Breathalysed

[Parrot of doom]

Got stopped by the police tonight, and breathalysed.

I'd been to see a very old friend of mine, who I hadn't seen in years. We'd gone to the pub and talked about old times. I had 1 pint of lager shandy (50:50), then another (25:75), and a half, again 25:75 lager:lemonade.

The police were waiting 50 yards down the road from the pub, with a direct view of the pub car park from which I left. They stopped me a mile down the road, and checked my breath.

I passed easily.

It didn't stop me cacking my pants at the thought of losing my license. I drive a very fast car, and cannot work without a license to drive. No work = lose car = get cheaper car or lose house.

Folks, think carefully the next time you drink (even a little bit like me) and drive... :O

 

[[Matt]]

dont go over the limit and you're fine

 

[Ikerous]

They saw him leaving a bar...
You dont have to be speeding

Besides, the speed limit is for morons

 

[Yuri]

Besides, the speed limit is for morons

Tell that to the guy who almost killed me and my girlfriend today.

He was speeding, probably around 45 in a 35 zone. Too bad it was over a blind curve where the "suggested" speed is around 15 miles an hour.

Around the curve is the exit to a park that we were in. Looked left, no cars, looked right, no cars, looked left, no cars and go. After I started to go, he speeds around the curve at my left, slams on his brakes to keep from smashing into me, and honks and gives me the finger. Funny how he did that instead of driving his car. Both his hands were off his steering wheel when he flipped the bird.


Driving is scary

 

[Dalamari]

Buy a pocket breathalyzer, that way you can drink until you are right at the line of a DUI

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

You drive an Enzo?

 

[NSPIRE]

I do not