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Hey

To play, answer the question from the previous poster, and write a stupid question yourself. Just remember this is the HL2 forum, please don't stray too far off topic.

I will start:

How do helicopters carry soooo many bombs?
 
taviow said:
Hey

To play, answer the question from the previous poster, and write a stupid question yourself. Just remember this is the HL2 forum, please don't stray too far off topic.

I will start:

How do helicopters carry soooo many bombs?
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Post a stupid thread, in a stupid place, and get it locked! Play now!!!

Wait - you are already playing that one...

* No forum games.

* This is the "HL2" questions section, not the "post random crap that has nothing to do with HL2" section. Although you did seem to acknowledge that, yet ignore it anyway...

* Pretty stupid idea for a "game".
 
Really? Oh I'm really sorry then. I won't do this again. <waits for thread to be locked>
 
Shasta said:
Post a stupid thread, in a stupid place, and get it locked! Play now!!!

Wait - you are already playing that one...

* No forum games.

* This is the "HL2" questions section, not the "post random crap that has nothing to do with HL2" section. Although you did seem to acknowledge that, yet ignore it anyway...

* Pretty stupid idea for a "game".
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Well... Actually... It's kind of a funny idea, and sense this HL2 forum is all about half-life 2, and not just questions for it, I do also believe he meant stupid questions about hl2... but I could be wrong. :/
 
They have a PORTAL INSIDE!!

Why do Vortigaunts have that 3rd arm.....:|
 
Van Halen said:
Well... Actually... It's kind of a funny idea, and sense this HL2 forum is all about half-life 2, and not just questions for it, I do also believe he meant stupid questions about hl2... but I could be wrong. :/
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Yes, it is a game about asking funny questions then getting funny answers about Half Life 2. You could ask about anything, like things that make no sense in the game. Like the helicopter bombs. Then someone would give you a funny answer to your question. So it's all about having fun, not much seriousness, and complaining about "your question makes no sense!".

Sorry for the bad english, I hope everyone understands.
 
A: To hold their drink while they zap their burrito for lunch.

Q: Is there a forum where this thread can stay? Perhaps a mod can move it?
 
A: This doesn't seem so bad. It's not so much a forum game as 'smartarseanswers thread', except it's much more upfront about it.
 
I'm not seeing any trouble with the thread, so long as this doesn't turn too spammish people might actually learn something.
Shasta, don't be a douche.

-I assume the helicopter bombs are inflatable, given that they float. Increased surface area makes 'em more likely to get hit, and detonate.

-The third arm was used for eating in the first game, if I remember correctly.


How do poison headcrabs want to mind-control living people, why do they have poison that does nothing except increase the chance of instant-death?
 
In other people, the poison will cause paralysis to allow headcrabs to climb aboard and take control of the host. Gordy has his suit and can't get "crabbed", but can still get killed by the headcrabs.
 
99.vikram said:
Why would anyone pose for that infamous Goatse pic?
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And already the "this is a stupid, bad idea" prophesy is fulfilled. But please, don't stop just because I said it was silly...

...I'm SURE you'll prove me wrong.

*cough*
 
Why the hell are trained Combine soldiers been taken down so easily by the equivalent of an insurgent with an AK47?
 
Because Gordon Freeman is the Messiah.

Why are there INDESTRUCTABLE WOODEN DOORS, the BANE of EVERY SOCIETY, still present?
 
Because we don't have a Kick key.

Where did the weapons from Half-Life 1 go after they were deemed government property?
 
Rabarber said:
Because we don't have a Kick key.

Where did the weapons from Half-Life 1 go after they were deemed government property?
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G.man kept them in his suitcase so that they could be developed into newer models, and then he left the newer models in random places that happen to be the exact place Gordon was going... :D

Why is shasta being a dick? ;)

Okay, real question

Wtf happened to the alien grunts?
 
Van_Halen said:
Wtf happened to the alien grunts?
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They got swept under the carpet of death along with the controllers, and of course, the big baby that is the nihlanth.
Any surviving grunts were simply too stupid to survive the portal storms.

Where did all the gargs go? (I am greatly sadened by there abscence from hl2)
 
Piers89 said:
They got swept under the carpet of death along with the controllers, and of course, the big baby that is the nihlanth.
Any surviving grunts were simply too stupid to survive the portal storms.

Where did all the gargs go? (I am greatly sadened by there abscence from hl2)
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Buttraped to death

How big is Gordon's cock?
 
7 inches


LIMP


highlight^^^

Can Kliener's bald head bring down choppers from the glare?
 
Yes. That's why scanners don't go near him.

How long has Gordon been addicted to HEV morphine?
 
Sence his first jump off that huge cliff... Ahh that was a good time... OHH... Right... :|

Why are the combine soldiers so dumb as to run right into the middle of a firefight?
 
Mechano-testicles.

Why was that metrocop standing there, waiting to tell someone to "pick up that can"?
 
HE'S REALLY REALLY BORED.

What's with the streets that end behind walls?
 
Because the biozeminades are beyond those walls.

Why was Lazlo the greatest mind of our generation?
 
He discovered you couldn't walk on sand. Too late, sadly.

Where's James, the resistance soldier?
 
I got two good ones (sorry if they have been asked)

1. Why do the poison zombies chuckle when they are injured or die?

2. if DOG could tear open metal doors and hurtle a bus into a group of combine, then why couldn't he break apart that pile of rubble that colapsed, thus making you go to Ravenholm?
 
1. It's funny.
2. It would have torn the ship apart, captain!

Why did the headcrab cross the road?
 
ship?! whatcha talkin' bout foo! I am talkin bout black mesa east!
 
yoyoyo, b boy, it was a silly expression that had relevance to the situation, nigga. BME's the ship, yo. If DOG had pulled on the rubble, it probably would have pulled down more rubble and possibly injured/killed Gordon and Alyx.
 
Psh, it's still more logical to pull out some rubble than to go through a zombie infested town!

Alright, I got more questions
1. If the antlions feel your vibrations when you step on the sand, then how could they not feel the vibration when you step on something as thin as a piece of metal roofing?

2. Why are all the fast zombies skinless?

3. Why didn't you face any of those Shark looking aliens in any of the numerous aquatic areas in HL2??
 
zombieturtle01 said:
1. If the antlions feel your vibrations when you step on the sand, then how could they not feel the vibration when you step on something as thin as a piece of metal roofing?
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Probably because the object spreads out the player's weight and/or absorbs/insulates it.
 
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