Blonde Jokes

Cormeh said:
These are fook-hall mate, I'm a ginger.
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A woman's just given birth, and the father is standing outside the delivery room. The doctor comes outof the room and says to him: "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that both the baby and your wife are perfectly fine; the bad news is that the baby's ginger."

Sorry - I couldn't resist. Actually, I think ginger hair looks quite good.
 
:laugh:

Nae worries - heard them all.

I'm hoping to one day successfully recreate the scene from Roxanne where Steve Martin has to come up with 20 big nose jokes. :p
 
Blonde girls are awesome. I knew one blonde girl when I was in the US and she was HOT. I have never known a blond girl who wasn't HOT and awesome.


That said, how did blonde jokes ever form?
 
ComradeBadger said:
Blonde girls often have 'blonde moments'

i.e. moments of stupidity :p
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Is troo!

I live in California, or, Blond central. It's like life is one big constant blond moment.
 
soybeancurdnoodle.jpg

you guys see that? you'll be getting it if you don't stop using the term "blonde moment" immediatley, and if you think the noodle is bad, imagine what i could do with a funnel
 
el Chi said:
A woman's just given birth, and the father is standing outside the delivery room. The doctor comes outof the room and says to him: "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that both the baby and your wife are perfectly fine; the bad news is that the baby's ginger."

Sorry - I couldn't resist. Actually, I think ginger hair looks quite good.
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My aunty and uncle are both ginger. So when I was born, the first thing my mam asked was "Is he ginger?"
 
i have brown hair !!!! :0 brrrroooooooowwwwnnnnnnn no its not ####
 
I'm not very attractive to people with blonde hair.

It has to be dirty blonde, or else its just... meh.

Guys especially look rediculous with blonde hair, my personal opinion.


That all being said... everytime I see a blonde girl, I get sad. From the last two people I really liked who were blonde. ;(
 
el Chi said:
I'm blonde and I take exception to these "jokes". It's just another form of racism.

Damn you Sulk, I was gonna steal that one. *Shakes fist*
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Who doesn't love racest jokes?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus
I don't know but it can sure as hell pick cotton!
:laugh::D:):|:(;(
I'll leave myself out...
 
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into an apartment complex. The redhead points to the wall and screams, "EWWWW SPERM!!"

The Brunette walks up to it, looks at it, says, "Yep, it's Sperm..."

The Blonde walks up to it, sticks her finger in it, and tastes it and says, "Yup, it's sperm, but nobody from this building."
 
Feath said:
Ahem, what about El Chi?
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He's the exception of the rule. You will find no other than the one with Chi power that has hawt blonde hair.

BTW I'm brown and so is my gf and we feel GRRREAT!
 
To the first joke:

You can't have cappuchino in a thermos :p
 
It is a very very good picture. Alas, I do not look quite so world-weary and hardened-noir-gumshoe. Here's hoping one day... One day...
But for now, dear readers - here's the awesome that is my blonde hair. Rawk.

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Emooooooooooooooo.

hehe. I dunno, I don't think it looks spectacular. I'm just not real fond of blonde hair.
 
Pffft - emo nothing. Indie-tacular.
Anyways, I suppose we shall have to agree to disagree.
 
el Chi said:
Pffft - emo nothing. Indie-tacular.
Anyways, I suppose we shall have to agree to disagree.
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Yeah its not like i'm dissing you. :) We're cool.

And I was teasing playfully about the emo thing.
 
/me guides el Chi and Raziaar to bedroom
/me sets up hidden cam :O
 
el Chi said:
Pffft - emo nothing. Indie-tacular.
Anyways, I suppose we shall have to agree to disagree.
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I hope you don't go around the streets, telling people you're a "indie hipster" kid :p
 
I don't NEED to tell people ;)
Seriously though - I'm not that pretentious.
 
Que-Ever is right. That picture is so manly, Chuck Norris would commit seppuku in shame if he ever viewed it.
 
Me + El Chi = the ULTIMATE night out. Best time I've ever had.

-Angry Lawyer
 
Yarr, 'twas a damn good night out, t'be sure. Well done Zane Lowe, well done indeed.
And well done AL - it was awesome!
 
I'm tempted to post the OTHER photo, but I need the Chi approval. As it contains a third party, I don't really want to make things weird. So, Chi, you post the ULTRA DRUNK FOOTAGE!

-Angry Lawyer
 
Angry Lawyer said:
I'm tempted to post the OTHER photo, but I need the Chi approval. As it contains a third party, I don't really want to make things weird. So, Chi, you post the ULTRA DRUNK FOOTAGE!

-Angry Lawyer
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Hnnnngh...
We look a right horrorshow in the "After" shot, so I'm gonna veto that, I'm afraid. :)
 
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