Borderlands

Slacker said:
That's actually good news for me, I was almost positive it came out Tuesday.
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2k Games has yet to respond regarding the broken street date thing. So, who knows?
They might unlock it earlier.
 
BHC said:
Need two more takers on another 4-pack deal, PM me if you're a known and trustworthy member. I'll be buying on my credit card and taking paypal payments.
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PM sent
 
Still need one more for four pack deal, shoot me with a PM if you've been around a while. Excited to play on Monday with some other hl2.netters!
 
BHC said:
Still need one more for four pack deal, shoot me with a PM if you've been around a while. Excited to play on Monday with some other hl2.netters!
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Damn I'm tempted, retail after taxes comes to $52, whereas steam is about $34. Almost $20 savings but I like collecting boxes :/
 
I whould get in on this, cept' I don't think my rig can handle it.

It can't handle anything right now, and I don't have cash to fix it up.
 
I want the release date sooner now :( If I can play this game on the weekend, I will literally jizz myself.
 
That would be incredibly awesome, especially since I got the preload done and ready to go :)
 
Got the four pack coming, thanks to all the takers. I'm getting more and more psyched, thinking I want to play a sniper type of character.
 
BHC said:
Got the four pack coming, thanks to all the takers. I'm getting more and more psyched, thinking I want to play a sniper type of character.
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i'm leaning towards Soldier. . .
health and bullet regen for the whole team! :)
 
Yeah, probably soldier for me too... either that or Lilith...
 
Awww
Hey guys,

Yesterday we learned that a fraction of the PC copies of Borderlands were accidentally sold to consumers in some countries but that gamers could not activate their copies yet. Since we learned of this problem, we have been looking into the issue to find the best possible solution for everyone.

I'm going to be completely honest with you guys right now. It is not possible for us to move the planned release date of the game forward. We could not possibly get the games into stores worldwide and out for digital distribution any earlier than planned. Less than 1% of all copies were sold, and if we unlocked the game today, illegal versions would most likely appear on torrents by the evening. I am sure all of you want our PC launch to be as successful as possible, and we simply won't be able to manage that any earlier than already planned.

I want to apologize for those of you who have gotten the game ahead of our release date, and ask for your patience and understanding. The game will be ready in the US and Canada at midnight eastern standard time on Monday, October 26th, and internationally by Friday, October 30th.

-Elizabeth
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Well, Monday it is :(
 
Well, but the posting/calling continues.

At least we can feel good about having annoyed 2K as much as possible before it's released.
 
I have play rehearsal on Monday for 2-6 PM :l
I have to wait through boring rehearsal with bad acting/bad singing for four hours. Boooooo.
 
Shamrock said:
It's slot based. You cannot store weapons anywhere else.. yet, but from what I'm told you won't be able to at all. There's no armory. There's nothing. You start off with a 14 slot inventory (12 items in the bag, 2 equipped). Then as you progress, you gain more slots, and I'm pretty sure you end up being able to have 42 total slots from what I was told. Willie will have to chime in on that one. He knows more about the system, but I'm sure I've summed it up enough.
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Pretty much this. You find Claptraps scattered around the game world (so far I've met the first one umm...somewhere while playing with Shamrock and one in Sledge's Safehouse) that provide you with upgrade kits upon repairing them after completing a small quest to find a repair kit in the area. Each upgrade increases your storage by 3 slots. Incredibly helpful since after you get up in levels you begin finding some sweet ass guns.


I'm on Live a lot so if anyone ever feels like playing my gamertag is Willehman. Also, Shamrock is a ****ing awesome partner, but a horrible driver.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
Pretty much this. You find Claptraps scattered around the game world (so far I've met the first one umm...somewhere while playing with Shamrock and one in Sledge's Safehouse) that provide you with upgrade kits upon repairing them after completing a small quest to find a repair kit in the area. Each upgrade increases your storage by 3 slots. Incredibly helpful since after you get up in levels you begin finding some sweet ass guns.


I'm on Live a lot so if anyone ever feels like playing my gamertag is Willehman. Also, Shamrock is a ****ing awesome partner, but a horrible driver.
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Quiet, you filthy Xbot.
 
I got the game for the PS3 since I don't have a gaming PC. I've got a few hours under my belt and I'm enjoying it so far.

Does everyone get "The Clipper" after killing "9 fingers" or do they name all of the blue and up guns? I never really followed this game prior to release.
 
