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Farrowlesparrow said:
Thats the dumbest idea I've heard since sending all the criminals to Australia was fasionable.

Transport all the scum too America, not from...that is, unless they make room for us to live in the US.
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They tried something similar with rats in the sewers of LA(? not sure).
There was a huge problem with rats they were infesting the sewers. So they imported alot of foreign rats which were "tougher" and bred more than the ones in the sewers, The tougher rats would kill the weaker ones and breed like crazy, After a few months there was too much competition and the foreign rats got diseases, leading to a rather severe drop in the rat population. Though I dont think this will work so well with people.
 
Kommie said:
They tried something similar with rats in the sewers of LA(? not sure).
There was a huge problem with rats they were infesting the sewers. So they imported alot of foreign rats which were "tougher" and bred more than the ones in the sewers, The tougher rats would kill the weaker ones and breed like crazy, After a few months there was too much competition and the foreign rats got diseases, leading to a rather severe drop in the rat population. Though I dont think this will work so well with people.
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Heheh... if only.... :p
 
marksmanHL2 :) said:
Heheh... if only.... :p
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Ship them all off to Los Angeles, drop them into one of the gang hotspots and staple a "i love the Village People" tshirts to their skinny arses.

But the best thing to do is to just run for it, even if it is just one on one, the scum could have Aids, Hiv or a knife.
 
ComradeBadger said:
Heh. This happened a few years ago, when we were a bit younger and stupid:

My mate, was walking through the rec, it was dark, and a few chavs came up to him, threatening to stab him if he didn't hand over his phone and wallet.

My mate, cool as a mofo, whipped out a replica Desert Eagle, and just looked at them. They ran like **** :p

Very stupid, but rather funny nonetheless.

I don't tend to get any trouble, as a group we don't get any trouble. We know some of the alright chavs who are proper hard nuts so it's all good :)
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haha thats awesome..!! To really top it off he should have started reading Eziekel 25:17 like in Pulp Fiction..
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Pulling out a knife on a group of people is not the best idea you can have...You're right saying he was lucky to have not been stabbed. A lot of people would have been spiteful enough to do so. Not sure what I would do because I wasn't in his situation, but perhaps I would just run away. It depends on how big they were I suppose. Most of the time I just stay out of trouble anyway, because I know the streets enough and...I dunno, maybe its something about the way I look and walk. People just don't try anything. Its not like I look particually "hard" though.

I don't worry about it. I just know that nothing is gonna happen...:p
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Yes you do, i saw your pic in the gentelmans only pics thread and you look like a cocky gangster form a Guy Ritchy movie
 
Ok, so for Christmas I'm buying him a Tommy Gun :p
 
Druckles said:
We're talking about Manchester - Moss Side, most of the other places are fine :p. I wouldn't want to compare it to New York :rolleyes:
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Ah I see, I thought you were talking about things in general. Sorry :)
 
h00dlum said:
haha thats awesome..!! To really top it off he should have started reading Eziekel 25:17 like in Pulp Fiction..
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That's the kind of thing he'd do.

:|
 
Grey Fox said:
Yes you do, i saw your pic in the gentelmans only pics thread and you look like a cocky gangster form a Guy Ritchy movie
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Cocky or cockny? :O

I still can't believe you think I look like on of them :LOL:
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Thats the dumbest idea I've heard since sending all the criminals to Australia was fasionable.

Transport all the scum too America, not from...that is, unless they make room for us to live in the US.
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No, it's not stupid. Send them over there on say a month long timeframe, and show all these immitation tough guys what gang life is really like. They'll realize "wow, we're just a bunch of English pussies" and smarten up and maybe take off those hats with the plaid designs.
 
Dude FLS I just saw that pic in the "post pictures of your desktop thread"
you are uber gangster, and not just a normal one, you look like those that really enjoy cutting people up. You are like the modern day Jack the ripper cocky gangster.
 
"Nah! Give mi all ya money or all cut ya up! Come on den! Ya startin? Wha' ya sayin about ma mum? I'll bang you out anyday!"

And it goes on
 
Druckles said:
"Nah! Give mi all ya money or all cut ya up! Come on den! Ya startin? Wha' ya sayin about ma mum? I'll bang you out anyday!"

And it goes on
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Yup.... pretty much it.


One of em started on my mate last year and my mate got really fed up after a while and just said:
"You're inbred"


The chav replies:
"What, what the **** does that mean. What you trying to say?!"

My mate:
"I'm saying you're inbred"

Chav:
"what the **** does that mean you ****ing twat!"

Mate proceeds to explain in detail....



Chav:
"What you mean?"


Minute later..:

Chav hits my mate.

My mate:
"Owww!!! That really hurt!

