Balloon Swallow...

no way....! i have actually seen this show on the playboy channel once, it's called Night Calls or something, there was a chick that could... ehm.. squirt.... eh..... stuff..... out.....
and yes, as i was posting this i was sure you all wanted to hear about my porn habbits! :LOL:
 
Seriously.. wtf was he talking about?
Vagina? Wtf would she shoot out of her vagina?
 
Ikerous said:
Seriously.. wtf was he talking about?
Vagina? Wtf would she shoot out of her vagina?
I think "stfu" would make a good place here ;) To everyone. :D
 
That had to be fake. I mean, the length of the thing would press down into her stomach, which would press against her stomach preventing a full swallow(you could hear the gulp). And we also see that she giggles and stuff requiring air through the throat, which would not be possible with the thing being wide enough to completely block the bronchial tube. Thats my take on it anyways.
 
Raziaar said:
That had to be fake. I mean, the length of the thing would press down into her stomach, which would press against her stomach preventing a full swallow(you could hear the gulp). And we also see that she giggles and stuff requiring air through the throat, which would not be possible with the thing being wide enough to completely block the bronchial tube. Thats my take on it anyways.

Its the playboy channel (Or somthing like that) Its not discovery. Its most likely fake, and if it is, the kind of people who are watching are too stupid to notice, or dont care.
 
Raziaar said:
That had to be fake. I mean, the length of the thing would press down into her stomach, which would press against her stomach preventing a full swallow(you could hear the gulp). And we also see that she giggles and stuff requiring air through the throat, which would not be possible with the thing being wide enough to completely block the bronchial tube. Thats my take on it anyways.

She was probably deepthroating it.
 
Ritz said:
Its the playboy channel (Or somthing like that) Its not discovery. Its most likely fake, and if it is, the kind of people who are watching are too stupid to notice, or dont care.

When did I say it was the discovery channel, smartass? lol. Are you making fun of me because I went in depth with my own opinion on the matter?
 
Bad^Hat said:
She was probably deepthroating it.

I'm saying this out of common sense, not personal experience :E

Its kind of hard to deep throat something that is longer than the length between your stomach and the exiting point of your mouth, and have it be completely out of sight. Something like a baloon would'nt be able to coil inside of her stomach allowing the additional length to go in. Common sense!
 
She might of ate some pins before doing the tricks, so when the bolloon got there it would blow up and just be a harmless bit of plastic inside her, that and the pins.

Would'nt surprize me, she seemed stupid enough...
 
To quote Chandler: It's like porno for clowns!
 
Ikerous said:
Seriously.. wtf was he talking about?
Vagina? Wtf would she shoot out of her vagina?
yes he was and... you need some more sex education dude! :naughty:
 
SupremePain said:
yes he was and... you need some more sex education dude! :naughty:

I didn't know ping pong balls were such a common fetish.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
female ejaculation.

you said it... and yeah I can't believe that's real - baloon is too long basically. It seemed too easy as well. The throat isn't even that wide.
 
we11er said:
you said it... and yeah I can't believe that's real - baloon is too long basically. It seemed too easy as well. The throat isn't even that wide.
it can curl up inside the stomach, the balloon is not a rigid object. whether it's fake or not, the feat is not that remarkable.
 
I really don't think you could get it to curl up in the stomach.
 
Timmy, remember its full of air, to curl up inside it would need alot of force...

*Slap* YOU FREAKING IDIOT... I'll CUT YOU!. :)
 
Ritz said:
Timmy, remember its full of air, to curl up inside it would need alot of force...

*Slap* YOU FREAKING IDIOT... I'll CUT YOU!. :)

Which would completely rupture the stomach with the amount of force you'd need to apply to get it to curl in an area as small as your fist pretty much.
 
Can someone make that a 48x48 gif so I can use that as a buddy icon for AIM? Just the balloon going in, halfway in and then gone...or whatever works best.
 
Ritz said:
*Slap* YOU FREAKING IDIOT... I'll CUT YOU!. :)
is this the s3x0rz i've heard so much about?

listen ppl, it's not that hard, some of the balloon curled up in her stomach, the rest is in her esophagus. deepthroating is not the end of the world. nor is sword swallowing. balloon swallowing is however, so panic now, panic hard.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
is this the s3x0rz i've heard so much about?

listen ppl, it's not that hard, some of the balloon curled up in her stomach, the rest is in her esophagus. deepthroating is not the end of the world. nor is sword swallowing. balloon swallowing is however, so panic now, panic hard.

Man, timmy, you are so gullibe =P
 
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