DUDE ITS ****ING HORRIFYING I LIKE LITERALLY SHIT MY PANTS DON'T YOU SIT THERE AND JOKE I will cover you in my fear shit
 
Well ordered my copy today. Only after I ordered it I heard that the Royal Mail in UK is on strike... FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
 
Had a pretty pantshitting experience earlier in the night fighting Skagzilla. A ****ing monstrous Skag that shoots mother ****ing LASERS from its mouth. God damn. Stepped into an arena just outside of his lair and placed some bait and god damn he must have been hungry cause dat bish came charging out of there all pissed off god damn. I marveled at his immense size and dat badonkadonk and dose claws and wow what the **** you are ugly you DESERVE TO DIE what a beautiful and magnificent beast. I knew no ordinary weapons would do the job. I drew out my large god damn Flaming Rocket Launcher of Blowing Your Shit to Kingdom Come Bitch YEAH and blasted it in the FACE. Wow no didn't do shit cause of its armor. SO I BLASTED IT IN THE ASS. Didn't do poop. I cried as I drew my combat rifle and blasted it and realized it was only doing 11 damage. I panicked and sent out my Bloodwing DON'T FAIL ME BLOODING and it failed to do any significant damage. I circled it as it shot ****ing LASERS FROM ITS MOUTH and did some decent damage. It wasn't enough. I drew my shotgun and began SHOOTING IT IN THE BUTTHOLE. YES I FOUND ITS WEAKNESS WHICH IS ITS FLESHY BUTTHOLE. Each shot did around 200 damage which is awesome. I love my (now sold) Hunter's Shotgun. It began charging me and clawing me and FUUUHUUUUUCKING SHIT ONE HIT KNOCKED OUT MY SHIELDS YEARGH SHIT. I PRESSED ON ANYWAY AND BLASTED IT IN THE BUTTHOLE OVER AND OVER UNTIL THE BEAST FINALLY FELL after I meleed it in the butthole IN THE ****ING ASSHOLE YEAH yeah. What did I find in a chest in its arena after killing it? I'll god damn tell you. A shotgun that not only has a scope at the end of a barrel, but a ANOTHER ****ING SCOPE THAT'S LIKE ALL ELECTRONIC AND SHIT THAT IS TWO SCOPES ON ONE SHOTGUN HOLY SHIT and it makes midgets explode not even shitting you man. NOT POOPING ON YOU. After that I drove off into the Dahl Headlands in my car to claim my reward god damn.

tl;dr use a high powered ****ing shotgun and shoot Skagzilla it in its butthole until you run out of ammo and knife it in the butthole afterwards for a nice reward
 
Pi your PM box is full, but I meant to say I emailed the gift to your gmail account. Hope that works. Let me know. If you'd rather I sent it to the account you mentioned you can deny the gift via email and I'll just resend it to that Steam account.
 
I am extremely addicted to this game, been playing it non-stop on the 360 since I got it.
 
So there I was, heading to the Thunderdome in the Dahl Headlands. My target: Mad Mel. A bitch ass mark ass trick bandit running the show in the Headlands. After laying waste to his asshole companions in their faggy little cars and mowing down a bunch of deformed midgets and psychos in my vastly superior cars THAT MOTHER ****ER CAME OUT ALL PISSED IN HIS BIG ASS CAR I was like god damn man god damn and my car b;lew up I don't know how maybe a f*ggot psycho did it SHIT I DON'T KNOW but anyway I pulled out my rocket launcher and blasted one of his buddies in his car that drove by and blew it up and I died after being run over and respawned to find HOLY SHIT MAD MEL HAS FULL HEALTH AGAIN. I was PISSED. NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE FULL HEALTH AGAIN BUT I REALIZED HE ALSO HAD NO BUTTHOLE I REPEAT NO BUTTHOLE I hopped in my car, drove back in there, and circled around the area blindly firing rockets waiting for my shields to regenerate after he had nearly incinerated my car. Holy mother of god he just blew up my car. Oh god. Oh god I'm bleeding to death and he's heading right for me. Did I chicken out like a little biHELL NO I DIDN'T MOTHER ****ER ARE YOU CRAZY YEAH PROBABLY I pulled out my god damn RPG17 STEEL ROCKET LAUNCHER WITH 349 DAMAGE 72.1 ACCURACY 2.8 FIRE RATE +76% FIRE RATE +300 BURST FIRE COUNT THAT'S RIGHT THREE ROCKETS IN A ROW +2% DAMAGE AND 2.7x WEAPON ZOOM HOLY SHIT THE NAME IS EVEN IN BLUE TEXT. I blasted that queer before he could hit me and BAM QUEST COMPLETE ROAD WARRIORS: BANDIT APOCALYPSE DO I HEAR SCOOTER IN MY RADIO SAYING HE WANTS TO MEET ME yes I do shit here I go about to drive off and see dis boi up in New Haven.

tl;dr circle the arena and blast Mad Mel's queer ass while locked onto him just fire rockets over and over while locked on and circle the arena and if he blows you up just pull out a giant ****ing weapon and blow his bitch ass AWAY YEAH or knife his butthole even though he has not ass

Edit: Expect more in the future.
 
