Aw shit!

2 weeks old. I've been singing this with my friends all the time lately.
 
I just jizzed in my pants. That was cool beans.
 
Not nearly as catchy as Jizzed in My Pants.
 
I hate this ****ing song because the biggest ****ing moron at work played it over and over and over again for 3 days straight. I hate him so god damn much and now im in a horrible mood. Thanks a lot Mellish! :angry:
 
Wat. I could only remember the 'open a window' line from Jizzed, this is far more catchy.

Whattt?? There are so many awesome lines in that one.
You didn't even remember

"I need a few things from the grocery,
I do things alone now mostly-"

"To be fair you were flirting a lot
And the way you bag cans
Got me bothered a knot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm going to pay by check"

"Last week, I saw-er a film,
as I recall it was a HORROR film
Walked outside into the rain
Looked at my phone
and saw you rang-"
 
There are a lot of good lines, but not many that I would remember specifically after hearing the song once, like this one.


Edit: At the turtle mother****er
 
Whattt?? There are so many awesome lines in that one.
You didn't even remember

"I need a few things from the grocery,
I do things alone now mostly-"

"To be fair you were flirting a lot
And the way you bag cans
Got me bothered a knot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing
I'm going to pay by check"

"Last week, I saw-er a film,
as I recall it was a HORROR film
Walked outside into the rain
Looked at my phone
and saw you rang-"
Wait..wait....did you not read through that when you copy/pasted? WTF does "Bothered a knot" mean? I hope you know he says "Bothered and Hot".
 
Well I didn't particularl-...

It means to Bother One's Knot.
 
I lol'ed at "Bothered a knot".
My favourite bit out of Jizzed is the awesome final bit:
"I jizz right in my pants,
when you're lying next to me,
and when we're holding hands,
it's like having sex to me"
So hilarious and the tune is great.

It still doesn't beat the boat though, I'm afraid.
 
Pretty old but still awesome. I prefer Jizz in my pants 10 times over this.
 
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