Blatant dishonesty to try and prove a point

[Darkside55]

I've got no reason to lie to prove a point.

In order to try and prove a point I professed to have a gay friend, when the reality of it was I had no friends...

Dude.

I'll be your friend.

But not a gay friend.

Unless you're like, really pretty.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I have a couple of gay friends.

This is now a gay friend thread.

 

[Darkside55]

Ace is my gay friend and I don't care who knows it.

 

[Dog--]

Dude.

I'll be your friend.

But not a gay friend.

Unless you're like, really pretty.

He says that in like every thread, how did you not see that before?

 

[Raziaar]

He says that in like every thread, how did you not see that before?

What?

 

[Darkside55]

Because I'm always hoping that after each time he posts that he has no friends, he'll make a friend!

Every time he says he hasn't made any friends yet I am sad. But then I hope he'll make friends by the next post!

 

[Acepilotf14]

I assume what Dog meant is that Raz says he's really really pretty in every thread.

Which is true, btw.

 

[nurizeko]

I've probably lied before in an argument but mostly I keep to honesty since usually I prefer to just be right, hence, I need not lie.

 

[Raziaar]

God dammit, this wasn't a thread about friends! There was no significance in what I put there it was just to elaborate on the fact!

Gah!

 

[kupocake]

Oh yeah, I have loads of gay friends.

 

[Rizzo]

I lie all the time.

 

[VirusType2]

I lie all the time.

No you don't.

 

[The Monkey]

I have five bisexual friends that I know of, but no homosexuals.

 

[Naph]

It can be used as a subject and it can also be used as the predicate.

Go figure

I may have myself, but I can't destinctly recall any given situation, I'm sorry to have let down those who subscribe to my posts.

 

[Vegeta897]

Holy shit, Raz, I was expecting a passing remark but you made up these characters with elaborate backstories. Good job.

Yeah lol, I was surprised too.

 

[kupocake]

:|

Great for pressing flowers to give to your boyfriend.

 

[Naph]

Great for pressing flowers to give to your boyfriend.

I find it ironic in a sense.

But no, I generally use my firmed arse cheeks.

 

[Dog--]

This sentence is a lie, don't you know?

 

[Sulkdodds]

the first person I ever dated later had an extensive lesbian romance. Does that count?

Its the internet so you can be whomever you want to be.

No you can't. Not once you're in too deep.

 

[Rizzo]

No you don't.

I never lie.

 

[flamingdts]

In a heated debate I'm sure people will go against their own beliefs and logic just to prove a point. No one likes to admit they're wrong afterall.

 

[Danimal]

lol @ heated debates.

 

[Rizzo]

Well, im never wrong.

 

[Raziaar]

Yeah.

I don't know what possessed me to do that. Reading the post, it seems completely foreign to me now, because I doubt I could bring myself to lie like that again and live with myself. I tend to take the path of complete honesty now.

It just makes me wonder how many other people around do exactly what I've done there, feeling strongly about something and then throwing out any kind of elaborate bullshit they can in order to elevate their claims.

 

[NeptuneUK]

I am lying right now.

Wait, how the **** do you spell it?

 

[Krynn72]

Yes, but usually its very obvious to both parties that its a lie. I usually do it to show people how they're being hypocritical.

 

[theotherguy]

I don't often lie, but I do often bullshit.

There is a big difference.

 

[MFL]

I myself have transcended gender, and my sexual organs now operate as kind of a revolving mechanism that can switch between thirteen different configurations.

As a result of my ascension out of the human sexual dichotomy, the conventional rules of truth no longer apply to or through me, and as a result, it is impossible for me to lie.

 

[Jintor]

I lie all the time to make myself look big on the internet. I'm lying right now.

/edit GODDAMNIT NEPTUNEUK