Oh wait... it didnt! :naughty: "
 
lol, by now I wouldve smacked him one and laid him unconcious
 
My freind was a party, pulled a knife out at these 3 guys ( some odd reason)...after that he hid up in a tree.....what alcohol can do to you -_-
 
Razor said:
Ship them all off to Los Angeles, drop them into one of the gang hotspots and staple a "i love the Village People" tshirts to their skinny arses.

But the best thing to do is to just run for it, even if it is just one on one, the scum could have Aids, Hiv or a knife.
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razor mate you cant contract aids because aids is a follow on form hiv ( hiv is the virus whihc lies doromnt until it activates and becoes aids!)
uber harsh EDIT :
(so thusly they could ahve hiv and u eventually would contract aids and comit suicide( i would))
 
Nah, I would go spread it around and try and kill as many people as possible :whistle: - but there's a law against that :p
 
Yeah some guy got arrested for having unprotected sex with a women and passing on the HIV he knew he had, and not telling her over here.
Anyway, stop derailing the thread.
More Scally Bashing Please :D
 
oldagerocker said:
Yeah some guy got arrested for having unprotected sex with a women and passing on the HIV he knew he had, and not telling her over here.
Anyway, stop derailing the thread.
More Scally Bashing Please :D
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I'm goin out with my sixth form tonight and apparently the chavs/scallys/whatevers are gona cause trouble later on when everyones drunk.

Only I aint gona be drunk this time.. I cant bloody afford it for starters! :p



So I'll tell you what happens. :)
 
woo! hard scalls meet drunk 6th formers

wonder what the outcome will be :ninja: - if it were me, I would buy HL2 and take out my amazingly realistic crowbar and start hitting them with it. Then watch as the blood purs out realistically and in the actual place you hit them. Then I might hit them a few times in different places to test out the Havoc graphics. After they're dead (I'll throw them around with my strange throwy-around-random-objects-gun and see how far they can fall till they die) Ill burn them just to watch the amazingly produced flames. Then Ill put all the other scallies onto the fire and watch them burn
 
Druckles said:
woo! hard scalls meet drunk 6th formers

wonder what the outcome will be :ninja: - if it were me, I would buy HL2 and take out my amazingly realistic crowbar and start hitting them with it. Then watch as the blood purs out realistically and in the actual place you hit them. Then I might hit them a few times in different places to test out the Havoc graphics. After they're dead (I'll throw them around with my strange throwy-around-random-objects-gun and see how far they can fall till they die) Ill burn them just to watch the amazingly produced flames. Then Ill put all the other scallies onto the fire and watch them burn
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In case anyone thinks the sixth form will be a push over. There are about 200 + of us.... :)

Thats gota count for somthing. Also... some of the rugby players are massive and downright scary! :p
 
I assumed there would be... that's why I wondered what the outcome would be :) - take your flamethrowers ;)
 
Pfft Marky, you know what happened to me the other night :|

NOT GOOD. Don't really want to talk about it, but it was proper scary.
 
you 6th form might not be pushovers, but you are complete lightweights ;)






















(just kidding!)
 
lol, 6th form next year - losts of long nights and boozing
 
Chavs sound like a bunch-o-pussies

Like it was said, US gangs would totally own the Brit ones.
 
they are pussies, but the law and sheer number of them doesnt usualy mean you can protect yourself all that well.
 
oldagerocker said:
they are pussies, but the law and sheer number of them doesnt usualy mean you can protect yourself all that well.
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Run em down with a car, show them who's boss
 
ComradeBadger said:
Pfft Marky, you know what happened to me the other night :|

NOT GOOD. Don't really want to talk about it, but it was proper scary.
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Errr, do you mean the thing with your mate and his replica?. gona have to tell me on msn. (I have a memory like a sive) Hope it wasnt too bad..




Oh and yeah, I know that they normally have the number advantage. But that just aint gona be the case this time. Plus Ive been taught the self defence laws so many times at various places that I know not to do anything stupid. I can also protect myself pretty good If I aint too drunk....

Oh and lol at "US gangs would totally own the Brit ones" :p

I love the competition, its basically "Our scum are worse than yours so there!!! :p"


:p
 
It's what you get for trying to take our colonies

bastards
 
Yes, I agree - America's scum are worse than our's

But what does that say of America itself?

...
 
Oh...I still don't understand...but that doesn't matter.

Our scum > your scum :p
 
sixth form is where us english chaps go about getting slightly higher education ( it is the 2 years we do before going to university! )

int he first year of the 2 AS levels are undertaken and then in the seccond year you follow on these AS levels to A2 levels :/

confusing be shud just have a levels and o levels
 
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