Barnacles and Headcrabs

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well,I love watching headcrabs jump into the tongue of a barnacle,but I realized something,the body doesn't fall to the ground,so,where does it go?
the barnacle didn't eat the bird it killed in the beginning
 
Duh. Headcrabs are SO tasty, it doesn't want to lose any of the headcrab.
 
Barnacles only really eat headcrabs. It's the only thing they're biolically suited to eat. They just pick everything else up and taste it.
 
Barnacles only really eat headcrabs. It's the only thing they're biolically suited to eat. They just pick everything else up and taste it.

Taste it with it's amazingly sharp teeth...
 
Holy shit can you imagine a barnacle zombie!?
 
Can you imagine the french kisses a barnacle zombie would give?
 
Imagine a zombie zombie zombying out of a zombie barnacle...cooler
 
imagine a zombie zombying a poison zombie with a zombie barnacle...coolest
 
Imagine a Headcrab zombying a Gordon Freeman zombying an Alyx Zombying a cow being sodomized by a zombied farmer.

:|
 
It's a zombie pornography! Choking Barnacles and sodomy! The kind of shit you get on your Breencasts!
 
Omg... I got lost in there somewhere with a zombie...
 
i wish toll booth willie wasnt such a perv... i hate the world... i want something to eat it someday... nah... maybe just little shits like willie... are you a porn addict? i just want to know... you know just so i can make a national geographic documentary on the dumbass in his natural habitat? *sigh* is nothing sacred? :(
 
Headcrabs eat whatever was on their planet with human-shaped heads, or the like.
 
Now I tell you guys what would totally pwan... A zombie vortigaunt!
 
a zombie combine. A Zombine! wait! its takin by gordon's woman
 
i wish toll booth willie wasnt such a perv... i hate the world... i want something to eat it someday... nah... maybe just little shits like willie... are you a porn addict? i just want to know... you know just so i can make a national geographic documentary on the dumbass in his natural habitat? *sigh* is nothing sacred? :(

why no like willie?
 
im not going into this... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... the world sucks and i dont like much of anybody anymore...
 
Now I tell you guys what would totally pwan... A zombie vortigaunt!
That would be disturbing, yet awesome. Instead of attempting to maul you and cave your head in with its claws, it would spout incoherent Vombie wisdom at you in broken sentence fragments until your brain can no longer handle attempting to piece it all together, thus killing you.

im not going into this... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... i am good i am kind i am virtuous... the world sucks and i dont like much of anybody anymore...
Chill dude. It's all good.
 
That would be disturbing, yet awesome. Instead of attempting to maul you and cave your head in with its claws, it would spout incoherent Vombie wisdom at you in broken sentence fragments until your brain can no longer handle attempting to piece it all together, thus killing you.
oh yea wisdom such as th legend of GURGRAGARGLARSLE GRUNTPUNT MOOOAAAAAN URNGHRAHG!
 
How could a Gonarch, that which produces Headcrabs, be coupled with a headcrab when it doesn't even have a head??
 
Gonarch IS a headcrab. So that means err... umm, I got confused. A headcrab headcrab could be awesome! Apparently Gonarch would smash a headcrab with a jump.
 
Well, essentially the Headcrabs, being a parasitic life form, would couple with a host. We all know this, blah blah, yes but however, I like to think of it this way: Headcrab latches host (anything sentient, and large enough to sustain) Zombie finds prey and neutralizes them so other headcrabs can manifest them. After a critical mass, one morphs into a Gonarch. The Gonarch creates headcrabs, and starts the process all over again. Now, the Barnacles, including Headcrabs, native to Xen, could be "animals" to the Vortigaunts, being the dominant species of Xen. We all know that the zombies eat Humans, Headcrabs, Combine, (antlions, however I think they just explode like in HL1 barnacle) Seeing this, I would assume the Barnacle, obviously being a carnivore would consume anything edible to its dietary system. But, but the biggest question of all, HOW in the world does a barnacle ever appear anywhere within the world.....WHAT???
 
Well, essentially the Headcrabs, being a parasitic life form, would couple with a host. We all know this, blah blah, yes but however, I like to think of it this way: Headcrab latches host (anything sentient, and large enough to sustain) Zombie finds prey and neutralizes them so other headcrabs can manifest them. After a critical mass, one morphs into a Gonarch. The Gonarch creates headcrabs, and starts the process all over again. Now, the Barnacles, including Headcrabs, native to Xen, could be "animals" to the Vortigaunts, being the dominant species of Xen. We all know that the zombies eat Humans, Headcrabs, Combine, (antlions, however I think they just explode like in HL1 barnacle) Seeing this, I would assume the Barnacle, obviously being a carnivore would consume anything edible to its dietary system. But, but the biggest question of all, HOW in the world does a barnacle ever appear anywhere within the world.....WHAT???
Spores, larval form that climbs and latches onto a flat surface. Anything.
 
Well, I'm going to have to change my theory based on the fact that, I don't know for a fact that Xen is the home world of the Vortigaunts, however, I strongly believe that the Headcrabs and Barnacles are still native.
 
Xen is NOT the homeworld of the Vortigaunts!!!!!!
Xen is the border world that the Vorts FLED to
no where does it state(except for a few dipshits) that Xen is the Homeworld of the Vortigaunt!
 
Xen is NOT the homeworld of the Vortigaunts!!!!!!
Xen is the border world that the Vorts FLED to
no where does it state(except for a few dipshits) that Xen is the Homeworld of the Vortigaunt!

I like you. You're right.
 
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