Best way to deal with the worst possible rumor imaginable

You be like "alright, come here, I have a secret for you. I didn't get HER pregnant, it's her hot little sister ***. You wouldn't know her, she's in 7th grade."
 
you can get a DNA paternity test for about 40 bucks now days
 
Every time someone asks you about it, say "I know, right? High five!"
 
OP needs to look on the bright side. He knows this girl's pregnant, he knows it's not his, this rumor is a great way to break the ice...

The solution is obvious. Have wild unprotected with her until she balloons up and gets all gross. It's not like you're going to get her pregnant^2.
 
Didn't read the pages of the thread. You have two options: Ignorance, or Violence. Pick one, and move on.
 
The next time someones asks, just reply:

"How could I make her pregnant? I came on her tits"

Rumour = squashed

You = hero to adolescents around you.
 
Cormeh said:
The next time someones asks, just reply:

"How could I make her pregnant? I came on her tits"

Rumour = squashed

You = hero to adolescents around you.
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Winrar.

Unless they never actually slept together, then he = lying fag.
 
Pulling out isn't 100% effective since before you ejaculate you secrete a fluid called precum that can get a chick preggo.

And why do you have to deal with a rumor?
You got that chick knocked up dude!
*High fives*
 
Go to some creepy Russian dark Other to make the girl have an abortion. Hopefully the Night Watch won't stop her in time.
 
you know they are only teasing you cause your taking it so personal and it bothers you.
people will always hit your weak spot and do aynthing to get under your skin.

anywas if shes rich and or hot.. why not :D
 
zombieturtle01 said:
The way to solve any rumor is to laugh it off as nothing, take it with pride. Sometimes me and my friend will make up rumors about ourselves just for kicks, it's awesome to see how people believe ANYTHING.
Once the people realize you don't care, then they don't care.
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Trufff.

Be nonchalant about it. If somebody ever confronts you, just say "no?". If they press it, just make like you're not paying attention to them.

"yeah well I heard bla bla bla this and bla bla bla that, I thought you two bla bla bla bla bla..."

you: "Oh. Ok..."

Just play it off. If you react, then you give them a target, and you'll have a hell of a time telling them to stop shooting.
 
Exactly. If someone were to come up to me now and say that. I'd just start laughing. That does sound completly redicolous especially since you know it's not true. Or for shits and giggles just say yeah, she was a shit lay.

If you deny and get angry at the person, they think it's funny. They also do the same if you just ignore them. Just react sarcasticly.
 
Btw, your only other realistic option is to crack the next sucker to bring it up right in the jaw, and then grab him by the neck and yell into his face...

"I DIDN'T **** HER!"

Course, this'd only work if you can push quite a bit of iron. Guy has to be lying on the ground in a daze. If he can squeeze his jaw and shoot you a dirty look, then you know you didn't hit him hard enough.

Then everybody would know you're not ****ing around, and wouldn't bug you about it any more. They'd still talk about it behind your back like nothing happened, but at least you wouldn't take any face to face shit.
 
Gormanmod said:
In my school, I went 2 years with a make believe girlfriend. Photshop + models + cropped bodies from myspace = epic success.

Another time, two bullies wouldn't stop bieng bitches. so, Gay secks + their faces = ruined lives.
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PhotoChop-The Thinking Nerd's Best Friend.
Out now!​
 
sinkoman said:
Btw, your only other realistic option is to crack the next sucker to bring it up right in the jaw, and then grab him by the neck and yell into his face...

"I DIDN'T **** HER!"

Course, this'd only work if you can push quite a bit of iron. Guy has to be lying on the ground in a daze. If he can squeeze his jaw and shoot you a dirty look, then you know you didn't hit him hard enough.

Then everybody would know you're not ****ing around, and wouldn't bug you about it any more. They'd still talk about it behind your back like nothing happened, but at least you wouldn't take any face to face shit.
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Ah, Violence, how I love thee.
 
"I heard you got _______ pregnant."

"Yeah, she was a good f*ck."
 
The best way to deal with a rumor that isn't true is to start another rumor that you are planning to stab up the school and paint the walls with the blood of your classmates, and finally end yourself by swallowing an active grenade. Bring a grenade to school for added effect. When they take you away, I guarantee no one will remember whatever it was they were saying about you.
 
sinkoman said:
Btw, your only other realistic option is to crack the next sucker to bring it up right in the jaw, and then grab him by the neck and yell into his face...

"I DIDN'T **** HER!"

Course, this'd only work if you can push quite a bit of iron. Guy has to be lying on the ground in a daze. If he can squeeze his jaw and shoot you a dirty look, then you know you didn't hit him hard enough.

Then everybody would know you're not ****ing around, and wouldn't bug you about it any more. They'd still talk about it behind your back like nothing happened, but at least you wouldn't take any face to face shit.
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Brute Force: The solution to all world's problems. :D
 
staticprimer said:
The best way to deal with a rumor that isn't true is to start another rumor that you are planning to stab up the school and paint the walls with the blood of your classmates, and finally end yourself by swallowing an active grenade. Bring a grenade to school for added effect. When they take you away, I guarantee no one will remember whatever it was they were saying about you.
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:LOL:

WINNAR!
 
Needs more polar bears with frickin' Scorpion rockets launchers attached to their fricking backs tbh.
 
Don't bring shit that I can't even ****ing read because of mah illiterimacy into this ok?



OP, go with Muffin Man and Sinko's solutions.
 
Wait, how did that rumour even come about? That's really odd. Did she start it? What a bunch of idiots. I'd just ignore it if I were you, they obviously have nothing to do but make up shit about AWESOME people.
 
But you see, REAL pussy trumps fake pussy always.

Like always.

It goes like 300 on fake pussy's ass
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Exactly.

Except ass is gay so it goes like 300 on fake pussy's pussy.


Photoshop has nothing on marathon 7 hour "fun" sessions, and eventually getting bored of doing it. Thats right, so much you get bored.

Go forth sir, and claim yer prize!.


The next time someones asks, just reply:

"How could I make her pregnant? I came on her tits"

Rumour = squashed

You = hero to adolescents around you.
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I approve.
 
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