Biozeminades!!!

[LoneDeranger]

LOL!

I first saw this on Amazon.com and the Chris_D's sig. He are some more funny Amazon.com reviews for you to enjoy:

Ok everybody, I've heard rumours that this isnt actually Half Life 2, it is actually half life 1, under a different name, and it has a few new enemies named 'biozeminades' which can make themselves look good, and you have to kill them with spray paint. Apparently, the half life 2 e3 video and trailer were made with frame by frame animation (so it is not the game) by Yago Zebadiah, who is from France. However, this half life 2(1) is still looking good, and i hope that the biozeminades are as good as people say they are

If I could rate this game a 0 Star I would, or maybe even some negative stars. Halflife 2 will not have the same physics as Halflife, it's supposed to be more realistic or something or other. MORE REALISTIC?! I'm sorry, but I want my gliding, strafe jumping, bunnyhopping and ramp sliding that is included in the most popular Halflife mod, which is TFC. If Valve ends up making a TF2 it will end up using the same physics engine as HL2. Which means that TF2 will be a cross between TFC and Cr4postrike. I'm sorry, but I don't want it to be at all like CS, can we say "headsh[]t." Valve, give me TFC physics with upgraded graphics and features and I will praise your company.

A realistic game does NOT mean it will be fun or enjoyable. In fact I can almost gaurantee that it won't be fun/enjoyable, just take a look at Counterh4ck(CS for you not so bright). It's supposed to be 'realistic', when really it isn't at all, but is the closest thing that can come to realistic in Halflife. And it's absolutely horrifyingly terrible. When I play it, I just want to crawl up and grab a pacifier because it's so bad.

Now theres the issue of steam. Steam is not going to work it never will! We all know what happened when Valve was going to release it, it got leaked out before the release and was INCREDIBLY buggy, crashed and was just all around the worse thing ever. Quit wasting your time on it Valve, it will never work. Which brings me to another point. How about you make some updates and fixes for TFC, don't waste time on a mediocre mod like CS. We all now TFC takes far more skill and learning than CS.

All in all, this will be the most overhyped and worst game to date.

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[nw909]

Haha, he looks like an asshole.

 

[Bad^Hat]

Did he leave an address or daytime phonenumber?

 

[Feath]

Steam is not going to work it never will! We all know what happened when Valve was going to release it, it got leaked out before the release and was INCREDIBLY buggy, crashed and was just all around the worse thing ever.

Did he say the same thing about the leaked Doom 3 Alpha, I wonder.

Seriously, why do people expect miricles from Beta Software. There should be a huge flashing message explaining Beta Software whenever you start Steam.

Do you think he doesn't like Counterstrike?

 

[Dr. Freeman]

Originally posted by Feath
Seriously, why do people expect miricles from Beta Software. There should be a huge flashing message explaining Beta Software whenever you start Steam.

really eh?

forget the fact that the piece of software is provided free of charge.. and works at least half decent most of the time.. pple either don't know the meaning of "beta software" or their plain ignorant.. either would not surprise me really..

 

[Login_Here]

Originally posted by LoneDeranger
Cr4postrike

I think im gonna go pay that guy a visit

 

[switch]

:flame: the leprechaun told me to burn him :flame:

:afro:

 

[Archangel]

haha, TFC the most popular HL-Mod, my ass. That guy obviously never heard about the possibility that Valva has indeed recognized that TF is supposed to be unrealistic, and doesn't need relistic physics.