TollBooth Willie said:
So there I was, heading to the Thunderdome in the Dahl Headlands. My target: Mad Mel. A bitch ass mark ass trick bandit running the show in the Headlands. After laying waste to his asshole companions in their faggy little cars and mowing down a bunch of deformed midgets and psychos in my vastly superior cars THAT MOTHER ****ER CAME OUT ALL PISSED IN HIS BIG ASS CAR I was like god damn man god damn and my car b;lew up I don't know how maybe a f*ggot psycho did it SHIT I DON'T KNOW but anyway I pulled out my rocket launcher and blasted one of his buddies in his car that drove by and blew it up and I died after being run over and respawned to find HOLY SHIT MAD MEL HAS FULL HEALTH AGAIN. I was PISSED. NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE FULL HEALTH AGAIN BUT I REALIZED HE ALSO HAD NO BUTTHOLE I REPEAT NO BUTTHOLE I hopped in my car, drove back in there, and circled around the area blindly firing rockets waiting for my shields to regenerate after he had nearly incinerated my car. Holy mother of god he just blew up my car. Oh god. Oh god I'm bleeding to death and he's heading right for me. Did I chicken out like a little biHELL NO I DIDN'T MOTHER ****ER ARE YOU CRAZY YEAH PROBABLY I pulled out my god damn RPG17 STEEL ROCKET LAUNCHER WITH 349 DAMAGE 72.1 ACCURACY 2.8 FIRE RATE +76% FIRE RATE +300 BURST FIRE COUNT THAT'S RIGHT THREE ROCKETS IN A ROW +2% DAMAGE AND 2.7x WEAPON ZOOM HOLY SHIT THE NAME IS EVEN IN BLUE TEXT. I blasted that queer before he could hit me and BAM QUEST COMPLETE ROAD WARRIORS: BANDIT APOCALYPSE DO I HEAR SCOOTER IN MY RADIO SAYING HE WANTS TO MEET ME yes I do shit here I go about to drive off and see dis boi up in New Haven.

tl;dr circle the arena and blast Mad Mel's queer ass while locked onto him just fire rockets over and over while locked on and circle the arena and if he blows you up just pull out a giant ****ing weapon and blow his bitch ass AWAY YEAH or knife his butthole even though he has not ass

Edit: Expect more in the future.
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STOP talking about the game it makes me want to play it so bad right now!!!

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TollBooth Willie said:
So there I was, heading to the Thunderdome in the Dahl Headlands. My target: Mad Mel. A bitch ass mark ass trick bandit running the show in the Headlands. After laying waste to his asshole companions in their faggy little cars and mowing down a bunch of deformed midgets and psychos in my vastly superior cars THAT MOTHER ****ER CAME OUT ALL PISSED IN HIS BIG ASS CAR I was like god damn man god damn and my car b;lew up I don't know how maybe a f*ggot psycho did it SHIT I DON'T KNOW but anyway I pulled out my rocket launcher and blasted one of his buddies in his car that drove by and blew it up and I died after being run over and respawned to find HOLY SHIT MAD MEL HAS FULL HEALTH AGAIN. I was PISSED. NOT ONLY DID HE HAVE FULL HEALTH AGAIN BUT I REALIZED HE ALSO HAD NO BUTTHOLE I REPEAT NO BUTTHOLE I hopped in my car, drove back in there, and circled around the area blindly firing rockets waiting for my shields to regenerate after he had nearly incinerated my car. Holy mother of god he just blew up my car. Oh god. Oh god I'm bleeding to death and he's heading right for me. Did I chicken out like a little biHELL NO I DIDN'T MOTHER ****ER ARE YOU CRAZY YEAH PROBABLY I pulled out my god damn RPG17 STEEL ROCKET LAUNCHER WITH 349 DAMAGE 72.1 ACCURACY 2.8 FIRE RATE +76% FIRE RATE +300 BURST FIRE COUNT THAT'S RIGHT THREE ROCKETS IN A ROW +2% DAMAGE AND 2.7x WEAPON ZOOM HOLY SHIT THE NAME IS EVEN IN BLUE TEXT. I blasted that queer before he could hit me and BAM QUEST COMPLETE ROAD WARRIORS: BANDIT APOCALYPSE DO I HEAR SCOOTER IN MY RADIO SAYING HE WANTS TO MEET ME yes I do shit here I go about to drive off and see dis boi up in New Haven.

tl;dr circle the arena and blast Mad Mel's queer ass while locked onto him just fire rockets over and over while locked on and circle the arena and if he blows you up just pull out a giant ****ing weapon and blow his bitch ass AWAY YEAH or knife his butthole even though he has not ass

Edit: Expect more in the future.
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You should be a commentator for Starcraft 2.
 
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