

 

[Vegeta897]

Viper did fool.

Am I talking to you!?

Krynn no nudes from you pls, don't like knots.

I lol'd.

 

[Dog--]

The **** is a knot?

Do I even want to know this?

 

[MJ12]

The **** is a knot?

Do I even want to know this?

Uhm...

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[alpha incipiens]

Basically I just proposed a rule that is instated at DeviantArt. I have been lead to believe there is nothing really artistic about an erection, because it is way too much of a sexual object; it's sexual in nature, but I welcome the challenge if you truly believe erected penises can be artistic. Regardless, I invite all the flaccid penises to the party.

By what definition must art be non-sexual for it to truly be art? I say it's pretty restricting to claim that all pictures portraying blatantly sexual subjects are limited to the realms of pornography. For example, Japanese wood block paintings (ukiyo-e) from the Edo period had a special genre called shunga; these painting were not regarded as offensive and really had no stigma about them. They weren't just reserved for the lower classes, either, and most ukiyo-e artists created some kind of shunga at some point.

I'm a fan of Edo period aesthetics, and I think that shunga is particularly interesting for its subject matter. Don't click the spoiler unless you are prepared for Japan.

Spoiler

Lesbians!

Faggets!

Straight people!

Japan! (Probably the most commonly circulated shunga image)

 

[Vegeta897]

I prefer kinbaku.

 

[alpha incipiens]

Oooh, kinbaku can be gorgeous if done well and photographed nicely.

(warning: bondage in spoiler tags, don't click unless you are prepared for japan)

Spoiler

 

[Eejit]

You sick sick dog.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

I would be interested in contributing myself as an art piece

 

[bbson john]

Artistic nudity is just another excuse for porn. Much like anthropology.

 

[lefty]

Artistic nudity is just another excuse for porn. Much like anthropology.

What, are you saying every instance of a naked body ever is pornography? When you take a shower do you feel like a dirty little ho?

 

[Captain M4d]

Artistic nudity is just another excuse for porn. Much like anthropology.

Just because you jack off to everything, doesn't make it porn.

 

[Krynn72]

When you take a shower do you feel like a dirty little ho?

Well thats not fair. He is a ho.

 

[bbson john]

When you take a shower do you feel like a dirty little ho?

I won't call my showering a kind of artistic nudity. You?

Anyway, people don't appreciate my joke.

 

[ktimekiller]

less talk, more nudes

 

[Krynn72]

Less telling people to talk less, more artistic nudes.

 

[Dog--]

Google to the rescue!

Spoiler

By the way, ZT, I remember we had an argument about curves before, that last picture is a woman who is NOT FAT OR CHUBBY and she has SEXY curves.

 

[Sheepo]

Her ass is ridiculous. And I don't think we ever said a woman had to be chubby, just not unattractively skinny. And we're right.

 

[Krynn72]

 

[Rizzo]

selizabeth may have created history at hl2.net, but is still a newfag and should gtfo. We don't take kindly to your types 'round here.

 

[Vegeta897]

Krynn, repost plox.

 

[Krynn72]

repost what?

 

[Vegeta897]

 

[Dog--]

I see the pic, you homo.

 

[Captain M4d]

selizabeth may have created history at hl2.net, but is still a newfag and should gtfo. We don't take kindly to your types 'round here.

I hear she sports a mean flamethrower.

 

[Sheepo]

I see the pic, you homo.

I don't

 

[Krynn72]

Oh, it was still working for me. ****ing photobucket is shit at censoring. I've had way worse shit in my account than that. I already deleted it off my computer so its gone forever. But I had cropped the last pic Dog posted, and made a side by side comparison to a pair of truck nuts (ie: testicles). Her hips make her ass look like balls.

 

[Dog--]

It still works for me, though.

 

[Naudian]

I even cleared firefox cache and it still works for me...HMM

 

[Krynn72]

Hmm, I wonder if Dog-- ever pirates anything?