Best way to deal with the worst possible rumor imaginable

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At school (yes, I know, I go to school), people keep saying that I made this girl pregnant, even though there is abosolutely no evidence whatsoever that i did, and it's really getting to me, since they're so damn incessant, and I counted how many times I heard it, and it turns out, I heard it about...
3,952 times. Any serious ideas would be appreciated.

PS. To answer your question, no, I didn't make her pregnant.
 
How do girls get pregnant now that the subject has been brought up?
 
admit to it...whats the worst that could happen?
 
I wanna know how it started. Did you **** her? 'Cuz if you ****ed her, and now she's pregnant, you're gonna look real guilty.
 
The way to solve any rumor is to laugh it off as nothing, take it with pride. Sometimes me and my friend will make up rumors about ourselves just for kicks, it's awesome to see how people believe ANYTHING.
Once the people realize you don't care, then they don't care.

One time we got a day off because it was so cold outside, but I spread a rumor that two "night-shift janitors" had frozen to death and that's why they had to cancel school, because the ordeal was just to much. I said they found the two janitors in a closet huddled together for warmth, dead.
And guess what, THEY BELIEVED ME! :D !!!

Me and my friend plan to spread a rumor that me and him have been secret gay lovers for the past four years even though he is completely straight.
 
Que-Ever said:
That shit's really irritating.
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What I said? How so?
Because me and my friends spread rediculous but completely harmless rumors, and watch how stupid people completely believe them?

Our school is just full of a bunch of rich snobby hypocritcal Christians, so theres no way I am going to feel guilty for something like that.
High School is f*cking boring, it's stuff like that which makes High School enjoyable.
Last years of your life you can get away with fun rediculous crap in a formal setting, might as well take it.
Obviously it's good to be cautious, and it's also good not to sleep with a random chick that probably gets around a lot from the sounds of it...
 
Higlac said:
Get her pregnant.
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Yes, I agree with that, it's a great idea. It will evolve from the worst possible rumor imaginable to the worst possible situation imaginable. Try it.:thumbs:
 
meh, it's not a rumor anymore, it's true!
 
Just calmly explain the truth to the people who ask. Eventually they'll realize that they're being idiots, and shut up. Same thing happened with me and my ex.

Just curious, but are you to together or what?
 
Now, I don't think that's really the worst possible rumor imaginable. If the rumor was that you killed 3 people, tried to rob a bank and was prison for 7 years it would be a lot worse.
 
People at school always used to make fun of me cause they thought I was gay.

reason: My brother's gay, and everyone knew it in this podunk town I live in.

They wouldn't come up front about it, but they did say stuff like "Hey, Chad, looking good in them tight pants!" and snicker, even though I was wearing baggy pants, they were just being assholes. Best way to deal with it, remind yourself that you don't give a damn what these assholes think. I mean, really, once you grow up, how often will you see those people? Not too often I'd wager, so just live with it. not like it's going to effect you in the long run, they're just bored with their lonely pointless lives, so they pick on you for fun. Just tell em' to **** off, and be done with it. It's that simple. :D
 
Tell them you also got you chemistry and math teacher pregnate too.. ;)
 
GordonFreeman911 said:
Didn't I just say that I didn't?

I didn't in case I never said that.
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You might have. Sorry.

zombieturtle01 said:
What I said? How so?
Because me and my friends spread rediculous but completely harmless rumors, and watch how stupid people completely believe them?

Our school is just full of a bunch of rich snobby hypocritcal Christians, so theres no way I am going to feel guilty for something like that.
High School is f*cking boring, it's stuff like that which makes High School enjoyable.
Last years of your life you can get away with fun rediculous crap in a formal setting, might as well take it.
Obviously it's good to be cautious, and it's also good not to sleep with a random chick that probably gets around a lot from the sounds of it...
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Yes, what you said, but it's ok if you're doing it to like, snobs. But at my school, where people talk about their personal lives non-freaking-stop, it gets irritating. Even just making crap up doesn't help.

C'mon, we're all teenagers, we don't have worthwhile lives yet :|
 
GordonFreeman911 said:
At school (yes, I know, I go to school), people keep saying that I made this girl pregnant, even though there is abosolutely no evidence whatsoever that i did, and it's really getting to me, since they're so damn incessant, and I counted how many times I heard it, and it turns out, I heard it about...
3,952 times. Any serious ideas would be appreciated.

PS. To answer your question, no, I didn't make her pregnant.
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Make no appearance of showing ANY sort of concern of what others say. If you know what the truth is, then why should you be concerned of what others gossip about? Gossip is not dangerous unless you let it affect you. So don't - let them talk. Something else will come around or it'll just die eventually.
 
Get caught having sex with a man. that'll make em think your gay, and they will forget that you got her pregnant.
 
This brings many lolz to me. I don't get what's so bad about it though.

Anyways, just photoshop her with someone else's face and put them both over some porno image from Google image search. Pass is around and let the rumors spread. Maybe do it to the ones who pick on you the most. better yet, photoshop her to over a dozen of the people who make fun of you and you will simply walk away and laugh.

In my school, I went 2 years with a make believe girlfriend. Photshop + models + cropped bodies from myspace = epic success.

Another time, two bullies wouldn't stop bieng bitches. so, Gay secks + their faces = ruined lives.
 
Gormanmod said:
In my school, I went 2 years with a make believe girlfriend. Photshop + models + cropped bodies from myspace = epic success.

Another time, two bullies wouldn't stop bieng bitches. so, Gay secks + their faces = ruined lives.
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This is why you fail at REAL LIFE. Go get a girlfriend and get laid.
 
Laziness overcomes the nerd. besides, why bother if photoshop works for now.

Yes, I'm that much of a nerd.
 
Gormanmod said:
Laziness overcomes the nerd. besides, why bother if photoshop works for now.

Yes, I'm that much of a nerd.
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But you see, REAL pussy trumps fake pussy always.

Like always.

It goes like 300 on fake pussy's ass
 
yes, and that comes with real Aids and babies, as presented in this section.
 
Not if you use real condoms and don't date a real whore
 
Hopefully so.

(Condoms don't always stop aids though. Plastic threads have holes)

Anyhow, make some revenge by doing the photoshop method I mentioned before.
 
Gormanmod said:
Hopefully so.

(Condoms don't always stop aids though. Plastic threads have holes)

Anyhow, make some revenge by doing the photoshop method I mentioned before.
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Condoms stop babies though, and if that girl has aids in high school, you're a real desperate man, willing to do anything that walks with two legs.
 
Punch her in the stomach til it dies.
 
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