Dux
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Bahaha. Life sure does know how to turn and bite you in the balls sometimes.
Monday: Arrise, feel like shit, watch the morning news. Leave for work feeling very ill. Come back feeling as if I'd been hit by a 10 tone Truck, take 2 large pain killers.
Turn on PC, decide to have bit of a retro night. Proceed to open up Dungeon Keeper Gold. Installs, try to run. Gives me a nice error. 15 minutes later still doesen't want to know. Un - install. Attempt to install Quake 3, crashes on 7% installation. Starting to get mad. Un - Install. Pick up Deus Ex. Install. New Game > Run > ERROR! FATAL ERROR thiserrormessageisenoughtomakeeinsteinfallover. Light up ciggarete. Go for long walk.
Tuesday: Back from work, start up PC. Hard Drive has decided to crash. Phone my friendly PC Repair man for new Hard Drive. Not home untill Thursday. Fist sized hole now now in Bedroom Door.
Wednesday: Dying of Flu, arrive home. Enjoy possibly the most boring day of my life. **** all on TV. Cursed British Terestrial TV. Open Fridge, remove Vodka.
Thursday: Hardly any sleep, unplug PC. Take it down to replace Hard Drive. 4 hours later Hard Drive resonably saved. 80% copied to new Hard Drive. £100 out of pocket. Arrive home, can't remember my Dial - Up number. Two large fist sized holes now in Bedroom Door.
Go to work, boss happens to use same ISP. Am kindly given ISP helpline Number. Inhale fumes for several hours. Arrive home, take lots of pain killers. Then got drunk. Pass out, wake up many hours later feeling like Death. Vomit. Take pain killers.
Possibly not the worst week of my Life, but it ranks up in the top 5.
Monday: Arrise, feel like shit, watch the morning news. Leave for work feeling very ill. Come back feeling as if I'd been hit by a 10 tone Truck, take 2 large pain killers.
Turn on PC, decide to have bit of a retro night. Proceed to open up Dungeon Keeper Gold. Installs, try to run. Gives me a nice error. 15 minutes later still doesen't want to know. Un - install. Attempt to install Quake 3, crashes on 7% installation. Starting to get mad. Un - Install. Pick up Deus Ex. Install. New Game > Run > ERROR! FATAL ERROR thiserrormessageisenoughtomakeeinsteinfallover. Light up ciggarete. Go for long walk.
Tuesday: Back from work, start up PC. Hard Drive has decided to crash. Phone my friendly PC Repair man for new Hard Drive. Not home untill Thursday. Fist sized hole now now in Bedroom Door.
Wednesday: Dying of Flu, arrive home. Enjoy possibly the most boring day of my life. **** all on TV. Cursed British Terestrial TV. Open Fridge, remove Vodka.
Thursday: Hardly any sleep, unplug PC. Take it down to replace Hard Drive. 4 hours later Hard Drive resonably saved. 80% copied to new Hard Drive. £100 out of pocket. Arrive home, can't remember my Dial - Up number. Two large fist sized holes now in Bedroom Door.
Go to work, boss happens to use same ISP. Am kindly given ISP helpline Number. Inhale fumes for several hours. Arrive home, take lots of pain killers. Then got drunk. Pass out, wake up many hours later feeling like Death. Vomit. Take pain killers.
Possibly not the worst week of my Life, but it ranks up in the top 5.
